Tag Archives: Alex Jones

Alex Jones: I’m Getting White House Press Credentials

“Here’s the deal, I know I get White House credentials, we’ve already been offered them, we’re going to get them, but I’ve just got to spend the money to send somebody there. I want to make sure it’s even worth it. I don’t want to just sit there up there like ‘I’m in the media, look our people are there.’ …

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Prankster Tricks InfoWars Into Reporting That CNN Is About To Release A Tape Of Trump Saying The N-Word

Buzzfeed reports: A man based in Scotland has revealed to BuzzFeed News how he tricked the right-wing conspiracy site Infowars into publishing a completely fake report about president-elect Donald Trump. Markus Muir, a 27-year-old marketing professional from Glasgow, sent direct messages on Twitter to Infowars editor-at-large Paul Joseph Watson claiming BuzzFeed News and CNN were due to release harmful footage …

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Roger Stone: Anti-Trump Activists Poisoned Me [VIDEO]

Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: Donald Trump confidant Roger Stone appeared yesterday on Alex Jones’ conspiracy theory program, where he alleged that he had been poisoned with polonium or a polonium-like substance, causing him to have fevers, lesions and extreme diarrhea. Stone, who assured Jones that he is a healthy “user of the InfoWars supplements” peddled by Jones’ …

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CHECK FOR FLYING PIGS: Fox News Destroys Fake Group Claiming To Pay Anti-Trump Protesters [VIDEO]

This morning I reported that numerous right wing sites are flipping out over a mysterious group offering to pay leftists $50 an hour (plus medical benefits!) to disrupt Donald Trump’s inauguration. And exactly as I said, the group has turned out to be completely fake. What I did not, however, predict is that they would be exposed by Fox News. …

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Alex Jones: Did Hollywood’s Mafia Kill Carrie Fisher?

He’s just asking! Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: Radio conspiracy theorist Alex Jones reacted to the death of Carrie Fisher today by wondering if the late actress was actually murdered by people trying to make money off of her recently released book. Jones, who said that he was only speculating, compared Fisher’s passing to the death of Joan …

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Alex Jones: Kanye West Only Met With Donald Trump To Escape The Evil Clutches Of The Illuminati [VIDEO]

Via Right Wing Watch: Alex Jones knows the real reason why Kanye West stopped by Trump Tower for a meeting with the president-elect: to get out of the clutches of the Illuminati. According to Jones, West “knows about the Illuminati” and “went to some of the spirit cooking events that were public” and, as a result, wants to distance himself …

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Alex Jones: The CIA’s Plan To Assassinate Trump Is Already On Obama’s Desk Awaiting Approval [VIDEO]

Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: In a broadcast posted online yesterday, notorious conspiracy theorist Alex Jones said that the intelligence community’s findings that Russia interfered in the presidential election in order to help Donald Trump and hurt Hillary Clinton amount to nothing but a baseless conspiracy theory. The CIA, according to Jones, plans to use the pretext of …

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Alex Jones: “Hillary Clinton Has Personally Murdered And Chopped Up And Raped” Children [AUDIO]

Donald Trump’s favorite conspiracy nut Alex Jones is trying to distance himself from the so-called Pizzagate fake news controversy by deleting his YouTube video in which he accused Hillary Clinton of being involved in a murderous child sex ring. Jones’ action comes after a self-proclaimed “evangelical Christian” fired his assault rifle in the DC pizza shop in an attempt to …

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Stephen Colbert Delivers Epic Rant On Fake News, Pizzagate, And Alex Jones: Grow The Fuck Up [VIDEO]

Via Raw Story: Stephen Colbert Wednesday hammered the conspiracy theorists who rose to prominence during the 2016 election, suggesting Wikileaks, Alex Jones and Reddit trolls should “grow the f*ck up.” During a segment on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, the host urged his viewers to refrain from getting their news from him, “because newsflash, this isn’t news,” before also …

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UNSHOCKING: DC Pizza Shop “Fake News” Gunman Is An Evangelical Christian And Listens To Alex Jones

The New York Times has interviewed the nutjob that fired an assault rifle inside a DC pizza shop because he needed to “investigate” a fake news story promulgated by extremist pro-Trump sites. The guy is exactly as you’d suspect. From their article: Mr. Welch, the father of two daughters, said he woke up Sunday morning and told his family he …

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Alex Jones: “Candybutt” Glenn Beck Is Secretly Gay

Via Mediaite: Conspiracy radio host Alex Jones hit back at The Blaze’s Glenn Beck the day after Beck labeled him a “madman,” accusing-but-not-accusing Beck of being gay. “Why is Glenn Beck out to get me, why is he always attacking me, starting like ten years ago?” Jones asked rhetorically. Jones said that he knew and met Beck back in the …

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Loony Conspiracy Theorist Mark Dice Goes Viral With Claim That Starbucks Is Trying To Silence Him [VIDEO]

Regular InfoWars guest and insane conspiracy theorist Mark Dice has gone with viral with a YouTube clip in which he claims (with utterly no proof, of course) that Starbucks is trying to silence him by buying the rights to a 2015 video in which he denounces them for hating White Jesus. The pro-Trump Nazi site Daily Stormer plays right along: …

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LIZARD PEOPLE UNITE: Conspiracy Theory Nutjob Alex Jones Unveils Project To Fight “Fake News” [VIDEO]

Gizmodo reports: Yes, Facebook had the tools to filter out fake news and decided not to use it, but do not fear for the future of truth, dear readers. The soldiers in the war on fake news have a new ally: 9/11 truther and prominent Trump supporter Alex Jones. Alex Jones is the founder of InfoWars, best known for his …

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Lunatic Alex Jones: Trump Called To Personally Thank InfoWars For “Standing Up For The Republic” [VIDEO]

Media Matters reports: Conspiracy theorist radio host Alex Jones, who believes the government was involved in the 9/11 attacks, numerous school shootings, and the Oklahoma City bombing, says President-elect Donald Trump personally called him to “thank” Jones’ audience for its support during the campaign. According to Jones, Trump said he plans to appear on Jones’ radio show “in the next …

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Loony Tunes Alex Jones: Donald Trump Is God’s Messenger And The King David Of Our Times [VIDEO]

God must love to grab pussies: “It’s official, Donald J. Trump has won the 2016 election in a massive landslide,” Alex Jones declared this week. Of course, he was only speaking metaphorically, alleging that even if Trump doesn’t get elected—because the election is stolen from him—he will be the real winner because he “promoted nationalism,” “exposed globalism” and birthed new …

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James O’Keefe Tells Nutjob Alex Jones: There Will Be A Literal Revolution If The Election Is Stolen [VIDEO]

Via Mediaite: O’Keefe showed up today on Alex Jones’ InfoWars, along with Trump ally Roger Stone. Speaking about the possibility of a rigged election that could cost Trump a victory next month, O’Keefe told Jones that a stolen election would mean a revolution would occur. “If you have 50 to 100 million people in this country who have no one …

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Trump Fan Alex Jones: Demonic Hillary Smells Like Rotting Meat, Exactly As Foretold In The Bible [VIDEO]

Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: Yesterday, Alex Jones repeated his claim that Hillary Clinton is literally demonic, this time while speaking with longtime anti-Clinton crusader Larry Nichols. Nichols said Clinton had attended “a witches’ church” in Los Angeles “every four to six weeks” while she lived in Arkansas and “is pure, deep, evil, mean, meaner than anything you’d …

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Obama Mocks Alex Jones For Saying That He And Hillary Are Literal Demons Who Smell Like Sulfur [VIDEO]

First, the report from the Huffington Post: Radio host and Donald Trump supporter Alex Jones doesn’t need to tell Hillary Clinton and President Barack Obama to go to Hell. He believes they already reside there. On Monday, Jones, host of his eponymous show on the Genesis Communications Network, said the two were literally the devil, Media Matters reports. He called …

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Alex Jones: Vote Donald Trump If You Want To Live Because Hillary Is Possessed By The Devil [VIDEO]

Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: “I’m not the devil,” Jones said. “I’m the opposite of that. And these people that say they’re your leaders, they want to kill you and your family and in your gut you know it. Vote Donald Trump if you want to live. It’s that simple. Death is what the globalists have to offer, …

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Alex Jones Goes Full Putin

Mediaite snickers: If you clicked on this link, you either hate yourself or need to feel superior to someone today. Whatever the case, here’s Alex Jones shirtless on a horse. If you clicked on this link, you either hate yourself or need to feel superior to someone today. Whatever the case, here’s Alex Jones shirtless on a horse. It’s rare …

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