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New York City has officially renamed the Queensboro/59th Street Bridge after its most famous closet case, former Mayor Ed Koch, who still coyly refuses to come out at the age of 86. I really hate the renaming of iconic century-old landmarks, particularly when that person had nothing to do with its construction. Coming up next, the Bloomberg Midtown Tunnel?

Former NYC Mayor Ed Koch is 86 years old and he still won’t come out, but at least he supports marriage equality. From a famed 2007 interview with Time Out New York: TONY: Are you gay? KOCH: When was the last time you performed oral sex on your boyfriend? TONY: Well I’m single now so it was a long time …

The New York Post has blown the lid off the federal corruption investigation of anti-gay state Sen. Carl Kruger, outing both Kruger and his wealthy gynecologist boyfriend. Closeted Brooklyn state Sen. Carl Kruger, a Democratic powerhouse, traded political favors for more than $1 million in bribes over the last five years — which his live-in boyfriend helped launder, the feds …

Now that his two year post-Senate “cooling off” period is over, totally not gay toe-tapper Larry Craig is once again trolling the halls of Congress, but this time it’s as a lobbyist. Craig’s firm, New West Strategies, wouldn’t actually confirm lobbying was now part of his portfolio. “I didn’t say that,” said Mike Ware, a principle at New West, adding, …

This week Porno Pete paid for a full-page ad in the Washington Times denouncing fellow conservatives for allowing GOProud to attend CPAC. Ignore all THAT. Actually, it’s “hateful rad gay lefties” that don’t want conservatives talking with gays. Whatever works in the name of feeding Petey’s new love affair with the homocons at Gay Patriot, who enthusiastically tweeted back “TRUTH! …

SPLC-certified hate kingpin Porno Pete LaBarbera has decided to fire back at the “silly” boycott of Chick-Fil-A by launching his own boycott of Chili’s. From the American Family Association’s OneNewsNow site: LaBarbera, founder of Americans for Truth About Homosexuality, argues that Chick-fil-A is a fine Christian company and suggests that a boycott of the company is absurd. But he points …

Obviously, Porno Pete is a fan of escaped mental patient Theresa Cao!

Porno Pete wants to remind you that you only have one day left to donate to his tax-exempt and therefore government-sponsored anti-gay hate organization.

Wonkette reports that outing kingpin Mike Rogers finally has the goods on Sen. Lindsey Graham. Lindsey Graham, South Carolina’s favorite lifelong bachelor and former military prosecutor, is always reliably against homosexuals having any basic human rights in America because Lindsey’s a Republican, y’all. Anyway, famous outer-of-self-hating-queers Mike Rogers says he’s got pictures of one of Lindsey’s boy toys leaving Lindsey’s …

“I believe this is the most important congressional vote and national debate on homosexuality in the USA — ever. If we lose, it will usher in a sea-change of pro homosexual political correctness — not just on our Armed Forces, but on the rests of society, as a Brave, New, ‘Gay’-affirming military will be held up as the new ‘civil …

Porno Pete LaBarbera We are gratified that enough Senators acted to prevent a lame-duck vote to effectively homosexualize the American military — a Democratic-led effort that is all about Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV), President Obama and the Democrats pandering to their ‘gay’ activist base and NOT keeping our military strong, nor defending the best interests of our fighting men …

Isn’t THIS interesting?

Right Wing Watch reports that not only is Porno Pete LaBarbera proud of his SPLC designation as a hater, he says that if a Christianist group didn’t make the list, they need to be more hateful. “We are one of the rare groups that is opposed single-mindedly against the homosexual activist movement,” said LaBarbera, who founded AFTAH in 1996. “The …

GOP closet case Sen. Lindsey Graham (SC) said yesterday that there are not enough Senate votes for a repeal of DADT. Sen. Lindsey Graham of South Carolina said Sunday the Senate likely doesn’t have enough Republican votes during Congress’ lame-duck session to lift the ban on gays serving openly in the military. “I think in a lame-duck setting, ‘don’t ask, …

Writing from his dildo-strewn basement dungeon in the suburbs of Chicago, Porno Pete LaBarbera is freaking out over Janet Napolitano’s assurance that all airport security pat-downs will be done by agents of the same gender as the passenger. Because that’s exactly what all those queer TSA agents are hoping for! “But what about homosexual TSA agents?” AFTAH President Peter LaBarbera …

Also, queers are going to crazy in the showers.

Because God is a teabagger! Or something!

Iowa’s Supreme Court justices have been ousted thanks to NOM’s campaign of lies and religious bigotry and their outright refusal to abide by state campaign finance laws. And with NOM’s money, New Hampshire has seen a large number of anti-gay GOP state legislators swept into office. Therefore Brian Brown, who fucking literally should be in jail in numerous states, is …

Bishop Eddie Long yesterday filed court papers denying that he’d had sex with young men in his congregation. Long is being sued by four male parishioners who allege that he used his position as church leader to coerce them into sex. In his responses, Long acknowledged he took the young men on trips and that he showed them affection, as …