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Boner OTC ™

Viagra, the notorious party drug and HIV enabler, will be sold over the counter in British drugstores beginning (ahem) Valentine’s Day. At the outrageous cost of $25 per pill, purchasers must be males between 30 – 65 years old and must endure an hour-long “consultation” with the pharmacist. How is that “over the counter”?.

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Regrets

The 6 train platform, Saturday 3PMWoman 1: I’m just sorry I slept with them. Woman 2: Well, you were drunk. Woman 1: Yeah, but now today I’m all red and itchy. Woman 2: Right? And you can’t put anything in there, cuz you’ll make it worse. (Horrified, the women realize I’m standing there.) Woman 1: Hey, we’re just talking about …

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Nuke York City

Homeland Security is going to post “nuke detectors” in a ring around New York City and in key city center locations, hoping to detect dirty radiation bombs before they can be detonated. Still, it seems that just about anybody with a dirty bomb and access to a small boat could set something off within a hundred feet of the world’s …

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Weekend Links

Father Tony tussles with a Whole Foods patron. – Perge Modo Gay penguins in love at the SF zoo. – B.A.R. A letter from the AIDS Quilt. – JMG More Bear411 drama. – Sluggobear & Aaron.Giuliani moves abortion stance rightward. – NY Times

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New Erasure Album + Super Gay Tour

Well, now I know why I ran into Erasure’s Andy Bell way up in Portland, Maine back in October, as today Billboard is reporting that’s where Erasure recorded their new album, Light At The End Of The World, due in May. We’ll get to see the new material performed in this summer’s Pride season True Colors Tour, which will comprise …

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Davies Article & MTV News

An article about the Donnie Davies phenomenon in today’s Window Media publications (Washington Blade, NY Blade, Southern Voice, etc) features an interview with me. In case you don’t get enough of me here. And here’s an MTV News story featuring a hot tub interview with Joey Oglesby and the folks behind the Donnie Davies campaign. There are two screenshots of …

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A Dark And Stormy Night ’06

Detective Bart Lasiter was in his office studying the light from his one small window falling on his super burrito when the door swung open to reveal a woman whose body said you’ve had your last burrito for a while, whose face said angels did exist, and whose eyes said she could make you dig your own grave and lick …

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New Wainwright Album Drops In May

Gay heartthrob Rufus Wainwright’s new self-produced album, Release The Stars, (executive producer Neil Tennant) will be released in May, following his April appearance at Coachella. The album was mixed by Marius De Vries (Madonna, Melanie C, Kylie Minogue). With De Vries’ client history and with Neil Tennant as exec producer, I’m very curious how Wainwright’s sound might change on Release …

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