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From the founder of Focus On The Family and the Family Research Council: “This is Dr. James Dobson. As private citizens, Shirley and I urge you to support of Ted Cruz for President. Other Republicans are worthy of consideration, but at this point it looks like a vote for anyone other than Ted Cruz is a vote for Donald Trump. …

From the AFA’s OneNewsNow: Josh McDowell says a new study shows the pervasiveness of pornography in the church and among Christians. The well-known evangelist and apologist commissioned the research by Barna Group. To his disappointment, the statistics proved what he had already feared – pornography has infiltrated the church, especially among young adults. “Of young adults 18-24 years old, 76 …

The infamous dildo-hating Oregon militant has been denied bail until the judge is convinced that he isn’t a potentially murderous flight risk. The Associated Press reports: U.S. Magistrate Eileen Willett explained her decision by saying Jon Eric Ritzheimer had weapons in his possession when he took part in the standoff at the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge. Ritzheimer faces a charge of …

Tomorrow night Bernie Sanders will make a cameo appearance on Saturday Night Live, hopefully to crash host Larry David’s dead-on impression. From the Washington Post: As of Friday morning, it was unclear what Sanders’s role on the long-running late-night comedy show would be. The person familiar with his plans spoke on the condition of anonymity because neither “Saturday Night Live” …

The same federal judge who last year struck down Nebraska’s constitutional ban on same-sex marriage today issued a permanent injunction against the now moot law. The move was largely a formality but Judge Joseph Bataillon’s order comes after gay parents complained that the state had barred them from listing both their names on the birth certificates of their children.

TMZ reports: Josh Duggar just won a big victory against the porn star who claimed he roughed her up during a sexual encounter, because she just folded like a cheap suit and dropped her lawsuit. Danica Dillon promised never ever to refile the case against Josh. Now here’s what weird. In return Josh agreed not to file documents which proved …

Megachurch scamvangelist, tongues-speaker, and faith-healer Kenneth Copeland has declared that White Jesus Himself has anointed Ted Cruz to become president. Watch below. Following Copeland’s endorsement, church leaders joined him on the stage to lay hands upon Rafael Cruz and predict a “wave of spiritual awakening from coast to coast.” Copeland, as you may know, got his start as the chauffeur …

Not the Onion. Via The Guardian: Russian prosecutors have begun considering whether media coverage of the unexpected friendship between a male tiger and goat at a safari park in the country’s far east counts as gay propaganda. Novosibirsk lawyer Alexei Krestyanov complained to the prosecutor general last month that information about the animals living together could harm children by provoking …

Last night 28 year-old virgin for Jesus and former NFL player Tim Tebow partially-mouthed Survivor’s 1982 hit Eye Of The Tiger on Spike TV’s Lip Sync Battle. His performance has largely been dissed by the show’s fans, especially by those dismayed that Tebow kept his shirt on. Others were disappointed that the bit did not conclude with his famous “Tebowing” …

Donald Trump says Ted Cruz is an obnoxious, lying, election-stealer that nobody likes. But sure, why not choose him as a running mate? Via Politico: In a striking reversal of rhetoric, Donald Trump would not rule out Ted Cruz as his hypothetical vice-presidential pick. “Well, I don’t know. Look, I have nothing against him. It was sort of a sad …