Tag Archives: Bristol Palin

Operation Bristol Takes Another Victim

Thanks to a strong push on Twitter and on sites like Conservatives 4 Palin, the teabaggers tonight succeeded in advancing Bristol Palin to the finals on Dancing With The Stars. Booted off was the far superior Brandy, who had earned a perfect score from the judges on Monday night.

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Willow Palin: Homophobic On Facebook

Willow Palin’s Facebook page erupted into a flame war on Sunday after one of her friends criticized Sarah Palin’s Alaska, prompting Willow to fire back with a slew of homophobic slurs. TMZ reports: Sarah Palin’s 16-year-old daughter Willow used multiple homophobic slurs — including the word f**got — to attack a Facebook user who criticized her mom’s new reality show …

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Totally The Worst Clip In The Entire All-Time History Of Everything

Mark this date. It’s the end of the internet.

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Bristol Palin: People Are Voting For Me Because I’m Untouched And Raw

Last night Bristol Palin’s dancing partner directly addressed speculations that her presence in the DWTS semi-finals was due to Tea Party support, prompting Bristol to reply that she was there because voters found her “untouched, raw, and vulnerable.” The pair has been at the bottom of the judges’ scores for six weeks.

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Operation Bristol

Teabaggers and homocons are burning up Twitter to remind everyone about tonight’s “Operation Bristol,” their campaign to make sure Sarah’s daughter wins Dancing With The Stars. Because that will totally prove something to America!

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This Is Why Bristol Is Still On DWTS

As is apparent to anybody who’s seen her dancing, for which she’s gotten the lowest scores from the judges on occasion, Bristol Palin remains on Dancing With The Stars thanks to the enormous GOTV effort that the teabaggers are running on Twitter. Even the show’s producer admits as much. The Tea Party wave that swept Republicans to a U.S. House …

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NPR Fires Host Juan Williams Over Muslim Comment, Wingnuts Go Berserk

National Public Radio has fired host Juan Williams (who also does political commentary for Fox) after he said on the Bill O’Reilly Show that seeing Muslim-looking people on airplanes makes him nervous. And all of Teabagistan is going nuts. Williams, who is also an analyst for Fox News, told Fox today that he was not given a chance to defend …

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Bristol Palin Gets All Non-Abstinenty On Dancing With The Stars

With her parents looking on from the audience, last night abstinence queen Bristol Palin ripped her partner’s shirt off during their rumba on Dancing With The Stars. Palin scored poorly last week, but don’t expect her to be voted off tonight as the teabaggers have launched a massive voting campaign on Twitter.

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Bristol Does The Quickstep

With some pre-show video shot at the Palin home.

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Sarah Palin Booed On DWTS

But only off camera. The host (or someone) apparently got the audience settled down before Palin actually was on screen.

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In Today’s Washington Post Express

I watch one episode and this is what happens? I’m sure Sarah Palin’s teabagger drones don’t read the WaPo Express, so we should be safe from her army of trolls on this. Real critics of the show who dissed Bristol’s dancing haven’t been so lucky. (Sent by JMG reader Nicholas)

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Bristol Palin On Dancing With The Stars

I finally had to break down and watch Dancing With The Stars to see how Bristol Palin did. Not terrible, but certainly not very good. Sadly, I’m predicting Margaret Cho as the first to go. TMZ claimed earlier today that Sarah Palin was to be in the audience and in the event of a security breach, the safety of the …

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Bristol Palin And The Situation Cast For Dancing With The Stars

This is NOT a joke. E Online reports that Bristol Palin and Jersey Shore’s The Situation have been cast for the next season of Dancing With The Stars. We can report to you exclusively that Sarah Palin’s 19-year-old daughter Bristol Palin has been cast on the 11th season of DWTS, set to premiere Sept. 20, according to sources. As for …

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Levi Johnston, Mayor Of Wasilla?

One-time Playgirl model Levi Johnston has announced his candidacy for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska, the job once held by his baby mama’s mama. Johnston’s campaign will be documented for a reality show to be titled Loving Levi: The Road To The Mayor’s Office. From the show’s press release: “The docu-soap will follow the ever controversial, headline making, matinee idol, handsome …

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PhoboQuotable – David Frum

“Bristol Palin is exactly the type of girl who would have been pushed into a shotgun marriage in 1964: Her parents were leading citizens first of their town, then their state, now the nation. Their position and reputation would have absolutely precluded an unwed mother in the family. Their friends and neighbors (and maybe more important, their daughter’s friends and …

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Bristol’s Homecoming

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A Woman Scorned

Somebody’s seen a few drag shows….

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Bristol Palin’s Acting Debut

From an upcoming episode of The Secret Life Of The American Teenager, which airs July 5th on ABC Family. Clearly Bristol has been studying at the Paris Hilton School for Robotic Acting.

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Bristol Palin’s PSA On Teen Pregnancy: Pause Before You Play

Bristol Palin’s is making the morning show rounds to promote her new anti-teen pregnancy campaign, which is funded by the shoemaker Candies. Palin says the new campaign isn’t about abstinence per se, but she does encourage that whole “no sex until marriage” thing. HuffPo has the PSA.

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Bristol Palin Lands TV Series Role

America’s most famous unwed mother will play herself in an upcoming ABC series called The Secret Life Of The American Teenager. Bristol Palin, daughter of former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin, will play herself as a friend to the show’s protagonist, Amy, at a music program for teen mothers. “Secret Life” focuses heavily on how Amy’s family and friends deal …

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