Tag Archives: Betty Bowers
Mrs. Betty Bowers: The War On Xmas
It’s a fragrance-spritzing jihad on the Baby Jesus!
Read More »Mrs. Betty Bowers Is Heaven’s Realtor
And the Lord said, “Let there be recessed light.”
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Betty Bowers Explains Abortion
Betty Bowers Meets Ann Romney
Repent & Reload
Betty Bowers: Join The Party
Tweet Of The Day – Betty Bowers
Mrs. Betty Bowers – So Close To Jesus
Jesus Responds To Rick Perry
Ingredients Disclosure
(Via – Betty Bowers)
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Betty Bowers: Histories Of America
The Gospel Of Betty Bowers
America’s best Christian is back!
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Betty Bowers Names Sarah Palin As Worst Mother Of The Year
“How’s that slutty-trashy thing workin’ out for ya?”
Read More »Quote Of The Day – Betty Bowers
“I will do as I am called to do by the Lord Jesus, as expressed in the words I ventriloquize for Him in my head. As with all American Christians, His every encouragement, quite coincidentally, is completely consistent with my own selfish needs, even when the pesky suggestions He mumbled in the Gospels might seem to indicate otherwise. Frankly, the …
Read More »Betty Bowers’ Carly Simon Entry
Carly Simon is holding a video contest for her remake of You’re So Vain. Here’s the entry from Betty Bowers, America’s best Christian.
Read More »As God Is My Waitress!
Betty Bowers teaches us how to make the perfect meal with ALL the crucifixins!
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