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Third Eagle Of Apocalypse: Jesus Will Have Putin Destroy USA Over Marriage

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Alan Keyes: Charleston Massacre Was Actually An Act Of Pro-Gay Terrorism

Alan Keyes teleported in from his home planet today to declare that the Charleston massacre was not a racist act but one meant to terrify Christians who support traditional marriage.

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American Family Association: Obama Caused Charleston By Inciting Racism

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Huckabee: I Will Stop The Criminalization Of Christianity By Same-Sex Marriage

“The Supreme Court is not the Supreme Branch, and it is certainly not the Supreme Being. I refuse to sit silently as politically driven interest groups threaten the foundation of religious liberty, criminalize Christianity, and demand that Americans abandon Biblical principles of natural marriage. I will fight to defend religious liberty at all costs. I also refuse to surrender to …

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E.W. Jackson Blames Charleston Murders On Gays, Liberals, And President Obama

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Former Southern Baptist Head Jack Graham: Prepare For Massive Christian Civil Disobedience Over Gay Marriage

Todd Starnes writes at Fox News: Prepare for civil disobedience. That’s the message one prominent pastor is sending to some 16 million members of the Southern Baptist Convention. Jack Graham, pastor of Prestonwood Baptist Church in Texas, said American Christians should be prepared for massive fallout if the Supreme Court legalizes same-sex unions. “We want to stay in the system,” …

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Rick Santorum: Same-Sex Marriage Is A Violation Of The First Amendment And As President I Won’t Enforce It

Rick Santorum called into Glenn Beck’s show today to declare that as president he will not enforce a SCOTUS ruling on same-sex marriage. Because gay marriage is somehow against the First Amendment. “This is tantamount to government establishing religion,” Santorum said. “When the United States government comes in and says this is what you are going to believe, this is …

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Glenn Beck Announces Plan To Organize Christians In Civil Disobedience Against SCOTUS Ruling On Same-Sex Marriage

And yup, he compares himself to Martin Luther King.

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WARNING: Leftists Are Planning To Export Sodomy To All Planets In The Universe

“We find that the virus is spreading rapidly. It won’t be enough to pervert the whole world with this evil anti-family worldview. Since the developed governments of the world aspire to colonizing planets we have to prepare for the export of sodomy to other worlds — to the entire universe! I think it’s time for us Christians to flip open …

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Harlem Hate Pastor James David Manning: Sodomy Is A White Person’s Disease

“Germany is a big hotbed for sodomy and everybody knows about France. And then of course in Belgium, and the Netherlands, and Switzerland, and Sweden, and Norway, and Finland. All that region is the hotbed and origination of modern sodomy. Not in China. You’re not gonna find that in China. You’re not gonna find that in India. You’re not gonna …

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Bryan Fischer: Angry God Is Flooding Texas Because Of Witchcraft And Sodomy

You knew this was coming.

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Marco Rubio On 700 Club: Anti-Catholic Hate Speech Laws Are Coming

Pat Robertson raves: “The Hispanic vote is going to be enormous….Rubio could be the Democrats’ nightmare.”

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Bryan Fischer: All Christians Must Disobey SCOTUS, “They Can’t Arrest Us All”

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Hate Group Leader Austin Ruse: Send Me Money Because JMG Is Reading Your Mail

In a money beg issued today by C-FAM leader and Breitbart columnist Austin Ruse, he asks his followers to “give as much as you can” because “sexual weirdoes” [sic] like yours truly are reading their mail. Subject Line: The Sexual Weirdoes are Reading Your Mail! Dear Friend of the Friday Fax, Right this second the sexually crazed boys and girls …

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Scott Lively: Homosexuality Is Worse Than Murder And Worse Than Genocide

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Fischer: Every GOP Candidate Should Be Asked If They Agree With Ben Carson

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Ben Carson: People Turn Gay In Prison, Proving That Homosexuality Is A Choice

Via Politico: Ben Carson, the retired neurosurgeon and potential Republican presidential candidate, said Wednesday that “a lot of people who go into prison straight, and when they come out they’re gay.” The remarks were made on CNN’s “New Day” in response to a question from host Chris Cuomo, who asked if Carson thought being gay was a “choice.” “Absolutely,” Carson …

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Matt Barber: Gay Marriage Ruling Will Be Sledgehammer To Destroy The Church

“If, God forbid, the Supreme Court somehow defines and manufactures a constitutional so-called right to sodomy-based marriage this summer, in June, if they do that then the floodgates will be open. There will be Christian persecution widespread across the United States and the so-called gay marriage agenda will be the sledgehammer used to crush the church and to crush religious …

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CALIFORNIA: Christian Activist Files Ballot Measure For Executing All Homosexuals

A Christian activist named Matt McLaughlin has filed a proposed ballot measure with the California Attorney General’s office which would ask voters to approve the death penalty for homosexuality.  Wonkette has tried to identify McLaughlin: The ballot initiative filing with the AG’s office offers little in the way of clues to McLaughlin’s identity, but there is an address that matches …

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Sen. James Inhofe Conclusively Disproves Climate Change By Tossing A Snowball Across The Senate Floor

Via Slate: During rambling remarks Thursday afternoon, James Inhofe of Oklahoma, the chairman of the Senate Environment and Public Works Committee, used a snowball as a prop on the Senate floor. The apparent purpose of this stunt: to show the recent spate of cold weather in the Northeast is a sign that human activity isn’t causing climate change. The snowball …

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