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(Tipped by JMG reader Joey Boots) PREVIOUSLY ON JMG: Harlem’s Pastor James Manning claimed in November that DC police murdered a black motorist because she was carrying President Obama’s love child. Manning has previously claimed that President Obama had Andrew Breitbart murdered and that Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich are secretly black.  Manning also says that preachers should feel free …

“This is black genocide. Let me put it bluntly. If you are for the legalization of homosexuality, you are for the acceptability of homosexuality, you are for the normalization of homosexuality, you do not care about black males. You have no compassion in your black heart for black males because they’re being decimated by HIV/AIDS. So why am I opposed …

The Third Eagle of Batshittery has an urgent message about the latest iPad commercial, which clearly predicts a “false flag” terrorist attack at the Super Bowl. And if there isn’t an attack on the Super Bowl? “No, I won’t be embarrassed. I’ll take credit for preventing this false flag attack.” Because he told us about it, you see.

“Before civilizations crumble, the last thing to hit the fan is government sponsored, government forced homosexuality, sodomy, and pedophilia. Homosexuality is a psychiatric disorder and probably the worst sin described in the Holy Bible due to the permanent damage caused to what was or is or might have been a temple of the Spirit. The consequences are said to be …

Via Raw Story: A woman who hopes to be Alaska’s next U.S. senator recently uploaded video of herself speaking in tongues while fully clothed in a steam room. “I’m at the Alaska Club West and I’m spending a little time in the steam room with Suzie,” Republican candidate Kathleen Tonn said in the video, which was uploaded to YouTube on …

“Dear Joe, ‘Accept the Homosexual Agenda, or get out of New York.’ This is the message Governor Andrew Cuomo is sending to the ENTIRE STATE. That’s right. If you hold to traditional values or believe in real marriage, you are no longer welcome in your own state. How dare he?! I can’t imagine the unmitigated gall Gov. Cuomo must have …

Via Right Wing Watch: Jim Garrow brought his tall tale about President Obama trying to murder him to The Pete Santilli Show on Friday, where he also plugged the anti-Obama Operation American Spring. Santilli, the radio host who called for the murder of Obama and for Hillary Clinton to be “shot in the vagina” and has advocated for violence against …

“The ‘gay wedding’ float is symbolic of America’s ongoing moral disintegration: in the name of  ‘tolerance,’ ‘diversity’ and ‘inclusion,’ we proudly parade our sin down our streets – defying our Creator and aggressively corrupting the minds and souls of future generations. As historians have documented, sexual immorality, escalating fornication and the abandonment of fidelity in marriage bring about the collapse …

“When we talk of the left in this country, it’s really what the right has tolerated. There wouldn’t be a left if the right was doing the right thing all of the time. And I wish people in America would just come to the terms and to the facts that when we’re talking about those that again are on the …

“What I think the homosexuals are doing is pressing into every nook and cranny of civil society. [We must] impose God’s laws upon our systems, especially our political systems.  God’s laws require that we prosecute homosexuals who are caught in the act of homosexuality or the act of sodomy on the basis of two or three witnesses. If Christians would …

Liberty Counsel spokesdouche Matt Barber is republishing Friday’s World Net Daily column across Teabagistan, including at Glenn Beck’s The Blaze and at Alan Keyes’ Renew America. I’m still waiting on that visit from Eric Holder. Snork!

“Dear Joe, The Gay Bill of Special Rights has cleared the U.S. Senate and could be brought up for a vote in the House by Speaker John Boehner at any moment. Without your IMMEDIATE action, I’m afraid this dangerous legislation will reach Barack Obama’s desk for his guaranteed signature. Businesses, daycare centers and even churches would be required to hire …

“As this counterfeit American president continues to attempt to defray suspicion and conceal his treason and lies, I intend to continue to expound upon that treason and those lies. I will also continue to assert that those in government and in the press who have failed to reveal Obama for what he is – considering his actions, the evidence of …

Raw Story has the details: A birther preacher is pushing the conspiracy theory that Miriam Carey, who was shot to death Oct. 3 after police said she tried to ram her car into a barrier outside the White House, was the mother of President Barack Obama’s illegitimate child. Rev. James David Manning, pastor of Atlah World Missionary Church who believes …

“Dear Joe, I’ve been putting off sending you this letter for a while because I didn’t want to worry you. But late one night while sorting through pro-Family petitions from supporters like you, a thug crept in through a door, threw a blanket over my head and pummeled me with a rock. Thankfully, one of my volunteers heard when I …

Crackpot conspiracy theorist Alex Jones loaded his flying saucer with several dozen fellow crazies yesterday to descend on Dealey Plaza in Dallas so that they could, at last, reveal the truth about JFK’s assassination. On Wednesday, Jones had exposed the super-secret plot of the Dallas police to kidnap him before the protest so that the truth never comes out. Unfortunately, …

Remember the millions who were going to “occupy parks, sidewalks, and public areas until the president leaves office”? Well, no. Right Wing Watch reports that fewer than 100 baggers actually showed up today. And probably half of them are on the lengthy list of scheduled speakers. Snork!