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The Third Eagle Of The Apocalypse and Co-Prophet of the End Times says that TIME Magazine and Miley Cyrus are telling us that the world is thisclose to totally exploding. For realz. Or something.

“As this counterfeit American president continues to attempt to defray suspicion and conceal his treason and lies, I intend to continue to expound upon that treason and those lies. I will also continue to assert that those in government and in the press who have failed to reveal Obama for what he is – considering his actions, the evidence of …

Crackpot conspiracy theorist Alex Jones loaded his flying saucer with several dozen fellow crazies yesterday to descend on Dealey Plaza in Dallas so that they could, at last, reveal the truth about JFK’s assassination. On Wednesday, Jones had exposed the super-secret plot of the Dallas police to kidnap him before the protest so that the truth never comes out. Unfortunately, …

“Wresting has been an Olympic sport ever since the Olympic Games were started in ancient Greece. The opposition to wrestling was probably coming from the feminists who do not excel in the sport of wrestling, and who dislike anything that is truly masculine, as wrestling certainly is. I’m happy to report that our campaign was successful and wrestling will remain …

Next Wednesday, Illinois Gov. Pat Quinn will sign the marriage equality bill in a ceremony at the state capitol. At the same time, also in Springfield, Catholic Bishop Thomas Paprocki plans to hold a prayer of exorcism to rid the state of all those happy, dancing, homosexual demons. Seriously. Bishop Thomas John Paprocki will offer “Prayers of Supplication and Exorcism …

“The question I have for you is, where do these people belong? Well, if you look at prison, everyone is treated equally. If you look at prison, they get free food. If you look to the prisons, they get free medical health care. Wen you look to prisons, you see the only ones who have guns are the police and …

Klayman’s “Revolution Day II” rally is next Tuesday.

So says the guy who wants you executed. UPDATE: He’s on cray-cray roll!

World Net Daily today published a reminder column from crackpot Larry Klayman, who recently demanded that President Obama “put the Koran down and come out of the White House with his hands up.” Two hundred thirty-seven years after the original Declaration of Independence was signed on July 4, 1776, in my hometown of Philadelphia, we are again at the threshold …

You even need to anoint your toaster, just in case leftists were making sandwiches for Satan.

“Dear Joe, Public Advocate has been holding off a vote on S.815, the Gay Bill of Special Rights, since it moved out of Committee in July. We’ve held the line for months. But last Friday, I learned through insider sources that Harry Reid and the Homosexual Lobby were ready to make their last big push. You see, they have enough …

PREVIOUSLY ON JMG: Cindy Jacobs prays away her own tumor. God tells Cindy Jacobs that he’s going to punish America for gay marriage. Cindy Jacobs prays away a terrorist sleeper cell. Cindy Jacobs prays away mental illness (but only in others). Cindy Jacobs prays away a car crash that would have killed David Barton. Cindy Jacobs’ daughter prays away a …

“She shared with me when she actually stepped up to the podium that she didn’t know what she was going to say; that those words that came out were what she prayed ‘Lord, I’m your vessel, you speak through me.’ So her belief is, and my belief is, is that those words came from God. It’s not He coached her, …

Last week Tea Party Unity head Rick Scarborough and Porno Pete declared that it would be great if Christians would file a class action lawsuit against homosexuality. And how it was very sad that that they haven’t found the ideal client, namely a gay high school boy with AIDS to be the face of that suit. The asinine notion of …

Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: Watch out Big Gay, prepare to be served! Rick Scarborough invited Peter LaBarbera to address his Tea Party Unity group today, and the two anti-gay activists discussed ways to somehow file a “class action lawsuit” against homosexuality just like when attorneys general of many states filed a lawsuit against tobacco companies. LaBarbera was …

His own proposed campaign slogan: “Hi, I’m Ted Nugent. I have nine children from seven women, and I’m running for president.”