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McSuper Makes It Legal

Congratulations go out to our dear friends Mark Superdaddy Kane and Tim McSweeney, who slipped off to Provincetown last week and got married after thirteen years of living in sin. While we all feel a tiny bit cheated that we didn’t get to get drunk and cry over exchanged e e cummings poems or whatever, what Mark and Tim did …

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“I Am Not Michael Phelps!”

Via Gawker, a totally not Micheal Phelps but equally goofy tall guy gets mobbed by Chinese who can’t tell the difference. Steve Parry is a BBC commentator who won bronze swimming in the Athens Olympics. He’s very cute about the confusion.

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Mormons To Plant Hate In 1 Million Yards

The Mormon Church is coordinating a plan to put one million “Yes On 8” signs in Californians’ front yards on September 22nd. Boyd K. Packer, the president of the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles of The Magic Underwear, has laid out the plan in a detailed message to the presidents of their klutches, or whatever you call a Mormon diocese. …

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Cazwell – I Seen Beyonce’ At Burger King

And she was eat’n, she was eat’n. Been singing this all morning. Love the New York “n”. What’s that called, linguistically? I missed this clip when it came out last week, but it’s already gotten 400K hits on YouTube. Our dear Father Tony is a hooge fan of gay rapper Cazwell. Who’s the drag queen playing Beyonce?

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Daily Grumble

OK, listen people. I’ve done my best to keep up with all these social networking doodads. I got a MySpace page for the blog. I’m on Linkedin. I’m on LastFM. I even created a Facebook account, even though I can’t figure out what I’m supposed to do with it. But I give up. Not doing Twitter. Not doing Tumblr. Enough! …

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It’s A Cool, Cool Summer

To misquote Bananarama, it’s a cool summer. Other than that miserable but short-lived heatwave last month, NYC has had quite the moderate season. This morning the news noted that we’ve only had 11 days over 90 degrees, but usually average about twice that. Seems like the weather patterns have flattened here for the last couple of years, very little snow, …

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Hairdar

Wednesday, 8:40am, 6 train platform Chick 1: Did you see how he was the only one at the meeting who noticed my bangs? Chick 2: Gay. Chick 1: Oh, totally.

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