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Pastor Kevin “Death To Gays” Swanson’s Latest Loony Rant: A Homosexual Has Ruined The World [AUDIO]

According to Pastor Kevin “Death To Gays” Swanson, all of the Western countries in the world will collapse and we’ll all resort to cannibalism (probably) because of the economic theories of John Maynard Keynes. Swanson rants: “It will be interesting to know that a homosexual ruined the world. Somebody will indeed write the story about this in the year 2060 …

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Cindy Jacobs: I Commanded The Clouds Over Israel To Dissipate During A 700 Club Photo Shoot [VIDEO]

Wearing one of her trademark Star Trek: The Next Generation pleather dresses, Prophetess Cindy Jacobs has revealed how she used the authority of White Jesus to order clouds over Jerusalem to dissipate during a photo shoot for Pat Robertson’s 700 Club. The Friendly Atheist has the transcript: A friend came to me and said, “Cindy, do something!” This is what …

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Pastor Kevin Swanson: Hillary Clinton Will Lead Most American Kids Into Homosexuality [AUDIO]

“Why wouldn’t Hillary Clinton get full rein upon this nation to continue the destructive pattern, destroy the social fabric of the nation — the family, of course — so that of course there will be 75 percent of kids born outside of wedlock to single mothers by the year 2030, so to be sure that tremendous majorities of American kids …

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Pastor James Manning: TV Gives You Cancer [VIDEO]

Last week Harlem hate Pastor James David Manning met with Donald Trump and followed up that meeting with a promise to murder the families of any protesters that disrupt his church. And then piss on their graves. Today Pastor Manning would like you to know that watching pharmaceutical commercials will give you cancer. “I’ve noticed too many people getting sick …

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Pastor Alex McFarland: God Sent The San Bernardino Terrorists Because Of Gay Marriage [VIDEO]

Well, that didn’t take long. You knew we’d get blamed, right? “People are saying, ‘Why didn’t God prevent this?’ Look, we’ve for 45 years told God to leave us alone. Fifty-seven to sixty million babies aborted, now our Supreme Court has deviated from natural law to case law and we’ve redefined marriage. God forgive us for the murder of the …

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Enter The San Bernardino Truthers [VIDEO]

As with every mass shooting including last week’s attack in Colorado, YouTube is lighting up with claims that yesterday’s mass shooting in San Bernardino was a “false flag hoax” using “crisis actors” in order to further the Illuminati, establish a New World Order, grab everybody’s guns, and criminalize Christianity. It’s all been predicted in the bible, people! Or something! Also …

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Flip Benham: Homosexuals Are The Most Violent Community And They Want Christians Dead [VIDEO]

“HGTV is Homosexual Garbage Television. You’ve got to know that that’s trash. I mean, the homosexual community came after them with a vengeance. You see, the homosexual community doesn’t want to just get you fired or something like that, they want to destroy you! They want to destroy everything because inside of them, their heart is raging against the Lord …

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Third Eagle Of The Apocalypse Money Beg: The Illuminati Are Attacking My YouTube Channel [VIDEO]

The Third Eagle Of The Apocalypse & Co-Prophet Of The End Times would like you to send him some money to compensate for his having to buy a new iPhone because the Illuminati are attacking the monetizaton of his YouTube channel. For realz, you guys! Watch below.

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Crazy Monster Energy Drink Loon Christine Weick Confronts Preacher Father Of Katy Perry [VIDEO]

Nutbag evangelist Christine Weick, whom we last heard from when she disrupted a Muslim event, is at it again. Hemant Mehta writes at Friendly Atheist: It’s common knowledge that singer Katy Perry, before becoming a pop star, was a gospel singer. It’s less well known that her parents are still preachers. Keith Hudson, her dad, recently did an interview with …

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Christian Site: President Obama’s Cover For Out Magazine Proves That He Is A Homosexual

According to an End Times site, that President Obama posed for the cover of Out Magazine provides conclusive proof that he is gay. They write: In the Bible, God destroyed the twin cities of both Sodom and Gomorrah for the sin of homosexuality, and He did it by raining down fire and brimstone on them. The Bible also says that …

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Crazy Eyes: Convert All Jews Now, Rapture Is Coming

Talking Points Memo reports: Ex-U.S. Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN) warned Wednesday that Jesus is “coming soon,” making the task of converting the masses – particularly Jews – even more urgent. “We recognize the shortness of the hour,” Bachmann said in a radio interview with Tony Perkins, president of the conservative Family Research Council. The duo recorded the interview during their …

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Opal Covey: I’m Standing Back And Letting God’s Promised Destruction Of Toledo Happen [VIDEO]

“Oooh babba hasha taya!” JMG reader Brian points us to the below post-election interview with Toledo mayoral candidate Opel Covey, who says she’s just going to stand back and let the Lord Almighty Himself proceed with his promised destruction of her city for allowing all of her votes to be stolen from her for the fifth time. “God has already …

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TOLEDO: God To Destroy City As Election Is Again Stolen From Prophetess Opal Covey

Last month perennial Toledo mayoral candidate Opal Covey promised that God will destroy her city if the election were to be stolen from her once again. “Bahalaa asha tiyah tololo!” warned Covey, in an interview with Toledo’s NBC affiliate. So get ready Ohio: Incumbent Mayor Paula Hicks-Hudson, 64, who became mayor in February automatically as council president when Mayor D. …

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Opal Covey: God Sent Me To Stop The Democrats

Toledo mayoral candidate Opal Covey, who has warned that God will destroy her city if she isn’t elected, has been interviewed by Esquire. Ms. Covey, a Donald Trump fan and exorcist who can cure blindness with her Holy Touch, reveals that she was sent by the Lord Almighty Himself to stop the Democrats: “I perform miracles through the holy spirit,” …

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Lunatic Eugene Delgaudio Advertises On Drudge Report: Stop Homosexual Trojan Horse Paul Ryan

We haven’t heard from Eugene Delgaudio in some time, but today he’s making news for an attack on Paul Ryan. Via the Daily Beast: Some conservatives think that Paul Ryan, the blue-eyed pride of Wisconsin, is making too many demands as he considers a run for speaker of the House. Others think he is a Trojan Horse for the homosexual …

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OHIO: Toledo Mayoral Candidate Opal Covey Warns That God Will Destroy The City If She Isn’t Elected

We first met perennial Toledo, Ohio mayoral candidate Opal Covey last week when she began ranting in tongues against a local radio station host. Covey has followed up that deliriousness in an interview with Toledo’s NBC affiliate in which she warns that God will “visit destruction” upon the city if she isn’t elected. From their report: Covey is running for …

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Christian Site: 7 Signs That Witches Are Attacking You

Over at Charisma News, Jennifer LeClaire has posted a helpful list of the signs that you are being attacked by witches. She writes: “In my experience, though, there are some practical questions you can ask yourself to help you discern a witchcraft attack: 1. Are you on an emotional roller coaster, rushing from anger to sadness to confusion? You could …

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LIVE VIDEO: Tennessee’s Blount County Commission To Vote On Resolution Asking God To Spare Them From God’s Wrath Over Same-Sex Marriage

The county commissioners of Blount County, Tennessee are about have a public hearing on the resolution of loony bird Commissioner Karen Miller, who wants them to formally ask God to “pass us by” during “His Coming Wrath” when he righteously kills the fuck out of the rest of America over gay marriage. Local activists are staging a protest outside the …

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Ben Carson: Legalizing Gay Marriage Is Like Requiring That Car Seats Accommodate Conjoined Twins

“Laws and regulations should be designed to address normal situations while providing special mechanisms for the creation of exceptions in abnormal situations. Changing the law governing the normal situation in order to accommodate the abnormal situation is like requiring that car seats be designed to accommodate conjoined twins as well as anatomically normal children. The more sensible thing would be …

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Crazy Eyes: God Is Flooding The Carolinas Because He’s Pissed About USA Turning Its Back On Israel

According to former Rep. Michele Bachmann, God is flooding the fuck out of the Carolinas because America has turned its back on Israel.  Apparently being the #1 all-time recipient of US foreign aid just isn’t enough for the Lord Almighty.

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