Tag Archives: assholery

Twitter Bans Bot Account That Spoils Wordle Games

The Verge reports: Twitter has banned @wordlinator, a bot that replied to people’s Wordle posts with rude messages that include spoilers for the next day’s game. The account’s spoilers appeared to be accurate (the key is easily accessible in the game’s code, so it’s not necessarily a surprise), which could end up ruining the game for anyone who sees them. …

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Maskhole Berates Target Workers, Calls Man “Faggot”

The Daily Dot reports: A viral TikToker exposed a woman at Target in New York City for berating store employees and refusing to wear a mask. He dubbed her a “Target Tammy.” The TikToker (@rossisfunny) uploaded footage of Target Tammy, captioning the video, “These poor cashiers who literally do not get paid enough to be doxed by this woman for …

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Carlson Blames Stern’s Pro-Vax Stance On “Hormones”

Media Matters has the transcript: TUCKER CARLSON (HOST): Howard Stern, by any measure, is one of the great radio hosts of all-time. He has made a huge amount of money for doing what he does, but there’s a reason for it: He was incredibly brave. Vulgar, yes, but truly talented, but above all, courageous. Stern defended free speech, he was …

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Ingraham Celebrates COVID Infection Of Mark Milley

Mediaite reports: “All right, the triple vaxxed Joint Chiefs chairman Mark Milley – our favorite, Mark Milley! – tested positive for Covid yesterday,” Ingraham said while clapping. “And who else? General David Berger, the Marine Corps commandant, also positively boosted.” The aim of the “Positively Boosted” segment is seemingly to cast doubt on the effectiveness and safety of the vaccine, …

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Pharma Douche Banned From Industry, Must Pay $65M

The Washington Post reports: A federal judge on Friday ordered Martin Shkreli to return $64.6 million in profits he and his company reaped from inflating the price of the life-saving drug Daraprim and barred him from participating in the pharmaceutical industry for the rest of his life. The ruling by U.S. District Judge Denise Cote came several weeks after a …

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Stiffed Bartender Fingers Key West Landmark Arsonists

The Associated Press reports: Always remember to tip your server, if you know what’s good for you. A tourist made a big impression in a Key West bar by ordering drinks three times on New Year’s Eve without leaving a tip. That enabled the staff to easily track him down after police released webcam video showing vandals setting fire to …

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Carlson: Nancy Pelosi Looks Like Michael Jackson

“So yesterday was Sunday, and you may have found yourself on the couch idly flipping around the TV dial. And if you flipped far enough, you could’ve had the shock of your life. Michael Jackson was on Face the Nation. “Now let’s be clear: this wasn’t a video of Michael Jackson performing his hit songs of the 1990s. This appeared …

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Texas GOP Ridicules People Waiting In Line For Tests

Mediaite reports: The Texas Republican Party put out an odd message on Twitter Friday that immediately sparked a wave of criticism. The tweet read, “If you can wait in line for a covid test, you can wait in line to vote.” The Texas GOP employees behind the account took note of the fast reaction to the tweet and followed up …

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Anti-Vaxxers Are Claiming Booster Killed Betty White

Another assholery fact-check from the Associated Press: CLAIM: Betty White told a news outlet she received a COVID-19 vaccine booster on Dec. 28, three days before her death, saying: “Eat healthy and get all your vaccines. I just got boosted today.” AP’S ASSESSMENT: False. The quote is fabricated. White did not receive a booster that day, her agent confirmed to …

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Anti-Vax Fox Host Returns To Airwaves After Getting COVID-19, Opens Show By Saying “Let’s Go Brandon”

Mediaite reports: Lisa Boothe returned to the Fox News airwaves as guest host of The Ingraham Angle on Thursday after an absence of more than two weeks. Her appearance came three days after she suggested on Twitter that she had contracted Covid-19. After the handoff from Pete Hegseth who had guest-hosted Hannity, Boothe said, “Let’s go, Brandon,” a euphemism for …

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UK Police Seek Anti-Vax Woman Who Stole Test Kits

Buckinghamshire Live reports: Police have issued a CCTV image of a woman they wish to speak to following an anti-vaccine protest in Milton Keynes. A number of protesters descended onto the Central MK coronavirus testing site yesterday (December 29) with an individual spotted taking equipment from the facility. An investigation into the incident is on-going, but no one has been …

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Douche Who Trolled Biden Might Run For Office

It was an easy call, sure, but I predicted this yesterday: During an interview with conservative Christian broadcaster Todd Starnes, Schmeck said that he hoped people would find Jesus through the “Let’s Go Brandon” phrase that he used to slur Biden. Some conservatives have used the phrase as a substitute for “F–k Joe Biden.” “Do you have any aspirations for …

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Money Beg Launched For Douche Who Trolled Biden

From the Christian crowdfunding site GiveSendGo: Jordan is a family man, with young children, and currently lives in Oregon. The Oregonian reached out for an interview with him and did with most leftist publications do, they took things out of context, and made Jared seem like the bad guy. He has since been getting death threats at his home.He and …

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Douche Who Trolled Biden Says Election Was Stolen

First, a reminder about this lying douchecanoe: A Central Point father of four who wished President Joe Biden and the first lady a wonderful Christmas and added “Let’s go, Brandon,” at the end of a live streamed Santa tracker call told The Oregonian/OregonLive that he didn’t intend his parting message to be vulgar. “At the end of the day, I …

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Cultist Who Trolled Biden Is Now Playing The Victim

The Oregonian reports: A Central Point father of four who wished President Joe Biden and the first lady a wonderful Christmas and added “Let’s go, Brandon,” at the end of a live streamed Santa tracker call told The Oregonian/OregonLive that he didn’t intend his parting message to be vulgar. “At the end of the day, I have nothing against Mr. …

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Cultist Trolls Biden During Annual Santa/NORAD Call

The New York Post reports: President Biden got a visit from a Christmas troll Friday when a father participating in the annual White House NORAD Santa-tracking call used the phrase “Let’s Go Brandon,” the slangy stand-in for “F— Joe Biden.” The dad, identified only as Jared from Oregon, wished the president and first lady Jill Biden a merry Christmas before …

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Fox Guest Goes On Sexist, Anti-Gay Rant About Military

“Well, what we’re watching is the destruction of the U.S. military. And what we’re gonna end up seeing, Tucker, is thousands, tens of thousands, maybe hundreds thousands of Americans die. “Those are the stakes of the game we’re playing here. We don’t need a military that’s woman-friendly. “We don’t need a military that’s gay-friendly, with all due respect to the …

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Man Who Wore Thong As Mask Put On No-Fly List

Miami’s NBC News affiliate reports: A Cape Coral man is banned from flying on United Airlines after failing to comply with the federal mask mandate. Adam Jenne wore a red thong as a mask. He was heading to D.C. from the Fort Lauderdale Airport but got kicked off before the flight could take off. “I think the best way to …

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Newsmax Host Attacks US Gymnast As “Un-American”

The Daily Beast reports: Newsmax host Greg Kelly attacked Olympic gymnast Simone Biles on Friday night after Time magazine named her “Athlete of the Year.” He bellowed, “Time magazine’s Athlete of the Year is Simone Biles. Remember? She quit, she quit in the middle of the Olympics. Time made her ‘Athlete of the Year.’ The world has gone mad!” He …

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Amazon Reclassifies Shapiro Host’s Anti-Trans Book

Changing America reports: Amazon has removed a children’s picture book comparing being transgender to pretending to be a walrus from a list of LGBTQ+ books. The book, “Johnny the Walrus,” is written by the conservative writer and media personality Matt Walsh, who earlier this year said doctors who perform gender-affirming surgeries for trans youths are “plastic surgeons basically acting like …

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