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Swag Tuesday

Courtesy of LOGO, this week’s Swag Tuesday prize is the DVD of the first full season of The Big Gay Sketch Show, which includes all six episodes, Big Gay bonus sketches, Celesbian Interviews, Team Pimp’s sexy new music video and more. Inside: a bonus disc – Outlaugh on Wisecrack. The DVD becomes available on November 6th via BestBuy.com and the …

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It’s A Horse Race -UPDATED

And I’m Francis, The Talking Mule. UPDATE: I’ve gotten several emails politely chastising me for for my “flip” and “cynical” references to the 2007 Weblog Awards pageant and for not observing proper netiquette by providing links to the other finalists. No apologies for the first bit, but it seems I’ve been properly served on the netiqette part. Ouch, how embaraskin! …

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The Mummy Has Two Faces

After reading the story about yesterday’s first-ever public unveiling of the King Tut’s mummifed face, I kept turning the page back to try and figure out why the computer-generated image of his face seemed so familiar. Ah, got it. Barbara Streisand, circa Funny Girl. It turns out, others think the same thing.

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Egg Lady

The Grill, First Avenue, 8AM……Two people in front of me, an assistant is taking her boss’ breakfast order over her speaker-phone. Woman On Speaker: You’re unbelievable. I told you NO FUCKING EGGS! Omelets are made of EGGS. Breakfast burritos are made of EGGS. No FUCKING eggs! God, what fucking planet are you from? Get me a toasted raisin bagel and …

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The Case Of The Poofter Plate

David Phillips, whom you may recall for telling the world about his scatified encounter with Larry Craig, is in the news again. Phillips has been told by the Virginia DMV that he must surrender his POOFTER vanity plate. For 11 years, over nearly 200,000 miles, with the blessing of the state of Virginia, David Phillips has driven his Tracker with …

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Bloomie The Indie

The cover story in the current issue of Newsweek discusses the increasing likelihood of Mayor Bloomberg joining the presidential race, something I’ve been telling you people IS going to happen. Calling him “the billion dollar wild card”, the story delves into Bloomberg’s motivations and the effect his independent candidacy would have on Clinton and Giuliani. Bloomberg continues to vow that …

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GOP Perv Roll Call

A reader tipped me off to a new site called RepublicanSexOffenders.com, whose mission is “exposing the hypocrisy of Republican ‘family values'”. Whew, there’s lots of baddies in there.

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Obamaween

Barack Obama made a surprise cameo on SNL this weekend in a skit in which all the Democratic candidates come to Hillary’s Halloween party. I especially liked the dig at Bill Richardson.

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Can You Hear Them Now? Good.

Anybody out there own a cell-phone jammer yet? Man, I would love to have one of these suckers. As cellphone use has skyrocketed, making it hard to avoid hearing half a conversation in many public places, a small but growing band of rebels is turning to a blunt countermeasure: the cellphone jammer, a gadget that renders nearby mobile devices impotent. …

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Morning View – Keychain

I was woken up last night by my super banging on my neighbor’s door to tell her that she’d left her keys in the lock. Again. For a middle-aged lady, she seems to have a lot of big nights. The keys are still there this morning. One of these days I’m just gonna take those damn keys and throw them …

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