Tag Archives: Bill Donohue

Quote Of The Day – Bill Donohue

“Just this week, I wrote a news release explaining why a special jury award was given to a movie at the Venice Film Festival: it shows a woman masturbating with a crucifix. I also issued another release on an upcoming series on FX that portrays a sadistic nun who beats mentally insane patients in an evil Catholic institution. This is …

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Bill Donohue: Obama Hates Christianity

“The fact is Obama is uncomfortable with America’s Christian heritage. In 2010 he could not bring himself to utter the words “In God We Trust” when speaking in Indonesia about our national motto; instead, he substituted ‘E Pluribus Unum.’ But he is quite comfortable with atheists. In 2010, Obama became the first president in U.S. history to welcome a gathering …

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Donohue On DUI Archbishop: Yes He Was Drunk, But OMG Gay People Are Horrible!

“This won’t be the end of this story, but not because of what happened. What counts is who it happened to. It just so happens that Cordileone holds orthodox Catholic positions on sexuality, the kind of views hated by both secularists and left-wing Catholics. [snip] Gay blog sites have also picked up on this theme. Why? San Francisco is a …

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Bill Donohue: Dems Are Stupid For Not Inviting Archbishop Dolan Too

“The Republicans are smart enough to get the ‘pope of America,’ and the Democrats are stupid enough not to invite him. The Catholic vote is the most critical vote. They’re the wild card. So why wouldn’t you ingratiate yourself to the pope of America and send a wink and a nod to Catholics? That’s just good politics.” – Catholic League …

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Paging Bill Donohue

This weekend the Empire State Building is green for Ramadan. (Tipped by JMG reader Kevin) UPDATE: You guys called this.

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Donohue: Romney’s Refusal To Address Chick-Fil-A Has Left Me Disheartened

“This is the most disheartened that certainly I’ve felt looking at this entire race. Social conservatives have to make up their mind whether they should just simply stay at home, or go out there and vote for Romney. I’m astonished that he couldn’t even come to grips with the question — leaving gays out of it — do we want …

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Bill Donohue: Chikin Haters Are Fascists

“Dan Cathy, president of Chick-fil-A, has said that we are ‘inviting God’s judgment on our nation when we shake our fist at him and say, ‘We know better than you as to what constitutes a marriage.’ How this unremarkable statement, which never mentions homosexuals, can be labeled anti-gay is astounding. But according to the editorial board of the New York …

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Bill Donohue Warns Jews

Catholic League blowhard Bill Donohue is in for a lot of well-deserved grief for his latest douchebaggery, which is blowing up on Buzzfeed. Catholic League president Bill Donohue, a vocal conservative voice who recently warred with The Daily Show over a “vagina manger,” has infuriated prominent Jewish leaders with a private email last week to Philadelphia Rabbi Arthur Waskow. Waskow, …

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But Still Bill Donohue Has Not Mentioned Cardinal Dolan’s Pedophilia Scandal

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But Unlike YOU, Donohue, We’re Only Obsessed With The Sex WE Are Having

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Bill Donohue Vs Maureen Dowd

“My Dearest Maureen, I have a confession to make. While some may think you sound like a delusional weepy woman, don’t listen to them. You see, I was in on those meetings with the bishops when we hatched plans to stick it to women and sabotage the Democrats. We met over drinks. Plenty of them. Except for one bishop who …

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Douchebag Of The Day – Bill Donohue

“The people who go know they are not witnessing a wedding. I will be at a bar [on Saturday] watching the Preakness. The horses are a lot more fun – and it’s real.” – Catholic League blowhard Bill Donohue, who wasn’t fucking invited to NYC Council Speaker Christine Quinn’s totally legal and real wedding anyway.

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Bill Donohue: I Am Abnormal

“The new normal is yesterday’s abnormal: what was seen as bizarre, if not literally crazy, is now seen as normal. The converse is also true: those who still value the judiciously exercised role of shame, guilt and modesty are now seen as representative of the new abnormal. Put differently, if it were our goal to create moral anarchy, we couldn’t …

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Kellogg’s To Catholic League: Drop Dead

Last month I reported that Catholic League blowhard Bill Donohue is chasing down every Daily Show advertiser to demand they cease sponsoring Jon Stewart’s “anti-Catholic bigotry.” (Donohue is furious because Stewart superimposed a manger scene over a nude woman’s crotch.) Here’s the response Donohue just got from Kellogg’s: “We understand that our customers come from a variety of backgrounds, experiences, …

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Bill Donohue Claims Victory

You may recall that last year Donohue blew a fuse because the Empire State refused his demand to light the building for Mother Teresa. According to an unnamed source in today’s New York Post, tonight 1WTC will be lit in her colors at a dig at the ESB, which it officially eclipsed in height today.

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Young Turks Interviews Bill Donohue About His Boycott Of Jon Stewart’s Show

Bill Donohue: “I have the determination and I have the money. This is going to go on for months.”

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Hackers Hit Catholic League

Bill Donohue is raving that Daily Show fans have hacked the Catholic League site because of his demand that Jon Stewart apologize for insulting the BVM. “A letter was delivered to Steve Albani at Comedy Central notifying him that Jon Stewart has to apologize today or suffer the consequences.”UPDATE: Here’s the photo that blew Donohue’s fuse.

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Don’t Tell Me Who To Fuck, Bill

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Bill Donohue Vs Andrew Sullivan

Catholic League blowhard Bill Donohue is predictably angry about Andrew Sullivan’s Newsweek cover story. The Jesus that Sullivan has created—“calm, loving, accepting,” and, of course, “homeless”—is what happens when “Occupy Wall Street” becomes mistaken for Catholicism. Worse, Sullivan’s “Etch A Sketch” Jesus accounts for his remarkable conclusion that “the cross was not the point” of Jesus’ life. Sullivan’s article reads …

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Bill Donohue Vs Madonna (Again)

“She is what she is. Which means she is more than obscene—she’s a Catholic basher. Girl Gone Wild begins with Madonna reciting the first few lines of The Act of Contrition. She must know it’s Lent. Then she prances around to the backdrop of a light-show configured to resemble a cross. The guy who is shown wearing a crown of …

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