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Karl Rove: Obama Loves Birthers

Karl Rove says the White House is deliberately allowing the birther movement to fester because it makes conservatives look stupid and detracts attention from Obama’s failings.

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Quote Of The Day – Theresa Cao

“Literally if this question of the natural born citizenship, if this question does not get answered, then I am allowing a tyrannical dictator – the spirit of the anti-Christ, the new world order system that has their plans right this second to collapse the U.S. economy, and we know their plan, the new world order system’s plan is to literally …

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Theresa Cao: Birther, Teabagger, Christianist, Complete Raving Loon

Earlier today, Theresa Cao was arrested in the gallery of the U.S. House for screaming, “Except for Obama! Except for Obama! Help us Jesus!” after the portion of the Constitution stipulating natural-born citizenship for the U.S. presidency was read. Over at Holy Bullies, Alvin McEwen has dug up this video taken of Cao at last year’s Faith2Action May Day event …

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Birther Interrupts Constitution Reading

As Rep. Frank Pallone (D-NJ) read the Constitution’s stipulation that the president must be a natural-born citizen, a woman in the gallery of the U.S. House shouted, “Except for Obama! Except for Obama! Help us Jesus!” She was immediately removed. So much for the sanctity of our nation’s most-revered document. UPDATE: Unsurprisingly, World Net Daily is ecstatic.

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Hawaii Gov. Neil Abercrombie To Birthers: STFU, I Was There When Obama Was Born

Newly elected Hawaii Gov. Neil Abercrombie (D) says that now that he’s in charge, he’s going to institute changes that allow his state to release birth documentation on President Obama without violating medical confidentiality laws. Abercrombie is quite certain the birth took place in his state because he was friends with Obama’s parents before the future president was born. “It’s …

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Army Birther Convicted On All Counts

Lt. Colonel Terrence Lakin, the Army birther who said he didn’t have to obey the orders of his “illegitimate” commander in chief, has been found guilty on four felony counts of military disobedience at his court-martial. “I am extremely sorry for everything that has come of this,” Lakin said during unsworn testimony in the sentencing phase of his trial. “As …

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GOP Birthers: Keep Obama Off 2012 Ballot

GOP state legislators swept into office in the midterm elections are using their new majorities to push bills that would require proof of American citizenship in order to be placed on state presidential ballots. Bills are now being readied in Pennsylvania, Texas, Arizona, and Georgia. The internet birther headquarters, Christianist site World Net Daily, is cheering them on. Texas state …

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COLORADO: Anti-Gay Birther Former Rep.Tom Tancredo Loses Governor Race

Whackadoodle former Rep. Tom Tancredo, who infamously said that President Obama should be impeached “and sent back to Kenya,” has lost his bid for Colorado governor to Denver Mayor John Hickenlooper, who has expressed support for same-sex marriage. Another excellent win for the Dems.

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Supreme Court Upholds Orly Taitz’ Fine

Today the Supreme Court refused to block the $20,000 fine imposed on birther loon Orly Taitz for filing frivolous lawsuits claiming that the president was not born in America. Taitz’ most recent federal suit contended that officers in the U.S. military are not obliged to obey the orders of Barack Obama because he is not their legitimate commander in chief. …

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Your Daily Minute Of Crazy

Dan Lacey, the whimsical painter (and former Freeper) whose fame arises from portraits of celebrities with pancakes on their heads, went slightly off form when he painted birther loon Orly Taitz giving birth to a pancake. Taitz has now subpoenaed Lacey to demand he disclose the identity of the person who commissioned the painting. Because, you see, it all has …

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Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-That’s all, Orly!

Sadly, birther loon Orly Taitz got fucking hammered yesterday in her bid to become California’s Secretary of State so that she could declare Barack Obama ineligible for the 2012 ballot. Taitz garnered only 25% of the vote, losing to 34 year-old former NFL player Damon Dunn, who had never voted until last year. But staying true to her mental illness, …

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Will Orly Taitz Win Today’s Primary?

It looks like birther loon Orly Taitz might actually have a shot at winning today’s GOP primary for California Secretary of State. And OH the hilarity that would then be laden upon the rest of the GOP field! “It’d be a disaster for the Republican party,” says James Lacy, a conservative GOP operative in the state. “Can you imagine if …

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Your Daily Minute Of Crazy

Birther loon Orly Taitz spoke to enthusiastic audience this weekend in her campaign for California Secretary of State. Taitz is running for office on the platform of having Barack Obama ejected from the California 2012 ballot. Taitz tells the audience, “Barack Obama doesn’t even have a Social Security number of his own!” And everybody boos.

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HAWAII: Birthers Blocked From Requesting Obama’s Birth Certificate

Hawaii has passed a law authorizing state agencies to ignore repeated requests for President Obama’s birth certificate. The law is aimed at so-called “birthers,” who claim Obama is ineligible to be president. They contend the Democratic president was born outside the United States, and therefore doesn’t meet a constitutional requirement for being president. Gov. Lingle didn’t elaborate on her reasons …

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Crashing The Tea Party

A group of pranksters plans to infiltrate teabagger rallies around the country this week and wave signs intending to make the movement look stupid. Too late! And the teabaggers accuse the left of planting misspelled signs already. Jason Levin, creator of Crash The Tea Party, said Monday the group has 65 leaders in major cities across the country who are …

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Birther Loon Orly Taitz Files Motion To Join Health Care Reform Suits

All those judgments for filing frivolous lawsuits aren’t stopping birther loon Orly Taitz. Now she’s filed a motion to intervene in the anti-health care reform suits filed against the feds by numerous state attorneys general. According to Taitz, the health care reform bill is invalid because it was signed by a Kenyan citizen. “H.R. 3590 was signed into law by …

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Newt Gingrich Praises Ideas Of Man Who Calls The President “The Kenyan”

Media Matters reports: During a “jobs summit” in New Orleans, former Speaker Newt Gingrich allowed an audience member refer to President Obama as “the Kenyan.” When the man was finished speaking, Gingrich complimented his contribution to the discussion and instructed his staff to take note of the man’s ideas.

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Birther Army Colonel Faces Court Martial

Army Lt. Colonel Terry Lakin says he doesn’t have to obey the commands of his illegal Kenyan president. The Army says, “Deploy or face court martial.” Via World Net Daily: “On 30 March 2010, this command became aware of your intentions to refuse to follow deployment orders. Your stated reason for refusal was your belief that the election of the …

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Orly Taitz Files Suit Against HCR Bill

Birther loon Orly Taitz has filed a suit challenging the constitutionality of the health care reform bill on the grounds that it impedes her right to be a mentally ill dentist. The challenge comes in the form of an amended complaint in a Birther case in district court in Washington, Taitz v. Obama, that challenges the president’s citizenship. Along with …

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