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Embiggen and enjoy. (Via Stuff Fundies Like)

Indiana’s First Baptist Church, which is one of the twenty largest megachurches in the nation, has fired head Pastor Jack Schaap for an adulterous affair with the teenaged girl. The church has issued a press release: At this time, we deeply regret the need to announce that First Baptist Church has dismissed our pastor, Dr. Jack Schaap, due to a …

Megachurch defender of the family Bishop Noel Jones has been exposed for fathering the child of a married reality television star. Former “X Factor” U.S. finalist Stacy Francis is making tabloid headlines again for her personal life. Francis is admitting that she was married when she had an affair with Bishop Noel Jones, whom she has now publicly revealed is …

Newt Gingrich would like to remind everybody that marriage is between one man and one woman whom you abandon riddled with cancer on her hospital bed while you fuck the shit out of your mistress whom you later marry and cheat on with a third decades-younger woman while screaming with Godly moral outrage about the infidelities of the president.(Via Towleroad)

“I think that it’s very clear that this is an administration which believes that secular government – they believe that the President is superior to the Pope in the ability to define what the church is allowed to do. Obama’s position, which is truly dishonest – this new compromise is, I mentioned Orwell’s ‘1984.’ This is Orwellian . We have …

The above full-page ad will appear in today’s edition of Roll Call in Washington DC. “Newt Gingrich must be blind not to see the glaring dissonance between his belief that he should have whatever kinds of marriages – open or otherwise — that he wants, and his stated conviction that LGBT Americans shouldn’t be allowed to marry at all,” said …

Gilbert & Sullivan, of course.(Tipped by JMG reader David)

“The Constitution of the United States begins with ‘We the People’; it does not begin with ‘We the Judges’. Federal judges need to take heed of that fact. Federal judges are substituting their own political views for the constitutional right of the people to make judgments about the definition of marriage. The country has been here before. In 1856, the …

“The 45-year-old Callista has created an entirely new model for a spouse, standing mute in her primary color suits and triple-strand pearls looking at the 68-year-old Newt for the whole event, her platinum carapace inclined deferentially toward his shaggy gray mane. While a trophy wife is admired by her man, the admiring eyes of a Transformational Wife are there to …

Herman Cain has endorsed Newt Gingrich. That seems about right. The former pizza executive, who left the race before the first nominating contests after facing accusations of unwanted sexual advances, suggested the two have both undergone intense scrutiny. “I know that Speaker Gingrich is running for president and going through this sausage grinder,” Cain said. “I know what this sausage …

(Tipped by JMG reader Brian)

SwapperNet says via press release: In response to recent allegations from Gingrich’s ex-wife, Swappernet.com, a dating site for swingers and open marriages, attempted to erect a billboard today in Tampa (where the website was founded) but was universally rebuffed by weary media outlets. The proposed billboard features the former speaker of the house in party mode surrounded by a bevy …

“NOM congratulates Newt Gingrich on his impressive come-from-behind victory in South Carolina. We have had three different victors in state contests thus far — Rick Santorum in Iowa, Mitt Romney in New Hampshire and now Newt Gingrich in South Carolina. What all these states have in common is that they have picked candidates who have signed NOM’s Marriage Pledge. They …

“I want to be coldly analytical, not moralize, here. I want to tell you what Mr. Gingrich’s behavior could mean for the country, not for the future of his current marriage. So, here’s what one interested in making America stronger can reasonably conclude, psychologically, from Mr. Gingrich’s behavior during his three marriages: 1) Three women have met Mr. Gingrich and …

That’s the actual line.