Tag Archives: Betty Bowers

Betty Bowers Skypes With Shirley Phelps

Read More »

Mrs. Betty Bowers: The War On Xmas

It’s a fragrance-spritzing jihad on the Baby Jesus!

Read More »

Mrs. Betty Bowers Is Heaven’s Realtor

And the Lord said, “Let there be recessed light.”

Read More »

Mrs. Betty Bowers For Obama

Read More »

Betty Bowers Explains Abortion

Read More »

Betty Bowers Meets Ann Romney

Read More »

Repent & Reload

Read More »

Betty Bowers: Join The Party

Read More »

Tweet Of The Day – Betty Bowers

Read More »

Mrs. Betty Bowers – So Close To Jesus

Read More »

Jesus Responds To Rick Perry

Read More »

Ingredients Disclosure

(Via – Betty Bowers)

Read More »

Betty Bowers On Ignoring Jesus

Read More »

Betty Bowers: Histories Of America

Read More »

The Gospel Of Betty Bowers

America’s best Christian is back!

Read More »

Betty Bowers’ Christian Sex Tape

Read More »

Betty Bowers Names Sarah Palin As Worst Mother Of The Year

“How’s that slutty-trashy thing workin’ out for ya?”

Read More »

Quote Of The Day – Betty Bowers

“I will do as I am called to do by the Lord Jesus, as expressed in the words I ventriloquize for Him in my head. As with all American Christians, His every encouragement, quite coincidentally, is completely consistent with my own selfish needs, even when the pesky suggestions He mumbled in the Gospels might seem to indicate otherwise. Frankly, the …

Read More »

Betty Bowers’ Carly Simon Entry

Carly Simon is holding a video contest for her remake of You’re So Vain. Here’s the entry from Betty Bowers, America’s best Christian.

Read More »

As God Is My Waitress!

Betty Bowers teaches us how to make the perfect meal with ALL the crucifixins!

Read More »