Tag Archives: Alex Jones

Alex Jones Airs Public Apology For #Pizzagate Claims, Blames Other For Spreading The Story [VIDEO]

Media Matters reports: Conspiracy theorist and radio host Alex Jones was pressured to air an apology for his role in spreading the false “Pizzagate” conspiracy theory, which led to a Jones listener firing a gun inside a Washington, D.C. pizzeria. Jones aired a pre-taped video in which he acknowledged that he made commentary about the pizzeria owner that “in hindsight …

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Alex Jones: If You Want To Get Closer To God, Be More Like Homocon Blogger Matt Drudge [VIDEO]

“God hates cowards and people that hurt innocents and that abuse those that are weaker than them, more than anybody if you read scripture. So all you fakes that want to get closer to God, stop being cowards. Be like Donald Trump. Be like Matt Drudge. Be like people that get attacked and demonized and make it through it and …

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Nutjob Alex Jones Deletes All #Pizzagate Content From Site, Denies He Ever Promoted It On InfoWars [VIDEO]

Media Matters reports: A piece on the notorious conspiracy theory website Infowars.com blatantly lied about the site’s promotion of the so-called “pizzagate” conspiracy theory, after the site’s creator Alex Jones deleted evidence he promoted the conspiracy. In a February 24 article for Infowars.com, editor Kit Daniels falsely claimed that “the discussion around Pizzagate largely occurred on Reddit, 4chan and Twitter …

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Stephen Colbert Takes On Alex Jones [VIDEO]

Via Mediaite: Alex Jones of InfoWars fame is currently enjoying a bit more notoriety these days in the mainstream media, thanks in part to headlines that recently suggested he has a direct relationship with President Donald Trump. The conspiratorial internet host was the focus of a segment on Wednesday night’s Late Show, as host Stephen Colbert debuted an impression of …

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Alex Jones Apologizes To Trump For Missing His Calls, Thanks Him For Watching Every Night [VIDEO]

Media Matters reports: Radio host Alex Jones issued a bizarre and rambling message to President Donald Trump during which he touted his connections to the president, stated that he regrets having “missed” Trump’s phone calls, and claimed that Trump and his sons watch his videos and show “every night.” Jones also told his perceived enemies: “We’re going to get you, …

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Alex Jones Is Not A Reptilian [VIDEO]

If you can take 90 seconds of Alex Jones grunting, groaning, wailing, and screaming his head off, YouTube comedian Vic Berger has created another of his hilarious supercuts. Stick around to the end for what is probably Jones’ most infamous line. Watch below.

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Alex Jones: Television Signals Are Being Used To Implant Intergalactic Demon Viruses In Americans

“I don’t care if the media makes fun of me, I don’t care what they say, whatever. I’m telling you folks, I look out at the crowds I see the people they are possessed by something. I don’t know what it is — most of the planet believes in demons and possession for a reason, in fact every culture does. …

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Alex Jones: Quebec Attack Was A False Flag Organized By George Soros To Inflame Trump Haters [VIDEO]

Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: Yesterday, conspiracy theorist Alex Jones suggested that the deadly attack on the Islamic Cultural Centre of Quebec City was a false flag, which doesn’t come as a surprise as Jones has also claimed that tragedies like 9/11, the Oklahoma City bombing and mass shootings in Newtown, Connecticut and Charleston, South Carolina were also …

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Alex Jones: I’m Getting White House Press Credentials

“Here’s the deal, I know I get White House credentials, we’ve already been offered them, we’re going to get them, but I’ve just got to spend the money to send somebody there. I want to make sure it’s even worth it. I don’t want to just sit there up there like ‘I’m in the media, look our people are there.’ …

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Prankster Tricks InfoWars Into Reporting That CNN Is About To Release A Tape Of Trump Saying The N-Word

Buzzfeed reports: A man based in Scotland has revealed to BuzzFeed News how he tricked the right-wing conspiracy site Infowars into publishing a completely fake report about president-elect Donald Trump. Markus Muir, a 27-year-old marketing professional from Glasgow, sent direct messages on Twitter to Infowars editor-at-large Paul Joseph Watson claiming BuzzFeed News and CNN were due to release harmful footage …

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Roger Stone: Anti-Trump Activists Poisoned Me [VIDEO]

Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: Donald Trump confidant Roger Stone appeared yesterday on Alex Jones’ conspiracy theory program, where he alleged that he had been poisoned with polonium or a polonium-like substance, causing him to have fevers, lesions and extreme diarrhea. Stone, who assured Jones that he is a healthy “user of the InfoWars supplements” peddled by Jones’ …

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CHECK FOR FLYING PIGS: Fox News Destroys Fake Group Claiming To Pay Anti-Trump Protesters [VIDEO]

This morning I reported that numerous right wing sites are flipping out over a mysterious group offering to pay leftists $50 an hour (plus medical benefits!) to disrupt Donald Trump’s inauguration. And exactly as I said, the group has turned out to be completely fake. What I did not, however, predict is that they would be exposed by Fox News. …

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Alex Jones: Did Hollywood’s Mafia Kill Carrie Fisher?

He’s just asking! Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: Radio conspiracy theorist Alex Jones reacted to the death of Carrie Fisher today by wondering if the late actress was actually murdered by people trying to make money off of her recently released book. Jones, who said that he was only speculating, compared Fisher’s passing to the death of Joan …

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Alex Jones: Kanye West Only Met With Donald Trump To Escape The Evil Clutches Of The Illuminati [VIDEO]

Via Right Wing Watch: Alex Jones knows the real reason why Kanye West stopped by Trump Tower for a meeting with the president-elect: to get out of the clutches of the Illuminati. According to Jones, West “knows about the Illuminati” and “went to some of the spirit cooking events that were public” and, as a result, wants to distance himself …

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Alex Jones: The CIA’s Plan To Assassinate Trump Is Already On Obama’s Desk Awaiting Approval [VIDEO]

Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: In a broadcast posted online yesterday, notorious conspiracy theorist Alex Jones said that the intelligence community’s findings that Russia interfered in the presidential election in order to help Donald Trump and hurt Hillary Clinton amount to nothing but a baseless conspiracy theory. The CIA, according to Jones, plans to use the pretext of …

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Alex Jones: “Hillary Clinton Has Personally Murdered And Chopped Up And Raped” Children [AUDIO]

Donald Trump’s favorite conspiracy nut Alex Jones is trying to distance himself from the so-called Pizzagate fake news controversy by deleting his YouTube video in which he accused Hillary Clinton of being involved in a murderous child sex ring. Jones’ action comes after a self-proclaimed “evangelical Christian” fired his assault rifle in the DC pizza shop in an attempt to …

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Stephen Colbert Delivers Epic Rant On Fake News, Pizzagate, And Alex Jones: Grow The Fuck Up [VIDEO]

Via Raw Story: Stephen Colbert Wednesday hammered the conspiracy theorists who rose to prominence during the 2016 election, suggesting Wikileaks, Alex Jones and Reddit trolls should “grow the f*ck up.” During a segment on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, the host urged his viewers to refrain from getting their news from him, “because newsflash, this isn’t news,” before also …

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UNSHOCKING: DC Pizza Shop “Fake News” Gunman Is An Evangelical Christian And Listens To Alex Jones

The New York Times has interviewed the nutjob that fired an assault rifle inside a DC pizza shop because he needed to “investigate” a fake news story promulgated by extremist pro-Trump sites. The guy is exactly as you’d suspect. From their article: Mr. Welch, the father of two daughters, said he woke up Sunday morning and told his family he …

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Alex Jones: “Candybutt” Glenn Beck Is Secretly Gay

Via Mediaite: Conspiracy radio host Alex Jones hit back at The Blaze’s Glenn Beck the day after Beck labeled him a “madman,” accusing-but-not-accusing Beck of being gay. “Why is Glenn Beck out to get me, why is he always attacking me, starting like ten years ago?” Jones asked rhetorically. Jones said that he knew and met Beck back in the …

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Loony Conspiracy Theorist Mark Dice Goes Viral With Claim That Starbucks Is Trying To Silence Him [VIDEO]

Regular InfoWars guest and insane conspiracy theorist Mark Dice has gone with viral with a YouTube clip in which he claims (with utterly no proof, of course) that Starbucks is trying to silence him by buying the rights to a 2015 video in which he denounces them for hating White Jesus. The pro-Trump Nazi site Daily Stormer plays right along: …

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