Tag Archives: Alex Jones

Stephen Colbert Delivers Epic Rant On Fake News, Pizzagate, And Alex Jones: Grow The Fuck Up [VIDEO]

Via Raw Story: Stephen Colbert Wednesday hammered the conspiracy theorists who rose to prominence during the 2016 election, suggesting Wikileaks, Alex Jones and Reddit trolls should “grow the f*ck up.” During a segment on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, the host urged his viewers to refrain from getting their news from him, “because newsflash, this isn’t news,” before also …

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UNSHOCKING: DC Pizza Shop “Fake News” Gunman Is An Evangelical Christian And Listens To Alex Jones

The New York Times has interviewed the nutjob that fired an assault rifle inside a DC pizza shop because he needed to “investigate” a fake news story promulgated by extremist pro-Trump sites. The guy is exactly as you’d suspect. From their article: Mr. Welch, the father of two daughters, said he woke up Sunday morning and told his family he …

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Alex Jones: “Candybutt” Glenn Beck Is Secretly Gay

Via Mediaite: Conspiracy radio host Alex Jones hit back at The Blaze’s Glenn Beck the day after Beck labeled him a “madman,” accusing-but-not-accusing Beck of being gay. “Why is Glenn Beck out to get me, why is he always attacking me, starting like ten years ago?” Jones asked rhetorically. Jones said that he knew and met Beck back in the …

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Loony Conspiracy Theorist Mark Dice Goes Viral With Claim That Starbucks Is Trying To Silence Him [VIDEO]

Regular InfoWars guest and insane conspiracy theorist Mark Dice has gone with viral with a YouTube clip in which he claims (with utterly no proof, of course) that Starbucks is trying to silence him by buying the rights to a 2015 video in which he denounces them for hating White Jesus. The pro-Trump Nazi site Daily Stormer plays right along: …

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LIZARD PEOPLE UNITE: Conspiracy Theory Nutjob Alex Jones Unveils Project To Fight “Fake News” [VIDEO]

Gizmodo reports: Yes, Facebook had the tools to filter out fake news and decided not to use it, but do not fear for the future of truth, dear readers. The soldiers in the war on fake news have a new ally: 9/11 truther and prominent Trump supporter Alex Jones. Alex Jones is the founder of InfoWars, best known for his …

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Lunatic Alex Jones: Trump Called To Personally Thank InfoWars For “Standing Up For The Republic” [VIDEO]

Media Matters reports: Conspiracy theorist radio host Alex Jones, who believes the government was involved in the 9/11 attacks, numerous school shootings, and the Oklahoma City bombing, says President-elect Donald Trump personally called him to “thank” Jones’ audience for its support during the campaign. According to Jones, Trump said he plans to appear on Jones’ radio show “in the next …

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Loony Tunes Alex Jones: Donald Trump Is God’s Messenger And The King David Of Our Times [VIDEO]

God must love to grab pussies: “It’s official, Donald J. Trump has won the 2016 election in a massive landslide,” Alex Jones declared this week. Of course, he was only speaking metaphorically, alleging that even if Trump doesn’t get elected—because the election is stolen from him—he will be the real winner because he “promoted nationalism,” “exposed globalism” and birthed new …

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James O’Keefe Tells Nutjob Alex Jones: There Will Be A Literal Revolution If The Election Is Stolen [VIDEO]

Via Mediaite: O’Keefe showed up today on Alex Jones’ InfoWars, along with Trump ally Roger Stone. Speaking about the possibility of a rigged election that could cost Trump a victory next month, O’Keefe told Jones that a stolen election would mean a revolution would occur. “If you have 50 to 100 million people in this country who have no one …

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Trump Fan Alex Jones: Demonic Hillary Smells Like Rotting Meat, Exactly As Foretold In The Bible [VIDEO]

Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: Yesterday, Alex Jones repeated his claim that Hillary Clinton is literally demonic, this time while speaking with longtime anti-Clinton crusader Larry Nichols. Nichols said Clinton had attended “a witches’ church” in Los Angeles “every four to six weeks” while she lived in Arkansas and “is pure, deep, evil, mean, meaner than anything you’d …

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Obama Mocks Alex Jones For Saying That He And Hillary Are Literal Demons Who Smell Like Sulfur [VIDEO]

First, the report from the Huffington Post: Radio host and Donald Trump supporter Alex Jones doesn’t need to tell Hillary Clinton and President Barack Obama to go to Hell. He believes they already reside there. On Monday, Jones, host of his eponymous show on the Genesis Communications Network, said the two were literally the devil, Media Matters reports. He called …

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Alex Jones: Vote Donald Trump If You Want To Live Because Hillary Is Possessed By The Devil [VIDEO]

Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: “I’m not the devil,” Jones said. “I’m the opposite of that. And these people that say they’re your leaders, they want to kill you and your family and in your gut you know it. Vote Donald Trump if you want to live. It’s that simple. Death is what the globalists have to offer, …

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Alex Jones Goes Full Putin

Mediaite snickers: If you clicked on this link, you either hate yourself or need to feel superior to someone today. Whatever the case, here’s Alex Jones shirtless on a horse. If you clicked on this link, you either hate yourself or need to feel superior to someone today. Whatever the case, here’s Alex Jones shirtless on a horse. It’s rare …

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Alex Jones Has The #WikiFizzle Sadz [VIDEO]

After his Wikileaks live-stream in which he delivered one of his trademark screaming meltdowns, calling Julian Assange “Hillary’s buttplug,” Alex Jones posted the below more somber clip in which he declares that Assange has been promised “some kind of immunity deal” in return for not releasing information damaging to Hillary Clinton’s campaign. Watch and enjoy.

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Alex Jones: The Next Debate Will Also Be Totally Rigged Because Anderson Cooper Works For The CIA

Media Matters has the transcript: “Notice it just came out today, the debate commission said yes, his mic was cutting in and out. It was getting faded down. And it was not being broadcast to the audience so that they could cheer. Ladies and gentlemen, that was 100 percent setup. Just like Lester Holt and the hand signals and Lester …

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Trump Surrogate Roger Stone: Bill Clinton Should Be Executed For Treason For Selling Intel To China [VIDEO]

Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: Donald Trump confidant Roger Stone returned to conspiracy theorist Alex Jones’ radio program yesterday, this time floating the possibility of executing Bill Clinton for treason. Jones started the conversation on the Clintons by calling Hillary Clinton “a whore, politically,” alleging that she tried to raise campaign money from foreign leaders. (Incidentally, the only …

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Homocon Matt Drudge Cites InfoWars Claim That Hillary Wore An Earpiece To “Cheat” During Presidential Forum

Via Mediaite: The latest anti-Hillary Clinton conspiracy is that the Democratic presidential candidate was wearing a hidden earpiece to feed her answers during an NBC forum Thursday night. The conspiracy was apparently started by a tweet from actor James Wood that purported to show a device in Clinton’s ear. That apparently was enough for The Drudge Report to run with, …

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Alex Jones: Leftists Are Planning False Flag Diversions To Make Sure Donald Trump Doesn’t Win [VIDEO]

Via Right Wing Watch: Confident of Donald Trump’s imminent victory, Alex Jones speculated wildly yesterday about “October Surprise false flags” meant to dislodge Trump and put Hillary Clinton in the White House. Jerome Corsi, a right-wing author and vocal promoter of the birther conspiracy theory, warned that “there’s going to be some unexpected wars, there’s going to be another terrorist …

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Now On Sale By InfoWars

Last week Donald Trump, the self-proclaimed best friend the gay community ever had, began selling “LGBTQ For Trump” t-shirts. This week Donald Trump’s actual best friends at InfoWars began selling the above t-shirt, the reverse of which bears an American flag and this message: “The Most Patriotic Way To Say Fuck You!” InfoWars host Joe Biggs is promoting the sale …

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Alex Jones: If I Die Mysteriously, It’s Because Hillary Clinton And Her Controllers Had Me Executed [AUDIO]

Via Right Wing Watch: “Understand something, Hillary,” he said. “If anything happens to me, you and your controllers are the prime suspects. I know now you think you’re above the law, so why do you care? Maybe you want to send a message by getting rid of old Alex Jones?”  Jones was upset that Clinton mentioned Jones in her speech …

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Enter The Pickle Truthers: Alex Jones Claims Jimmy Kimmel Faked Hillary Opening That Pickle Jar [VIDEO]

The Hill recaps: Jimmy Kimmel thought he was putting to rest the rumors swirling around Hillary Clinton’s health when he asked her to open a pickle jar on his show earlier this week. But, as might be expected, the “pickle test” did little to assuage Clinton opponents, who now see Kimmel as a willing participant in the conspiracy to cover …

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