Tag Archives: Canada

RUSSIA: Website Of Canadian Bobsledder Blocked For Extreme Furry Hotness

Via Huffington Post: Canadian bobsledder Justin Kripps says his personal website has been censored in Russia. Kripps tweeted Friday that he could not access his site from Krasnaya Polayna, where some of the Sochi Olympic events are being held. Others who tried to access the site from Russia got the same message, which says it has been blocked because of …

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TORONTO: Crackhead Mayor Rob Ford Wants City Hall Rainbow Flag Removed

Toronto’s crackhead Mayor Rob Ford is furious that his town’s city hall today raised a rainbow flag in solidarity with Russia’s LGBT people. “It’s not about someone’s sexual preference,” he told reporters as he left his office to go outside and inspect the Canadian flag he had just put up in his office window. “No, I do not agree with …

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Olympics Have Always Been A Little Gay

From a Canadian diversity group. (Tipped by JMG reader Tam)

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Sanctity Of Marriage Alert

A radio station in Calgary (birthplace of Ted Cruz) is running a contest: This Valentine’s Day we’re helping you get over the blues of being single…We’re going to get you married! If you’re ready to take the plunge, we will marry you to a complete stranger on Friday, February 14th with Ryan & Katie then you will hop on a …

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Bell Canada Super Bowl Commercial Shows Gay Couple Watching The Olympics

JMG reader David writes: “The ad, showing the many ways people can watch the Olympics on Bell’s mobile, cable and broadcast networks and platforms, includes a gay couple celebrating a victory. The end of the ad shows the Canadian Olympic Team logo, of which Bell is a sponsor. The ad was shown several times tonight during the broadcast of the …

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Canada Names Outspoken Putin Critic As Official Flag-Bearer At Sochi Olympics

Reuters has the news: Hayley Wickenheiser, Canada’s most decorated female ice hockey player and an outspoken critic of Russia’s anti-gay laws, was named on Thursday as her country’s flag-bearer for next month’s Sochi Winter Games. A triple gold medallist and pioneer of her sport who has played professionaly in men’s leagues, Wickenheiser said she was honored to be chosen to …

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This Is Canada’s Bobsledding Team

Via Andrew Sullivan. Of course.

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Rob Ford Turns Jamaican

Via the Telegraph: Another video of scandal plagued Toronto Mayor Rob Ford has appeared online, in which he appears to be inebriated. The mayor slurs and swears at staff, while apparently trying to imitate a Jamaican accent. The person who uploaded the video to YouTube wrote that it was shot at a fast-food restaurant in Rexdale in the northwest area …

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Joseph Farah: Ted Cruz For President

“With all this heavy-duty investigative journalism and newfound faux enthusiasm for the Constitution suddenly on display, it’s obvious the No. 1 fear among the elite media is that Ted Cruz might actually run for president. They fear him not because he was born in Canada. They fear him not because of any concern for the U.S. Constitution. If anyone has …

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Former Canadian Defense Minister: Aliens Exist And They Walk Among Us

From the International Business Times: Lots of people believe in extraterrestrial life forms, but not many can give specific details about what they look like and where they’re living. But that’s just what Paul Hellyer, the now-90-year-old former defense minister of Canada, did in his recent interview with Russia Today, claiming there are 80 different species of alien life, from …

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Ted Cruz Is Still A Canadian

Source.

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Rob Ford Files For Re-Election

Toronto’s crack-smoking mayor today filed for re-election and already the local papers have busted him for lying. Ford then went on to declare himself the “best mayor” Toronto has ever had before rattling off a list of his alleged accomplishments, some of which in the words of the Star “were exaggerations or simply untrue.” The most obvious errors of fact …

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Alberta-Born Sen. Ted Cruz Is Finally Going To Renounce Canadian Citizenship

The Dallas Morning News reports: Born in Alberta 43 years ago last Sunday, Sen. Ted Cruz was unaware of his dual nationality until The Dallas Morning News explored the issue in August. Since then, he said in a recent interview, “I have retained counsel that is preparing the paperwork to renounce the citizenship.” He expects to complete the process in …

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CANADA: Supreme Court Strikes Down Laws Against Prostitution And Brothels

The Canadian Supreme Court today issued a sweeping ruling which declares that laws banning prostitution and brothels are a violation of the federal constitution. In striking down laws prohibiting brothels, living on the avails of prostitution and communicating in public with clients, the top court ruled Friday that the laws were over-broad and grossly disproportionate. “Parliament has the power to …

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Rob Ford Knocks Down City Councilor

By accident! Via Washington Post: Toronto’s City Council voted Monday to strip scandal-plagued Mayor Rob Ford of many of his powers following a heated debate in which he knocked over a female councilor. Council members voted overwhelming to cut the 44-year-old Ford’s office budget by 60 percent and allow mayoral staff to join the deputy mayor. Ford now effectively has …

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Rob Ford: I’m Running For Re-Election

Crack and cunnilingus for everybody!

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Rob Ford: The Opera

Clip recap: “No longer do you have to imagine what a Rob Ford opera would sound like. CBC Radio’s Day 6 recorded a Rob Ford aria, arranged and written by Topher Mokrzewski, resident conductor with the Calgary Opera. Alex Beley and Tyler Fitzgerald sing as the Ford Nation Chorus.” (Via JMG reader Azgaard) UPDATE: Rob Ford is getting a reality …

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Quote Of The Day – Rob Ford

“It hurts my wife when they call a friend of mine a prostitute. Alana is not a prostitute. She’s a friend. And it makes me sick how people are saying this. So unfortunately, I have no other choice. I’m the last one to take legal action, I can’t put up with it anymore. So I’ve named the names. Litigation will …

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CANADA: Judge Tosses $33M Suit Of Man Who Blamed Government For Getting HIV

A Canadian judge has tossed out the lawsuit of a man who demanded $33M from the federal and provincial governments for allowing an HIV-positive former prostitute from Thailand into the country. He married the woman after meeting her at the Toronto strip club which was also named in his lawsuit. Justice Carole Brown tossed out Whiteman’s $33-million lawsuit that alleged …

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Canadian Headline Of The Day

Oh, Canada. The embattled mayor of Toronto made a shocking admission Tuesday: “Yes! I’ve smoked crack cocaine!” Mayor Rob Ford told reporters at city hall that he tried the drug about a year ago. “Am I addict? No. Have I tried it? Probably in one of my drunken stupors.” Ford has been under intense scrutiny for months after two media …

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