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Crazy Eyes: Your Non-Voting Rep
Talking Points Memo reports: Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN) has missed 150 votes in the House since announcing her candidacy for president, according to data gathered by Congressional Quarterly. That figure represents nearly half of all House votes held since June 13. Bachmann missed every vote held in September. The last time she cast a vote? August 1. Way to represent, …
Read More »Michael Brown & Cindy Jacobs: Gay Activists Want Christians Put Into Prison
More hilarious hypocrisy from people who really fucking do want to see you thrown into jail merely for existing.
Read More »EL PASO: Hate Preacher Works To Oust Mayor Over Domestic Partners Bill
You may recall the huge flap in El Paso last November when it was realized that Pastor Tom Brown’s successful drive to repeal domestic partners benefits for city employees also cut out the same perks for retired firefighters and cops. That didn’t bother Pastor Brown because, hey, them queers had lost. Under the threat of a lawsuit from the local …
Read More »Bryan Fischer: The First Amendment Does Not Apply To Mormons
As I noted several posts down, Mitt Romney, a Mormon, is scheduled to share the stage with Bryan Fischer at the FRC’s Values Voter Summit in two weeks. People for the American Way have asked Romney and the other GOP presidential candidates to denounce Fischer before they appear at the conference. This clip may speed a response from Romney, at …
Read More »Gay Pagans Will Destroy America
So sez Southern Baptists Convention loon Richard Land, who adds that gays will recruit, gays are molesters, gays die early, etc etc.
Read More »Liars For Christ™ (Part 87)
Top Aides Bail On Crazy Eyes
Like rats from a sinking ship. On the heels of our report that Michele Bachmann campaign manager Ed Rollins is stepping back into an advisory role, citing health concerns, comes word that his deputy, David Polyansky, is leaving the campaign. “I wish Michele nothing but the best, and anyone who underestimates her as a candidate does so at their own …
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Quote Of The Day – Crazy Eyes
“I don’t know how much God has to do to get the attention of the politicians. We’ve had an earthquake; we’ve had a hurricane. He said, ‘Are you going to start listening to me here?’ Listen to the American people because the American people are roaring right now. They know government is on a morbid obesity diet and we’ve got …
Read More »I Cast You OUT, Homosexual Demon!
Darlene Bishop says all those homosexuals demons are in the church choir. OK, that IS true, actually. Starts at around 5:00. (Source)
Read More »Frothy Mix: Gays Declared Jihad On Me
Linda Harvey: Nobody Is Gay
“There’s one big fact that’s not backed up. There is no proof that there’s ever anything like a gay, lesbian or bisexual or transgendered child, or teen or human. One of the other things you’re gonna see as I mentioned is a big campaign GLSEN’s gonna roll out this year calling for ‘respect,’ respect! Not just for people, but for …
Read More »Joseph Farah: Hurricanes & Earthquakes Are Punishments For Homosexuality
“If America doesn’t face judgment soon, God will have to apologize to Sodom and Gomorrah. And God doesn’t offer apologies. He does, however, offer second chances, third chances, fourth chances. He’s trying to get your attention. Are you paying heed? What will it take? Will your world have to be turned upside down before you recognize what’s happening? Would even …
Read More »Gay Marriage Caused The Earthquake
That didn’t take long! New York City’s Rabbi Yehuda Levin, who recently blamed the murder of an eight year-old boy on the passage of same-sex marriage, says that yesterday’s earthquake expressed God’s great disgust with gay activism. “One of the reasons that God brings earthquakes to the world is because of the transgression of homosexuality. The Talmud states, ‘You have …
Read More »God Warned Them About 9/11
Watch Jim Bakker and Cindy Jacobs try to out-whackadoodle each other with their competing stories of how they experienced God-sent visions predicting 9/11.
Read More »Asshat Of The Day – David Barton
“Your sexual choice is not a God-given right. You’re talking about a choice and you’re talking about elevating a choice to an inalienable right, which is impossible, you can’t, not under the definition of American documents. When you find homosexuality in nature, it is an aberration, there is no homosexual group in nature that survives, it can’t, it simply can’t, …
Read More »Lou Engle: Pray For More “Ex-Gays”
And the brainwashed zombies in the audience go wild!
Read More »Pat Robertson, Exorcist
And millions of brain-dead slack-jawed Americans robotically reached for their checkbooks to make another donation.
Read More »Sen. Ruben Douchebag: I Made History
“The problem with the Christian movement, with the Christians and pastors, is that they pray too much and act too little. Pastors and religious leaders are supposed to remember that we are supposed to be Christians before being Democrats or being Republicans. Our responsibility is with Jesus and not with Democratic Party or Republican Party. I made history. I’m the …
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