Tag Archives: Charisma News

Christian Site: God Sent Irma To Curse The Disobedient But It’s Not Too Late To Pray The Storm Out To Sea

Last night Charisma News, our favorite one-stop shop for anti-witchcraft tutorials, published a lengthy last-minute how-to on stopping these hurricanes which are sent by God to punish us. The piece is authored by “messianic rabbi” Curt Landry. An excerpt: If we don’t understand the cause and effect of nature with God, and our responsibilities with the dominion that we have …

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GOP US House Candidate Warns That The Eclipse Is God’s Warning On Something Something 33 Something

GOP US House candidate Michael Snyder today penned an eclipse warning for Charisma News, your one-stop destination for anti-witchcraft tutorials. He writes: In a previous article, I noted that the first major city in the United States that the eclipse will cross is named Salem. Well, it turns out that the eclipse will actually cross a total of seven cities …

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Christian Site: Giant Sunspot Warns Us That One Horseman Of The Apocalypse Is Mounting Up [VIDEO]

Just the one? Charisma News, your full-service site for anti-witch tutorials, warns that Jesus might be coming back any day now because sunspots. They write: NASA says there is a massive sunspot on the surface of our sun that’s larger than planet Earth. The 75,000-mile-wide spot could rapidly turn into a solar flare and disrupt communications across the globe. The …

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Christian Site: How To Exorcise Your House [VIDEO]

Last month the far-right Christian site Charisma News delivered a helpful clip on how to battle witches. Today they provide an instructional video on exorcising demons right the fuck out of your house. As you’ll see below, their advice literally starts with book burning. They write: Books, knickknacks, pictures, games or even television shows may have an occult vortex that …

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Christian Site: It’s A Sign Of The End Times That Millions Of Evangelicals Are Flocking To Disney’s Movie

From the far-right Christian site Charisma News: The film would have never made so much money without millions of evangelical Christian families flocking to go see it. This is the kind of apostasy that we always knew was coming in the last days, but it is still shocking to see. What we willingly feed into our minds is going to …

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Helpful Christian Video: How To Stop Witch Attacks

The Christian site Charisma News has produced a helpful 35-minute instructional video on how to stop witches from casting spells against you. They write: The devil’s trick witch witchcraft is to make it seem all innocent and fun. “Witchcraft can be very deceptive, and it can manifest in many ways in our lives,” former witch Beth Eckert says. “A lot …

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Christian Site Editor: White Jesus Personally Told Me He’s Going To Stop Satan From Putting Out Fake News

Charisma News senior editor Jennifer LeClaire was one of the “prophetesses” who claims to have erected a “POTUS Shield” of prayers over Donald Trump during the inauguration. And during that event, she claims, White Jesus spoke directly to her with his latest plan for the American media. LeClaire helpfully provides a verbatim quote from Christ His Damn Self: “There are …

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Christian Site: Is Hillary A Witch Or The Anti-Christ?

Charisma News senior editor Jennifer LeClaire writes: Did you ever think there would come a day when someone would pose such queries about the former First Lady of the United States, the former Secretary of State, and now the Democratic nominee for president of the free world? I didn’t. But a new documentary has surfaced this week demanding answers. Titled …

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Obergefell Sadz Of The Day

“When I learned the U.S. Supreme Court ruled in favor of gay marriage I went into what you might call spiritual shock. I almost felt like someone had died. Someone didn’t, but something did. True liberty and justice for all. I am grieving right now over the false freedom that was birthed out of a false equality movement. I am …

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Time Travel With Charisma News

Remember back in 2013 when wingnut media went nuts about two street preachers being “brutally beaten by a gay mob” at Seattle Pride? Remember how it turned out that the preachers were actually attacked by a 29-times arrested drunk heterosexual multiple felon who was in the park with his wife and baby? Remember how it turned out that the attack …

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Jennifer LeClaire: Atheists On Twitter Are Trying To Stir Up Witches Against Me

“This may never happen to you, but I got a good laugh this week when some unbeliever – or perhaps someone who has been hurt deeply by the church – launched a miniature Twitter campaign trying to stir up witches against me. Needless to say, it didn’t work. When demonic activity is rising in a city, a sensitive Christian will …

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Christian Site: Satan Is Celebrating The LGBT Characters On Network Televison

“The prince of the power of the air is celebrating his success this week using media to promote the gay agenda and subtly indoctrinate a generation with the message it’s OK to be gay. GLAAD officially announced that, ‘moving forward, networks must feature significant transgender content in their original programming in order to receive a grade of ‘Excellent’ in its …

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Today In Christian Love™: Popular Religious News Site Says Gays Are Possessed By Putrid-Smelling Demons
And Are Worse Than Pigs

“Here’s the raw, naked truth: Homosexuality is actually a demon spirit. It is such a putrid-smelling demon that other demons don’t even like to hang around it. A genuine prophet of God told me that the Lord allowed him to smell this demon spirit, and he got sick to his stomach. And yet as humans, many embrace this demon. Yes, …

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