Tag Archives: closet cases

HomoQuotable – Marcus Bachmann

“I was talking in reference to children. Nothing, nothing to do with homosexuality. That’s not my mindset. That’s not my belief system. That’s not the way I would talk. I think the strongest myth is the myth that I have ever called a homosexual a barbarian. We don’t have an agenda or a philosophy of trying to change someone.” – …

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The Michele Bachmann Song

This is fantastic. “The Drive-By Christian Broadcasting Network School of Law for Fundamentalist Government Infiltration.”

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The Bachmanns – Islands In The Stream

Actually, it’s Jennifer Saunders. Eerie, huh?(Tipped by JMG reader Derrick)

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Gaydar Inducts Marcus Bachmann

A clever PR move by Gaydar: In light of Marcus Bachmann’s spike in popularity on gay and gay-friendly blogs across the U.S., internet dating megasite Gaydar.net is offering the the husband of Tea Party presidential candidate Michele Bachmann (R-MN) a complimentary lifetime membership. As a rep at Gaydar HQ explains, “Marcus Bachmann is popping up on everyone else’s gaydar, we …

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Minnesota Stonewall Head: Stop Making Fun Of Marcus Bachmann

“I don’t view saying that someone’s gay is a negative thing, but I believe that perceived sexuality was being used as an attack on Marcus Bachmann, and I find it unacceptable to use perceived sexuality as an attack on anybody. The message I see it sending is a bit hypocritical because we’re advocating for policies in schools to stop this …

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Looking For Barbarians, RAWR!

Somebody’s enjoying a little fakery over on Silver Daddies. NSFW, natch. (Tipped by JMG reader Jeffrey)

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Cher Rips Marcus Bachmann

(Via – Towleroad)

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Olbermann On Marcus Bachmann

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MSNBC On Marcus Bachmann

Paul Lynde + Charles Nelson Reilly = the voice of Marcus Bachmann. Throw some Liberace in there too.

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Eddie Long’s Wife Splits: (Cuz She Can’t Compete With All Those Young Men?)

Weeks after he allegedly paid a $15M hush-money settlement to the four young men who accused him of sexual coercion, the wife of publicly anti-gay Bishop Eddie Long has reportedly moved out the house. Black Media Scoop has the dirt: The latest bombshell has hit his home life. BMS has learned that Bishop Eddie Long’s wife, Vanessa allegedly packed up …

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Charlie Crist Has A New Gig

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Remember The Asshat Legislator Who Tried To Repeal LGBT Rights In Montana?

She’s totally a closeted lesbian. So says my very trusted tipster who adds this about Montana state GOP Rep. Kristin Hansen: “She lives with a woman who she introduces to others as her ‘friend’ but has confirmed to a handful of people is her partner. The partner’s ex has also been telling people what’s up.” Hansen was first elected to …

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Kickin’ Down The Cobblestones

New York City has officially renamed the Queensboro/59th Street Bridge after its most famous closet case, former Mayor Ed Koch, who still coyly refuses to come out at the age of 86. I really hate the renaming of iconic century-old landmarks, particularly when that person had nothing to do with its construction. Coming up next, the Bloomberg Midtown Tunnel?

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Ed Koch For New York Marriage

Former NYC Mayor Ed Koch is 86 years old and he still won’t come out, but at least he supports marriage equality. From a famed 2007 interview with Time Out New York: TONY: Are you gay? KOCH: When was the last time you performed oral sex on your boyfriend? TONY: Well I’m single now so it was a long time …

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CORRUPTION BUST: New York Post Outs Anti-Gay Sen. Carl Kruger And Boyfriend

The New York Post has blown the lid off the federal corruption investigation of anti-gay state Sen. Carl Kruger, outing both Kruger and his wealthy gynecologist boyfriend. Closeted Brooklyn state Sen. Carl Kruger, a Democratic powerhouse, traded political favors for more than $1 million in bribes over the last five years — which his live-in boyfriend helped launder, the feds …

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Former Sen. Larry “Wide Stance” Craig Is Trolling Halls Of Congress As A Lobbyist

Now that his two year post-Senate “cooling off” period is over, totally not gay toe-tapper Larry Craig is once again trolling the halls of Congress, but this time it’s as a lobbyist. Craig’s firm, New West Strategies, wouldn’t actually confirm lobbying was now part of his portfolio. “I didn’t say that,” said Mike Ware, a principle at New West, adding, …

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Today In Hilarious Hypocrisy

This week Porno Pete paid for a full-page ad in the Washington Times denouncing fellow conservatives for allowing GOProud to attend CPAC. Ignore all THAT. Actually, it’s “hateful rad gay lefties” that don’t want conservatives talking with gays. Whatever works in the name of feeding Petey’s new love affair with the homocons at Gay Patriot, who enthusiastically tweeted back “TRUTH! …

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Porno Pete: It Time To Boycott Chili’s

SPLC-certified hate kingpin Porno Pete LaBarbera has decided to fire back at the “silly” boycott of Chick-Fil-A by launching his own boycott of Chili’s. From the American Family Association’s OneNewsNow site: LaBarbera, founder of Americans for Truth About Homosexuality, argues that Chick-fil-A is a fine Christian company and suggests that a boycott of the company is absurd. But he points …

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Tweet Of The Day – Porno Pete

Obviously, Porno Pete is a fan of escaped mental patient Theresa Cao!

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Porno Pete Wants Your Tax-Exempt Money

Porno Pete wants to remind you that you only have one day left to donate to his tax-exempt and therefore government-sponsored anti-gay hate organization.

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