Tag Archives: Carrie Prejean

Fox Lies That FL School District Teaches Masturbation

Mediaite reports: A Florida school district was not suggesting three-year-olds should be taught the “ABC’s of Masturbation,” contrary to how it was portrayed by Fox News’ Trace Gallagher. Gallagher reported this week, “Well, the school district in Florida apparently thought three-year-olds needed to know their ABCs about masturbation, so they came up with a guide for parents.” Pasco County Schools, …

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Carrie Prejean: Megan Rapinoe Ruined Women’s Soccer

“She is the epitome of narcissism, in my opinion. I mean, think of all the privileges she’s had. Think of all the money that she’s made. ‘Oh, she’s so oppressed and she’s standing up for things.’ No, she’s not. She’s an absolute national disgrace to our country. And most normal people in this in this country agree with that, that …

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Carrie Prejean Calls For Jailing School Board Members

“Every single one of these board members, we called them out for exactly who they are. They’re groomers. In a normal world, they would be criminalized. They would be put in jail. “But we’re not living in a normal world. But guess what, Jesse? A couple of those board members are up for reelection in just a few months and …

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Homophobe Carrie Prejean Is Back As Anti-Masker

“I’m a mama bear and I know there’s a lot of mama bears here tonight, and no one’s gonna mess with our cubs.  And tonight I’m simply here to tell you to unmask our children. “We’re done begging. In fact, we’re done asking for permission. We are gonna be unmasking our children today. The pandemic is over, the parents are …

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Competition For Ladyfingers

Details.

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NOM Wanted Glamorous Unintelligent Celebrities As Spokespersons

GLAAD points out this tidbit from NOM’s secret documents: “Hollywood with its cultural biases is far bigger than we can hope to be. We recognize this. But we also recognize the opportunity – the disproportionate potential impact of proactively seeking to gather and connect a community of artists, athletes, writers, beauty queens and other glamorous non-cognitive elites across national boundaries. …

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Maggie Gallagher: I Still Love Ladyfingers

NOM usually deletes my comments from their blog, but Maggie Gallagher yesterday responded to my comment on their post congratulating Miss Ladyfingers USA on the birth of her baby. Gallagher may claim to have “never backed away” from Ladyfingers, but those of us who monitored their website daily at the time noted the complete scrubbing of all previous mentions of …

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NOM To Sue Over Ladyfingers?

When Carrie “Ladyfingers” Prejean was busted for homemade porn videos in which she explored her tingly no-no parts, NOM burned rubber in distancing themselves from their former hero. However Michael Musto today reports an interesting development. Well, outside Sister Act last night, a guy approached me and said, “Hi, Michael, I’m Keith Lewis from the Miss California USA pageant.” “Oh, …

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Carrie Prejean: I’m Going To Finger Myself With THIS Hand On Survivor!

It’s being reported that Miss Ladyfingers USA has been cast for the next season of Survivor. Such isolation! And all those cameras! Whatever will she do with her time? Wait, we know…

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Carrie Prejean Is Opposite Engaged

Miss Ladyfingers USA is engaged to St. Louis Rams quarterback Kyle Boller. The happy couple is registered at Good Vibrations, The Pleasure Chest, and Vivid Entertainment. She should totally ask Maggie to be a bridesmaid!

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JMG Poll: Who Was The Most Detestable Anti-Gay Douchebag Bigot Of 2009?

From marriage equality battles to hate crimes legislation, 2009 brought out the anti-gay bigots like we’ve never seen before. By whatever criteria you enjoy, select the person below who you think most exemplified homophobic hatred. It was difficult to select a mere eight names for this poll, so feel free to add your write-in candidates in the comments. Anti-Gay Douchebag …

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Carrie Prejean’s Christian Reputation Does Not Permit Midnight Club Appearances

“We are not completely certain that we want her in a nightclub setting at the hours specified in the contract. As you can understand, this is in direct conflict with who she is. Her reputation as a Christian is more important than any public appearance attention or monetary compensation.” – Francine Prejean, explaining why her daughter, Miss Ladyfingers USA, will …

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Quote Of The Day – Billy Arnone

“If they were put in front of me I’d probably watch it.” – Billy Arnone, the brother of Miss Ladyfingers USA, telling Radar Online that he’d watch her sex tape. What IS it with that family? (And note Billy’s “Loose Lips” t-shirt.) He goes on to slam same-sex unions, saying, “I’m all the way against gay marriage. I don’t feel …

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Quote Of The Day – Donald Trump

“Maybe she should become a major porn star, make millions of dollars, and give it to worthy causes.” – Donald Trump, reporting that Carrie Prejean has been calling him for advice on her post-sex tape career. Earlier this week porn giant Vivid Entertainment sent Prejean a letter advising that she “could certainly make millions” if she made a sex flick …

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Cartoon Ladyfingers

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Joy Behar On Carrie Prejean

Two things. Who is this Heidi Montag chick and what is Perez Hilton wearing?

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NOM Fires Carrie Prejean

The above is the headline on today’s press release from Fred Karger at Californians Against Hate. Karger opens with a letter to Maggie Gallagher. Dear Maggie — It looks like you fired former Miss California, Carrie Prejean, just like Donald Trump did back in June. She is no longer on your web site: nationformarriage.org I called your Washington, DC – …

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Carrie Prejean XXX Avalanche: THIRTY Nude Photos, EIGHT Sex Tapes

When it rains, it fucking pours Miss Ladyfingers USA’s vajayjay. Radar Online reports that another thirty nude photos and seven solo sex tapes of Carrie Prejean have surfaced. She made “the biggest mistake of my life” at least 38 times! There are 30 nude photos and eight sex tapes of former Miss California Carrie Prejean, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively. It’s …

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Quote Of The Day – Anonymous

A friend of mine wrote to angrily demand why I and a mutual friend had both become a “fan” of Carrie Prejean on Facebook. I responded that one must be a fan in order to post comments. Our mutual friend, who prefers to remain anonymous, had a much, much better response. I guess it was the first time I ever …

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Quote Of The Day – Miss Ladyfingers USA

“Young women should resist the pressures of popular culture and of sex. Our bodies are temples of the Lord. We should earn respect and admiration for our hearts, not for showing skin to look sexy.” – Carrie Prejean, from her memoir Still Standing. And today, TMZ reports: Carrie Prejean’s ex-boyfriend — the guy to whom she sent the XXX solo …

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