Tag Archives: Beyonce

Guns For Beyonce Tickets?

Hip-hop mogul Blue Williams wants to launch a program in which New Yorkers can trade in their guns for Beyonce concert tickets. And the NYPD might be down for it. Williams, the head of Family Tree Entertainment, has pitched the city’s first private-sector gun buyback program to NYPD brass and is waiting for Police Commissioner Raymond Kelly’s okay. “We want …

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Beyonce Is A Pawn Of Satan

“Her [Super Bowl] performance was soft porn. I wouldn’t want my (future) sons and daughters to ever see a performance like that. My sons, because it was completely sexual, and I don’t want those images in their minds. My daughters, because I don’t want them to think that to be an attractive women you have to look, dress or act …

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Beyonce At The Super Bowl

Better than Madonna? Opinions appear split.

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Anderson Cooper: This Is Beyonce’s World And We’re Just Living In It

“Francis Scott Key would have sent her a fruit basket.”

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Divas Perform At Inauguration

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Beyonce Inks $50M Pepsi Deal

Beyonce has signed a $50M deal to make her the global face of Pepsi. There are few details – but the Pepsi website says the pairing will form what the soda-maker calls “one of the most innovative global partnerships ever seen – or heard.” The deal with Beyonce is the latest in Pepsi’s “Live For Now” campaign that already features …

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Beyonce To Play Super Bowl 2013

But can she top Madonna’s gladiator musclefest?

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TheFour: Jay-Z For Marriage

Details.

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Email Of The Day – Beyonce

Just in from Beyonce Knowles: Joe — I usually don’t email you — but I have an amazing invitation I have to share. Jay and I will be meeting up with President Obama for an evening in NYC sometime soon. And we want you to be there! Until midnight tonight, if you pitch in $15 or whatever you can, you’ll …

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Satan Breaks Billboard Record

Blue Ivy Carter, the daughter of Beyonce and Jay-Z, is less than a week old and she’s already broken an all-time Billboard record as the youngest credited vocalist to ever be on the charts. Shortly after his infant was born at New York City’s Lenox Hill Hospital Saturday, Jay-Z, 42, headed into the recording studio to put his emotions into …

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Headline Of The Day

Yesterday’s church sign must be part of this new meme.

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Church Sign Of The Day

The church is claiming vandalism.

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I Was Hoping For “Jayoncé”

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Christian Ladies (Put A Purity Ring On It)

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Reba McEntire Covers Beyonce

I really like this. Stand by for the remixes. (Via – Buzzfeed)

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It’s OK, You Can Be A Single Lady

(Tipped by JMG reader Peter)

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Not Beyonce

Cafe Figo, First Avenue, 8:30am Nurse 1: I am so goddamn sick of hearing him talk about marrying Beyonce. ALL day. He’s crazy! He really thinks he’s gonna marry her! Nurse 2: Actually he’s saying fiance. Not Beyonce. It’s his accent. Nurse 1: Oh. Well, them damn Russians need to learn how to talk right.

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Beyonce & Lady Gaga – Telephone

Lesbian prison fights. References to packing. Blurred vajayjay. Lots of naughty words. Definitely NSFW. Points off for gratuitous product placement. Otherwise, pretty damn cool.

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Super Bowl Commercial Round-Up

Here’s a few of the more noteworthy ads from last night’s Super Bowl, starting with the strange “effeminate gay slap” clip from Motorola. Huh? I especially liked the Vizio “stars of the internet clip” with Beyonce, although you have to pay attention to catch all the references. And of course I included the tribute to Auto-Tune and the parody of …

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Music Stars Record For Haiti Relief

Taking advantage of those in town for the Grammys, yesterday producer Quincy Jones gathered a galaxy of pop stars for a re-recording of 1984’s We Are The World. Among the 70 artists lending their voices: Beyonce, Natalie Cole, Barbra Streisand, Usher, Celine Dion, Taylor Swift, Gladys Knight, Rihanna, Harry Connick, Kayne West, Toni Braxton, LL Cool J and Wyclef Jean. …

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