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Rep. Mike Pence (R-IN) Wins Values Voters Summit Presidential Straw Poll

Rep. Mike Pence (R-IN) has won the Family Research Council’s presidential straw poll at the Values Voters Summit in Washington, DC. Yesterday Pence told convention attendees that God will smite the United States if the GOP doesn’t win control of Congress in November. Pence, chair of the House Republican conference, received 24% of the vote, edging the winner of the …

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NYC’s Niketown Closed Due To Bedbugs

Nike’s national flagship store in Manhattan has been closed due to bedbugs infestation. The massive East 57th Street Niketown location is a fave of tourists and shoppers with its array of shoes, clothes and gizmos, and officials said they’d like to just-do-it and reopen as soon as possible. “It’s one of our most popular stores,” said Nike spokesman Kijuan Wilkins. …

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MONTANA: Republican Party Wants To “Keep Homosexual Acts Illegal”

The Montana GOP refuses to remove a call to “keep homosexual acts illegal”, which falls under the “Crime” section of their party platform, despite the Supreme Court’s 2003 Lawrence ruling. In fact, they are keeping the plank even though Montana’s own state Supreme Court struck down a ban on gay sex six years before SCOTUS. Montana GOP executive director Bowen …

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Children Of The Corn Clown Car

The Duggars and their nineteen crotch-fruit won the “Pro-Family Entertainment Award” at the Family Research Council’s Values Voter Summit yesterday, where human clown car Michelle Duggar railed against abortion and contraception. And then the children of the corn took out their violins and sang about the righteousness of Jeesbus and the cold, cold loneliness of being just one of nineteen …

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WISCONSIN: Sen. Russ Feingold Vs. Teabagger Ron Johnson A Toss-Up

Three term incumbent Sen. Russ Feingold is tied in the polling averages against anti-gay teabagger Ron Johnson, who believes that “freedom of religion does NOT mean freedom FROM religion.” The latest Rasmussen poll, released yesterday, puts Johnson in a seven point lead, although many claim Rasmussen has a distinct GOP bias. While both candidates are holding their respective party’s voters …

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