Tag Archives: Christianists

Crazy Eyes: Americans Need To Pray Or Else God Will Totally Unfriend Us

If all 300+ million of us don’t drop to our knees, God will totes put America in the Burn Book and the smiting will commence with No Sweatpants Mondays.

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The Miracle of Anti-Gay Denial

Famed cartoonist Mark Fiore writes: Since Uganda’s anti-gay law was signed recently, it’s been amusing (and maddening) to watch various religious right characters scurry for cover. When nobody was watching, the holier-than-thou set have been visiting Uganda preaching their extreme anti-gay views. Now that people are appalled at Uganda’s life-in-prison-for-homosexuals law, the “evangelical” right-wing preachers are laying low or rewriting …

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Wingnuts Turn On Rand Paul, Part Three

“Guys, I’m here to tell you, the ‘social issues’ aren’t going away. But keep up this fatalistic nonsense and the GOP’s Christian-conservative base just might. Morality-minded Americans are sick of it, and we will choose fidelity to principle over surrender to ill-perceived ‘pragmatism’ every time. Take presidential wannabe Rand Paul. This guy, who, by all appearances, was shaping up to …

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FRC’s Prayer Of The Day

From the Family Research Council prayer team: The Maryland Senate has already passed and it is predicted that the Maryland House will pass what has come to be called the “Maryland Bathroom Bill,” HB1265. The bill, like many around the country, is supposedly intended to prevent discrimination against people who identify as transgendered and transvestite, but would extend a “right” …

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Wingnuts Turn On Rand Paul, Part Three

“As certainly Sen. Paul knows, the President is on an anti-family, anti-life, anti-marriage, anti-religious liberty crusade, using the power of the presidency, executive orders regulation, pressure from the Justice Department, to undermine basic institutions of our country and of our culture. I think he’s hurting himself. And I think once this becomes more widely known, I believe it will hurt …

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Pastors Have The Michigan Sadz

“Judge Friedman has negated the vote of 2.7 million voters in the State of Michigan. Moreover, he has said to the almost 70 percent of Black citizens who voted in favor of marriage protection that our voting rights are no longer protected. Abraham Lincoln, Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr and our forefathers apparently died in vain.” – Rev. Roland Caldwell. …

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MICHIGAN: Judge DESTROYS Mark Regnerus In Same-Sex Marriage Ruling

“The Court finds Regnerus’s testimony entirely unbelievable and not worthy of serious consideration. The evidence adduced at trial demonstrated that his 2012 ‘study’ was hastily concocted at the behest of a third-party funder, which found it ‘essential that the necessary data be gathered to settle the question in the forum of public debate about what kinds of family arrangement are …

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Pastor John Hagee Vs Twitter

 (Tipped by JMG reader Elroy) PREVIOUSLY ON JMG: John Hagee says that all atheists should get out of America. John Hagee says atheism is stupid because atheists have never faith-healed anybody. John Hagee says that God killed all those people with Hurricane Katrina in order to send a warning about homosexuality. John Hagee says that Sodom and Gomorrah was only …

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Today’s Money Beg From Tony Perkins

From KKK-affiliated hate group leader Tony Perkins: Dear Joe, The very future of America is at stake. What kind of country will we give to your children and grandchildren? Will we adhere to what Thomas Jefferson so eloquently called “the laws of nature and of nature’s God” in the Declaration of Independence? Or will we twist and distort that which …

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Wingnuts Turn On Rand Paul, Part Two

“By minimizing the massive implications of redefining marriage — this is not the kind of issue you ‘agree to disagree’ on — Sen. Paul indicates a fundamental lack of understanding of the inevitable results that will follow should marriage be redefined on a national level. These results include the continued erosion of our freedoms of religion, speech and conscience (churches …

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Glenn Beck: The Liberty Counsel Is A Force For Good In The Lord’s Army

Kyle Mantyla writes at Right Wing Watch: A few months ago, Glenn Beck took a very public stand against the anti-gay crackdown in Russia, declaring that no reasonable person would support what is happening there and boldly asserting that he didn’t even know anybody who was anti-gay. [snip] It is no small irony that [Liberty Counsel head Mat] Staver and …

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Focus On The Family: How To Train Your Christian Kids To Bully LGBT Students

Focus On The Family is launching their annual campaign against the anti-bullying Day Of Silence, which takes place in April. Once again, they are calling it the “Day Of Dialogue.”

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PERU: Evangelist Michael Brown Exports Anti-Gay Hatred To South America

Jeremy Hooper reports for GLAAD: The sad trend of American anti-LGBT activists traveling across the globe in order to “warn” them from making the pro-LGBT “mistakes” of America continues. The latest example comes from Peru, where vehemently anti-LGBT activist Michael Brown recently spoke to local members of congress, as well as passed out copies of his propaganda book, A Queer …

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Franklin Graham Endorses Putin

“America’s response to Putin’s law was sadly predictable. President Obama intentionally included homosexuals in his official U.S. delegation to Sochi. Then his attorney general stole headlines from the opening weekend with an announcement to the Human Rights Campaign (a major gay-rights group): As far as the federal government is concerned, there is no longer any difference between traditional and same-sex …

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Austin Ruse: A Vatican Priest Once Offered Me Absolution If I Would Murder Hillary

“Hillary [Clinton] is the ‘conquering queen’ at the United Nations. I was standing on the floor of the UN a couple of months ago, when she was thinking about running, and I was talking to a priest from the Holy See delegation and — I shouldn’t tell you this but he offered me guaranteed absolution if I just took her …

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American Jesus Madnees: 2014 Brackets

You’ll have to embiggen for the jokes. I think my favorite match-up is Gay Wedding Cake Vs Christian Persecution.  Source. (Tipped by JMG reader Matthew)

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Breitbart Columnist Austin Ruse: Liberal College Professors Should All Be Shot

“The toxic stew of the modern university is gender studies, it’s ‘Sex Week,’ they all have ‘Sex Week’ and teaching people how to be sex-positive and overcome the patriarchy. My daughters go to a little private religious school and we pay an arm and a leg for it precisely to keep them away from all of this kind of nonsense. …

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Barney Frank Slams Anti-Gay Americans For Exporting Their Hate To Uganda

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UGANDA: Gay Couple Arrested At Hotel

Appearing today on multiple African blogs: Barely two weeks after Ugandan President Yoweri Museveni signed a bill banning homosexuality into law, two homosexuals have been caught in the act. According to eyewitnesses, the two gay men checked into an undisclosed hotel and within 15 minutes of checking in, sexual moans were heard from their room. The moaning was so loud …

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Barber’s Site: Satan Controls All Muslims

Posted today to Matt Barber’s website: The frenzied, irrational hatred people of the world have for Christians is inspired by, and based in, Satan’s hatred for God and His people. It’s a demonic hatred found in people who have rejected the Lord. Have you ever noticed that there is not the same deep hatred for non-Christians and non-Christian religions? Satan …

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