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Gay Pagans Will Destroy America

So sez Southern Baptists Convention loon Richard Land, who adds that gays will recruit, gays are molesters, gays die early, etc etc.

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Liars For Christ™ (Part 87)

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Top Aides Bail On Crazy Eyes

Like rats from a sinking ship. On the heels of our report that Michele Bachmann campaign manager Ed Rollins is stepping back into an advisory role, citing health concerns, comes word that his deputy, David Polyansky, is leaving the campaign. “I wish Michele nothing but the best, and anyone who underestimates her as a candidate does so at their own …

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Question Evolution!

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Quote Of The Day – Crazy Eyes

“I don’t know how much God has to do to get the attention of the politicians. We’ve had an earthquake; we’ve had a hurricane. He said, ‘Are you going to start listening to me here?’ Listen to the American people because the American people are roaring right now. They know government is on a morbid obesity diet and we’ve got …

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I Cast You OUT, Homosexual Demon!

Darlene Bishop says all those homosexuals demons are in the church choir. OK, that IS true, actually. Starts at around 5:00. (Source)

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Frothy Mix: Gays Declared Jihad On Me

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Linda Harvey: Nobody Is Gay

“There’s one big fact that’s not backed up. There is no proof that there’s ever anything like a gay, lesbian or bisexual or transgendered child, or teen or human. One of the other things you’re gonna see as I mentioned is a big campaign GLSEN’s gonna roll out this year calling for ‘respect,’ respect! Not just for people, but for …

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Joseph Farah: Hurricanes & Earthquakes Are Punishments For Homosexuality

“If America doesn’t face judgment soon, God will have to apologize to Sodom and Gomorrah. And God doesn’t offer apologies. He does, however, offer second chances, third chances, fourth chances. He’s trying to get your attention. Are you paying heed? What will it take? Will your world have to be turned upside down before you recognize what’s happening? Would even …

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Gay Marriage Caused The Earthquake

That didn’t take long! New York City’s Rabbi Yehuda Levin, who recently blamed the murder of an eight year-old boy on the passage of same-sex marriage, says that yesterday’s earthquake expressed God’s great disgust with gay activism. “One of the reasons that God brings earthquakes to the world is because of the transgression of homosexuality. The Talmud states, ‘You have …

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God Warned Them About 9/11

Watch Jim Bakker and Cindy Jacobs try to out-whackadoodle each other with their competing stories of how they experienced God-sent visions predicting 9/11.

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Asshat Of The Day – David Barton

“Your sexual choice is not a God-given right. You’re talking about a choice and you’re talking about elevating a choice to an inalienable right, which is impossible, you can’t, not under the definition of American documents. When you find homosexuality in nature, it is an aberration, there is no homosexual group in nature that survives, it can’t, it simply can’t, …

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Lou Engle: Pray For More “Ex-Gays”

And the brainwashed zombies in the audience go wild!

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Pat Robertson, Exorcist

And millions of brain-dead slack-jawed Americans robotically reached for their checkbooks to make another donation.

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Sen. Ruben Douchebag: I Made History

“The problem with the Christian movement, with the Christians and pastors, is that they pray too much and act too little. Pastors and religious leaders are supposed to remember that we are supposed to be Christians before being Democrats or being Republicans. Our responsibility is with Jesus and not with Democratic Party or Republican Party. I made history. I’m the …

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Huckabee Guest: Obama’s Socialism Is Bringing Us To The End Times

Tim LaHaye is the zillionaire author of the Left Behind series, which have sold 65 million copies to date. But he wants even more money, hence the “Obama is bringing us to the End Times” crapola. Marketing!

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PhoboQuotable – Eugene Delagaudio

“Frankly if you really do support the radical Homosexual Agenda — or if you just no longer care enough to stand up for the family — insiders in Congress say the entire Homosexual Agenda could pass in a matter of months. Special job rights for homosexuals and lesbians. Businesses may have to adopt hiring quotas to protect themselves from lawsuits. …

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Your Daily Minute Of Crazy

Rep. Michele “Crazy Eyes” Bachmann says that Bill Clinton “celebrated” the bombing of the federal building in Oklahoma City because he attended a ceremony marking its 15th anniversary. They said that Bill Clinton gave a speech yesterday — the former president — at the Center for American Progress, John Podesta’s group. He gave a speech, and he called me out …

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John Hagee Knows Women

You really have to laugh at Pastor John “Gays Caused Katrina” Hagee, John McCain’s former spiritual advisor. Check out what he says about “today’s American woman.” A partial transcript via Slog: God paints the portrait of the ideal woman and he takes time to mention that she is a mother. If the secular humanist of the 21st century took his …

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