Tag Archives: Alaska

Levi Johnston, Mayor Of Wasilla?

One-time Playgirl model Levi Johnston has announced his candidacy for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska, the job once held by his baby mama’s mama. Johnston’s campaign will be documented for a reality show to be titled Loving Levi: The Road To The Mayor’s Office. From the show’s press release: “The docu-soap will follow the ever controversial, headline making, matinee idol, handsome …

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Worst Governor Ever: Sarah Palin Confronts Woman With Banner

An unscripted scene from Sarah Palin’s Alaska, her unreal reality show, probably won’t make it onto the air after Palin confronted a woman wielding a “Worst Governor Ever” banner. The clip at the bottom of this post was taken with a cell phone. Kathleen Gustafson is a teacher married to a local commercial fisherman. She felt like Sarah Palin had …

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Sarah Palin: You Don’t Wanna Mess With The Mama Grizzlies

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Tweet Of The Day – Sarah Palin

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Alaska Gov. Sean Parnell Joins Anti-Health Care Reform Lawsuit

Alaska Gov. Sean Parnell is joining the 20 states suing the federal government over the constitutionality of the health care reform bill. Because the feds could now order Americans to buy gym memberships or General Motors cars. SRSLY. And, surprise, he’s up for “reelection”. (He was never elected, he got the job when Palin quit.)

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Willow Palin Accused Of Vandalism Of Alaska Home

Alaskan blogs are claiming that Sarah Palin’s 15 year-old daughter Willow has been identified as part of a gang of teenagers that broke into and vandalized a home in Wasilla. Calculations are that the home suffered between twenty to thirty thousand dollars in damage. Sources say it appeared the teens stayed in the house for several hours, perhaps even overnight. …

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Sarah Palin May Get Reality Show

The major broadcast networks all passed on Sarah Palin’s pitch for an Alaska-based reality show, but it looks like the show may happen on cable. Pundits are characterizing the show as an infomercial for Palin’s 2012 presidential run. Much was made of Palin’s visits to the major broadcast networks a few weeks ago, when she and producer Mark Burnett pitched …

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Levi Cleans Up Well, Doesn’t He?

Levi Johnston’s hotly anticipated photo shoot is being teased over at Playgirl.com. The word is that there will not be any full-frontal after all. Congrats to my fellow Key West traveler Josh Koll, who got to lend Levi his stick for the shoot. His hockey stick, you dirty birds. Meanwhile Sarah Palin is huffing that Levi is “too busy making …

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Palin Tells Oprah Why She Quit

I think I’m starting to have a Mary Hart reaction just from the sound of her voice.

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Sarah Palin’s Going Rogue!

Sarah Palin has “written” a 400-page memoir titled Going Rogue: An American Life. HarperCollins will launch the book with a 1.5M hardcover initial press run, the same number as Ted Kennedy’s posthumously released memoir. SRSLY. Palin “collaborated” on the manuscript with a woman named Lynn Vincent.

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No Veto Override In Anchorage

Last week the mayor of Anchorage vetoed a gay rights bill that had passed the city’s assembly by one vote. And now it looks like there will be no attempt to override his veto. The Anchorage Assembly has less than two weeks left to override the mayor’s veto of the gay rights ordinance. But the ordinance’s author says it likely …

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Anchorage Mayor Vetoes LGBT Rights

Anchorage, Alaska Mayor Dan Sullivan has vetoed the LGBT rights bill that his city’s Assembly approved last week. “My review shows that there is clearly a lack of quantifiable evidence necessitating this ordinance,” Sullivan said. “My review also shows that the vast majority of those who communicated their position … are in opposition. “As elected officials, we are charged with …

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Anchorage Passes Gay Rights Bill

After weeks of often ugly debate, the Anchorage, Alaska city council has voted to approve an ordinance banning discrimination based on sexual orientation. Anchorage Assembly members fought back tears Tuesday night before a decision three months in the making — approval of a city-wide ordinance making it illegal to discriminate based on sexual orientation. The 7 to 4 decision came …

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Sarah Palin’s Farewell Speech

Obfuscation Olympics gold medalist Sarah Palin demonstrates her amazing prowess. To thunderous applause, Palin asks the media, “How about in honor of our soldiers, you quit makin’ things up?”

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Palin Ethics Probe #19

The savior of the GOP just keeps digging a deeper hole. An independent investigator has found evidence that Gov. Sarah Palin may have violated ethics laws by trading on her position in seeking money for legal fees, in the latest legal distraction for the former vice presidential candidate as she prepares to leave office this week. The report obtained by …

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Levis Johnston: Palin Left For The Money

Aspiring actor and model Levi Johnston says Palin quit to make more money and that he wouldn’t vote for her again. Johnston’s proposed stage name? Ricky Hollywood. SRSLY.

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Letterman: Was It Something I Said?

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Maddow On Palin Resignation

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I’m Not A Quitter, She Said As She Quit

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Sarah Palin Threatens To Sue Bloggers

From Sarah Palin’s attorney: “To the extent several websites, most notably liberal Alaska blogger Shannyn Moore, are now claiming as ‘fact’ that Governor Palin resigned because she is ‘under federal investigation’ for embezzlement or other criminal wrongdoing, we will be exploring legal options this week to address such defamation,” Van Flein said in a statement. “This is to provide notice …

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