Tag Archives: Charisma News

Christian Site: 5G Technology Will Bring The Antichrist

Charisma News, the site best known here for its anti-witchcraft tutorials, its claim that the lifespan of gays is shortened by 20 years, its warning that burning breakfast eggs can summon demons, and its examination of the threat of demons in swimming pools, has some thoughts about 5G technology. An excerpt: What does 5G, technology, artificial intelligence and more have …

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Christian Site Weighs In On Demons In Swimming Pools

Charisma News, the site best known here for its anti-witchcraft tutorials, its claim that the lifespan of gays is shortened by 20 years, and its warning that burning breakfast eggs can summon demons, returns today to their favorite topic. An excerpt from “prophetic minister” Kathy Degraw: I just finished swimming laps in the hotel pool. I get some of my …

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Christian Site: Life Expectancy Of Gays Is 20 Years Less

Charisma News, the far-right site best known here for its anti-witchcraft tutorials and warnings that burning your breakfast eggs can summon demons, has joined in the annual attack on GLSEN’s anti-bullying Day Of Silence. Pastor Larry Tomczak writes: This Friday is a big day in thousands of elementary schools, middle and high schools, colleges and universities across America. GLSEN (The …

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Christian Site: Burned Eggs Can Summon Demons

Today we get an important warning from a writer for Charisma Magazine, home to helpful anti-witchcraft tutorials and published by Steven Strang, who Time once listed as one of America’s most influential evangelicals. I began running the day’s events through my head. I had to drop Haydon off at school at 9, and then I needed to head straight to …

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Christian Site: God Told Us He’s Released A “Flaming Torch” To Protect Trump And Incinerate His Enemies

From the far-right Charisma News: Over the past several weeks, God showed me numerous attacks that the enemy is attempting to make against our president, Donald Trump. As I was praying about the attacks against our president, the Lord began to connect the dots. He started showing me how this person was connected to that group, and that group was …

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Christian Site: How To Stop Illuminati Witches From Controlling Your Mind With Sound Waves This Easter

Charisma News is out with yet another of their super-helpful anti-witchcraft tutorials: Ex-witch Beth Eckert recently conducted a study on the Easter season, and what she discovered really forced her to grapple with the truth about the Easter season. Yes, resurrection Sunday is a time to rejoice in our Savior breaking the confines of death. And while Satan lost his …

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Christian Site: Use Rubber Bands To Stop Lust

The far-right Charisma News, home to many helpful anti-witchcraft tutorials, today provides advice for men on how to stop “the Jezebel spirit” from clouding your mind with lust. Doug Weiss writes: You can start by placing a rubber band on your wrist. Every time you lust after a person, snap the rubber band (you can also quote appropriate Scripture if …

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Christian Site: Remove These Ten Cursed Objects From Your House, They Are Inviting In Demons [VIDEO]

Jennifer LeClaire writes at Charisma News: I recently moved into a new condo in Fort Lauderdale. During the first night, I barely slept at all. I wasn’t sure why, until I opened a drawer I hadn’t checked. In the drawer, I found demonic comic books. In fact, the cover donned an image of an evil woman with Jezebelic face paint. …

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Christian Site: It’s Morally Just That God Murders With Tsunamis & Hurricanes To Stop Terrorism And Droughts

Over the last two weeks we’ve seen a mad woman waving a scepter to order Hurricane Irma out to sea, we’ve seen multiple exhortations for God to stop his Holy Storm Surge, and when those demands failed, we’ve seen the blame placed on gays, abortion, and the separation of church and state. So here’s yet another wackadoodle take from Charisma …

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Christian Site: God Sent Irma To Curse The Disobedient But It’s Not Too Late To Pray The Storm Out To Sea

Last night Charisma News, our favorite one-stop shop for anti-witchcraft tutorials, published a lengthy last-minute how-to on stopping these hurricanes which are sent by God to punish us. The piece is authored by “messianic rabbi” Curt Landry. An excerpt: If we don’t understand the cause and effect of nature with God, and our responsibilities with the dominion that we have …

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GOP US House Candidate Warns That The Eclipse Is God’s Warning On Something Something 33 Something

GOP US House candidate Michael Snyder today penned an eclipse warning for Charisma News, your one-stop destination for anti-witchcraft tutorials. He writes: In a previous article, I noted that the first major city in the United States that the eclipse will cross is named Salem. Well, it turns out that the eclipse will actually cross a total of seven cities …

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Christian Site: Giant Sunspot Warns Us That One Horseman Of The Apocalypse Is Mounting Up [VIDEO]

Just the one? Charisma News, your full-service site for anti-witch tutorials, warns that Jesus might be coming back any day now because sunspots. They write: NASA says there is a massive sunspot on the surface of our sun that’s larger than planet Earth. The 75,000-mile-wide spot could rapidly turn into a solar flare and disrupt communications across the globe. The …

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Christian Site: How To Exorcise Your House [VIDEO]

Last month the far-right Christian site Charisma News delivered a helpful clip on how to battle witches. Today they provide an instructional video on exorcising demons right the fuck out of your house. As you’ll see below, their advice literally starts with book burning. They write: Books, knickknacks, pictures, games or even television shows may have an occult vortex that …

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Christian Site: It’s A Sign Of The End Times That Millions Of Evangelicals Are Flocking To Disney’s Movie

From the far-right Christian site Charisma News: The film would have never made so much money without millions of evangelical Christian families flocking to go see it. This is the kind of apostasy that we always knew was coming in the last days, but it is still shocking to see. What we willingly feed into our minds is going to …

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Helpful Christian Video: How To Stop Witch Attacks

The Christian site Charisma News has produced a helpful 35-minute instructional video on how to stop witches from casting spells against you. They write: The devil’s trick witch witchcraft is to make it seem all innocent and fun. “Witchcraft can be very deceptive, and it can manifest in many ways in our lives,” former witch Beth Eckert says. “A lot …

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Christian Site Editor: White Jesus Personally Told Me He’s Going To Stop Satan From Putting Out Fake News

Charisma News senior editor Jennifer LeClaire was one of the “prophetesses” who claims to have erected a “POTUS Shield” of prayers over Donald Trump during the inauguration. And during that event, she claims, White Jesus spoke directly to her with his latest plan for the American media. LeClaire helpfully provides a verbatim quote from Christ His Damn Self: “There are …

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Christian Site: Is Hillary A Witch Or The Anti-Christ?

Charisma News senior editor Jennifer LeClaire writes: Did you ever think there would come a day when someone would pose such queries about the former First Lady of the United States, the former Secretary of State, and now the Democratic nominee for president of the free world? I didn’t. But a new documentary has surfaced this week demanding answers. Titled …

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Obergefell Sadz Of The Day

“When I learned the U.S. Supreme Court ruled in favor of gay marriage I went into what you might call spiritual shock. I almost felt like someone had died. Someone didn’t, but something did. True liberty and justice for all. I am grieving right now over the false freedom that was birthed out of a false equality movement. I am …

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Time Travel With Charisma News

Remember back in 2013 when wingnut media went nuts about two street preachers being “brutally beaten by a gay mob” at Seattle Pride? Remember how it turned out that the preachers were actually attacked by a 29-times arrested drunk heterosexual multiple felon who was in the park with his wife and baby? Remember how it turned out that the attack …

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Jennifer LeClaire: Atheists On Twitter Are Trying To Stir Up Witches Against Me

“This may never happen to you, but I got a good laugh this week when some unbeliever – or perhaps someone who has been hurt deeply by the church – launched a miniature Twitter campaign trying to stir up witches against me. Needless to say, it didn’t work. When demonic activity is rising in a city, a sensitive Christian will …

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