Tag Archives: beards

PAC For Bearded Pols Launches

A political action committee was launched today to support candidates with beards.  The group has already filed with the FEC. Andrew Sullivan will be thrilled. The Bearded Entrepreneurs for the Advancement of a Responsible Democracy (BEARD) was founded by 30-year-old Jonathan Sessions, who sits on the Columbia, Mo., Board of Education, according to his website. “With the resurgence of beards …

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Crazy Eyes & Ladybird Get Festive

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Charlie Crist Comes Out (As A Democrat)

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Manhunt Wants Tom

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The Swish Miss Stands Alone

After 24 hours of withering ridicule, Michele Bachmann has withdrawn her Swiss citizenship. Ladybird, however, is shopping for lovely new dirndl. “I sent a letter to the Swiss Consulate requesting withdrawal of my dual Swiss citizenship, which was conferred upon me by operation of Swiss law when I married my husband in 1978,” she said. “I took this action because …

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Beards Repel Women

More on this infographic.

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Ladybird Bachmann: Please Sign My Birthday Card For Crazy Eyes

Trolling for emails to use in the campaign, obviously. But do feel free to say what you’re thinking.

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Michele Bachmann: It’s Rude To Say That I’m Judgmental Against Gay People

She needs to be locked up. Immediately.

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New Blog: Beards FTW

Enjoy.

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NEW BLOG: Bearded Boys With Cats

I endorse this meme. (Via Buzzfeed)

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Face Of The Day – Ladybird Bachmann

During her “I’m so proud to have finished last” speech, Crazy Eyes revealed that Ladybird had spent the final day of the campaign shopping for “doggy sunglasses.” I am SO not kidding. And above is the face Ladybird pulled during that announcement.

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Ladybird’s Plan As First Spouse

Should the entire nation be dosed with a massive hit of acid and Michele Bachmann wins the White House, Ladybird already has a plan of action. “I’ve decided my cause is not going to be happy meals,” he said during a stop at the Family Table Restaurant here, apparently a dig at Mrs. Obama. “We are going to be the …

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Quote Of The Day – Crazy Eyes

“Marriage, historically, for all human history has been between a man and a woman. It hasn’t been the same-sex marriage. And remember that in Iowa, it was judges that made the decision, not the legislature, which are the people’s representatives, and certainly not the people. That’s why the people of Iowa threw out three of those Supreme Court judges. That’s …

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Mr. Stache

An amusing short from the 2011 Tribeca Film Festival.(Tipped by JMG reader Justin)

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Budweiser For Beards

Via press release from Budweiser: Budweiser is asking adult men across America to help save one million gallons of water by not shaving in the days and weeks leading up to World Environment Day (June 5). As part of Budweiser’s ongoing commitment to water conservation, the Grow One. Save a Million. program allows consumers to get involved and save roughly …

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Touch Brian Wilson’s Beard

San Francisco Giants pitcher Brian Wilson has launched a virtual “beard-touching” website.

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Monkeytail Beards

Supposedly the latest fad in facial hair. More silly photos.

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SF Giants Brian Wilson & Cody Ross Get Silly With YouTube Star Keenan Cahill

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Dude No. 1 Beard Oil

At $65 a pop, it’s for “subtly scenting men’s whiskers.” OK, then.

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