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Towleroad notes: “Charlie Crist’s choice of “Fabulous” Coach Lines to take his campaign around the state just seems damn appropriate.” Crist is trailing badly behind teabagger Marco Rubio and tongues are already wagging over how long it will be before his sham marriage unravels once he’s a private citizen again. Crist quickly married Halloween costume heiress Carole Rome in 2008 …

Porno Pete LaBarbera hosted Christianist Pastor Ken Hutchinson on his radio show to yuk it up about being labeled “homobigots” by Pam Spaulding, who “needs God in a big way.” Pam responds appropriately.

Despite Porno Pete’s claim, I never said he had “partnered” with the KKK, I merely made the factually correct observation that both the KKK and LaBarbera believe that students at publicly funded universities should have the right to discriminate in the name of Jeebus. The truth, apparently, hurts. Good.

NOTE: In case it’s not clear, this is a spoof account. And totally hilarious.

Despite rumors that he planned to resign, today televangelist Eddie “Down Low” Long told the congregation at his Atlanta mega-church that he plans to fight the “false charges” against him. He said his first responsibility was his family, and the some 25,000 members of the Atlanta-area New Birth Missionary Baptist Church. However, he joked that he would be “remiss” not …

Atlanta’s pastors are getting together for a “lock down” prayer vigil where they will ask Jeebus to watch over disgraced Bishop Eddie “Down Low” Long, his 22-room/nine bathroom mansion, and his $200K Bentley. Glory! Praise Hi$ Name! And send in another teenage hottie!

Cadillac Kimberly sends out an extremely very super NSFW and freekin’ hilarious rant against Bishop Eddie Long.

Yesterday disgraced televangelist Ted Haggard issued a statement of support for Atlanta’s Bishop Eddie Long, the anti-gay marriage activist now being sued by several young men for coercing them into sex. Ted Haggard cautioned today that no one should rush to judge the leader of an Atlanta megachurch accused of coercing three young men into sex. “Nobody’s guilty until the …

Two young men in Atlanta have filed lawsuits against nationally known televangelist Bishop Eddie Long, alleging that Long coerced them into having sex in exchange for luxury trips, cars and cash. In addition to preaching against homosexuality to his Atlanta mega-church, which seats 25,000, Long has appeared on national television to argue against same-sex marriage. The men’s attorney called Long …

Continuing his transparent attempt to leach gay voters away from Democratic Senate candidate Kendrick Meeks, Florida Gov. Charlie “Closet Case” Crist told reporters today that he is considering dropping the state’s lawsuit challenging gay adoption. The suit made international news when the state’s star witness, Dr. George Rekers, was exposed as a patron of male prostitutes. “I think we need …

“What is the bigger threat to freedom in America, presently? a) Sharia Law; or b) the anti-religious homosexualist agenda (including legalized ‘gay marriage’)? If you said ‘b,’ you are correct. Tell that to conservative and ‘liberal-tarian’ pundits who are silent on the intolerant government-gay agenda and yet very vocal on the threat of Islamic radicalism.” – Porno Pete LaBarbera, writing …

Trailing GOP Senate candidate Marco Rubio by several points in the polls, FL Gov. Charlie Crist will today announce support for a long list of LGBT rights, but not marriage equality. On a list exclusively attained by Raw Story, Crist gives the thumbs-up to gay adoption, ENDA, civil unions, and repealing DADT. Crist’s announcement also includes the following: Federal Safe …

The GOP is really pissed at Charlie for ditching them.

THIS POST IS UPDATED.In a transparent ploy to appeal to the teabaggers backing his GOP Senate opponent Marco Rubio, Florida Gov. Charlie “Closet Case” Crist today told CNN that he supports amending the U.S. Constitution to ban same-sex marriage. “When it comes to marriage, I think it is a sacred institution, I believe it is between a man and a …

I noticed a rather interesting Twitter user on Liberty Counsel attorney Matt Barber’s follow list last night. (I added his photo to the screen capture.) Fascinating. Like Matt Barber, I follow lots of my enemies on Twitter, but I don’t feel the need to follow straight porn sites to know what the haters are up to.