Tag Archives: Bristol Palin

Sarah Palin’s whore daughter is suing her baby daddy for custody of their bastard son. And the Palins didn’t want anybody to know about it. A Dec. 23 order from Judge Kari C. Kristiansen denied Palin’s motion to close the proceedings and opened the case file to public access, while an order issued the same day by Presiding Judge Sharon …

After fielding numerous offers from straight and gay porn outlets, Levi Johnston has signed on for a nude pictorial with Playgirl. To get ready for his close-up, Johnston is training three hours a day, six nights a week at an Anchorage gym with a local body builder. A formal agreement hasn’t been reached with the online magazine, but the photo …

I haven’t mentioned this story yet, but if you haven’t been following it elsewhere, Letterman explains everything in this clip. Basically, the other night he joked that while Sarah Palin was in town earlier in the week to attend a Yankees game with Rudy Giuliani, Alex Rodriguez “knocked up” her daughter. Letterman didn’t realize that Palin was in town with …

The nation’s favorite hillbilly broke his silence today in an interview with Good Morning America where he said, “Oh, I still plan on marrying Bris- hey, is that a titty bar? Bitchin! Laters dude.”

Gov. Palin is only going to use her shotgun to shoot animals from helicopters. Cuz not only is the wedding off, Bristol and Levi are broken up. In a new interview with Star Magazine, Levi’s sister Mercede Johnston says Bristol actually broke up with Levi more than a month ago, is not attending school and rarely lets her baby daddy …

And she’s as well-spoken as her mother.

Right-wing filmmaker Jon Zeigler sits Sarah Palin down to rip on bloggers, Katie Couric, Tina Fey, and the liberal gotcha media. Palin’s reaction to Fey’s most quoted joke about Bristol and Levi: “The Mama Grizzly rises up in me hearing things like that.” This clip is an excerpt from Zeigler’s coming documentary, How Obama Got Elected.

The world has gone insane.

Wasn’t Bristol Palin supposed to have a baby ten days ago? She’d better hurry because the baby presents are piling up. According to an interview with her grandfather, Bristol and the baby have already received thousands of presents from around the world, in fact he estimates they’ve gotten over 100,000 packages and letters. Seriously. Meanwhile the details of the drug …

Sarah Palin’s co-grandma-to-be was arrested on drug charges yesterday. A 42-year-old Wasilla woman was arrested Thursday at her home by Alaska State Troopers with a search warrant in an undercover drug investigation. Sherry L. Johnston was charged with six felony counts of misconduct involving a controlled substance. Johnston is the mother of Levi Johnston, the Wasilla 18-year-old who received international …

Rein in your lack of passion? Restrain your deficiency of passion? Anyone? Whatevs, t-shirts are now available.

Bristol & Levi would like a meat grinder, Precious Moments figurines, and a camouflage diaper bag.

Is the McCain campaign planning an October surprise? In an election campaign notable for its surprises, Sarah Palin, the Republican vice- presidential candidate, may be about to spring a new one — the wedding of her pregnant teenage daughter to her ice-hockey-playing fiancé before the November 4 election. Inside John McCain’s campaign the expectation is growing that there will be …

The McCain campaign has leaked an email Andrew Sullivan sent them to the Washington Post in which Sullivan demands proof that Sarah Palin really, really DID give birth to baby Trig. WaPo’s Howard Kurtz quotes the email and responds: “I’m very sorry to say, it’s come to this: can you confirm on the record that Trig Palin is Sarah Palin’s …

The Republicans will be trotting out Levi Johnston at the convention. The boyfriend of Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin’s unwed, pregnant daughter will join the family of the Republican vice presidential candidate at the GOP convention in St. Paul, Minn. Levi Johnston’s mother said her 18-year-old son left Alaska on Tuesday morning to join the Palin family at the convention where …

The New York Post got to Levi Johnston’s MySpace page before it went private: “I’m a fuckin’ redneck who likes to snowboard and ride dirt bikes. But I live to play hockey. I like to go camping and hang out with the boys, do some fishing, shoot some shit and just fuckin’ chillin’ I guess. Ya fuck with me I’ll …

I haven’t said anything about the whisper campaign that Sarah Palin’s 17 year-old daughter Bristol (above right) actually gave birth to her Downs Syndrome baby because it just seemed ridiculous and cruel. Even over at Daily Kos, many commenters demanded that posts on the subject be taken down. And yet the story continued to grow and entered the MSM. Today …