Tag Archives: asshattery

Anti-Trans Letterman Skit Insults Obama Appointee Amanda Simpson

I’ve been a fan of David Letterman for decades and was reasonably impressed with his handling of his recent adultery scandal. But this insulting bit of anti-trans middle school assclownery is really fucking disappointing. UPDATE: For those who don’t see anything wrong about this, consider how it reinforces the age-old “tricked by a transwoman” claim that so many hate crimes …

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Whole Foods CEO John Mackey: Global Warming Is A Hoax

Months after he infuriated loyal customers by saying that no American has an inherent right to health care, Whole Food CEO John Mackey is back in the news, this time for claiming that global warming is a hoax. The New Yorker profiled Mackey and asked him for some of his favorite books. One of the books on the list was …

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Fox News: If Tiger Woods Was A Christian, All This Wouldn’t Have Happened

Brit Hume says that Tiger Woods wouldn’t have been cheating if he’d just been a Christian. Like non-adulterous Christians such as Newt Gingrich, Rudy Giuliani, Tom DeLay, Sen. John Ensign, Gov. Mark Sanford, Ted Haggard, etc, etc, etc, etc.

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Monseratte Gets His Payoff From Diaz

Convicted girlfriend slasher Sen. Hiram Monserrate has gotten his reward from Sen. Ruben Diaz for his vote against marriage equality. Monserratte’s payoff? A letter from Diaz to Senate leadership decrying any attempt to expel him for being a domestic abuser. Paul Schindler at Gay City News: Surprise, surprise — on December 7, Diaz sent a letter to the Democratic and …

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Hundreds Protest Mayor Of Vallejo CA: Gays Don’t Go To Heaven

Hundreds of Vallejo, California residents turned out yesterday to protest (and support) the mayor’s recent comments that his was a “city of God” and that gay people don’t go to heaven. The protesters waved rainbow flags, held signs demanding the separation of church and state and some called for Davis’ resignation. And then there was a roar. From inside City …

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Oklahoma Legislator Wants Exemption To Hate Crimes Law In Order To End State’s Raging Corpse-Fucking Epidemic

Oklahoma state Sen. Steve Russell (R) plans to submit a bill that would authorize the state to opt out of the recently passed Matthew Shepard Act. Because it discriminates against the right to hate queers and would hinder the prosecution of corpse fuckers. SRSLY. “The federal government should not be creating a special class of people, and that is just …

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Lou Dobbs Resigns From CNN

How many seconds until he takes his racist, anti-immigrant, birther ass over to Faux News?

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Maine Family Policy Council: Gays Are Coming To Kill You In Your Sleep

The Maine Family Policy Council’s Pastor Dallas Henry says that gays are coming to kill Christians. In their sleep. The enemy comes in and becomes “one of us” unless we are discerning. For example, the Homosexual activists have been very clever in appearing as normal families while hiding the diabolical acts they engage in on a regular basis. They have …

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PhoboQuotable – Val Stevens

“Do you realize what is going on here? Consider the following: In 1970, (on the heels of a “free love” 60’s radical culture) sodomy laws were repealed in Washington State, with government turning a blind eye to a behavior commonly considered perversion – and still the case with a majority of Americans. Organizations, such as NAMBLA, (North American Man Boy …

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Whatcha Thinkin’ About, Rev. Terry?

JMG reader Marli sends us this picture of Rev. Randall Terry straddling a gory abortion placard as he screams into the face of a gay man about the disgustness of hot, hot homo sex. Looks like Rev. Terry has a little sumpin’ sumpin’ going on down there.

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Anti-Gay Preacher Randall Terry At The National Equality March

Noted asshat and anti-abortionist Randall Terry has just posted this clip of he and his fellow bigots harassing the attendees of the National Equality March.

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Glenn Beck: Barack Obama Is Our Own Chairman Mao

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Rep. Michele Bachmann: Obamacare Will Result In Abortion Field Trips

You think she couldn’t get crazier, and then she proves you wrong.

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Coulter: It’s Liberals Making All Those Obama=Hitler Signs

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Daily Grumble

As I mentioned yesterday, the streets of Manhattan’s East Side are completely gridlocked this week due to the UN General Assembly. Notices of street closures have been posted everywhere for weeks, but that doesn’t matter to the heavily botoxed woman who at this writing is completely blocking all three lanes of Second Avenue with her SUV “until someone in real …

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Mr. Unpopular

Rep. Joe Wilson is the most unpopular guy on both sides of the aisle right now, judging by this story in South Carolina’s The State. Democrats and Republicans alike are denouncing Rep. Joe Wilson for shouting “You lie” at President Barack Obama during his speech to Congress, an extraordinary breach of decorum for which the South Carolina Republican swiftly apologized. …

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Fox News: “Real” Americans Are Taking Back The Nation!

“I’m here because I’m a real American and I want to take this country back from Obama and his czars!!” Followed by the usual cries of socialism and digs at Nancy Pelosi.

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DeLay Wants To See The Gift Certificate

“Will you ask the president to show me his gift certificate?”

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Glenn Beck Jokes About Poisoning Pelosi

RELATED: Beck’s douchenozzelry is losing him advertisers. Three companies who had run ads during Glenn Beck’s Fox News show have distanced themselves from Beck, including LexisNexis-owned Lawyers.com, Procter & Gamble and Progressive Insurance. We’re told a P&G spot inadvertently aired during a weekend Beck broadcast, but that the company never had a regular buy for the show. The group ColorofChange.org …

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Search Engine “Death Penalty” For Sen. Kay Hutchinson (R-TX)

Sen. Kay Hutchinson (R-TX) is running for Texas governor against incumbent Rick Perry and her campaign staff thought it was a good idea to embed thousands of invisible search term meta-tags on her campaign site, including “rick perry gay.” Oh, hilarious! The folks at Google and Yahoo didn’t like that so much and have given Hutchinson the “death penalty,” completely …

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