Joe.My.God. LGBT News

A northern Mexican state approved gay unions yesterday. Coahuila, population 2.3 million, borders Texas and hosts hundreds of maquiladoras, factories set up by U.S. companies to exploit the cheap local labor pool. Crazy. It’s just about the last place in this hemisphere that I’d expect to approve gay unions. Today Coahuila, tomorrow Oaxaca!

Yesterday’s open thread made me snap this pic of Miss Lee’s establishment on East 60th Street near Bloomingdales. Somebody told me yesterday that visiting a psychic was just as satisfying and therapeutic as seeing a professional therapist. I’d buy that. Hey, are there any psychic therapists? “I predict that it’s all your mother’s fault.”

Yesterday I got an email from a friend who recently left NYC for Fort Lauderdale: Hopefully by the time Spring rolls around, I’ll be back in NYC full-time. I don’t know how you handled living down here. I am BORED OUT OF MY MIND. The only thing saving my sanity is that I have some decent friends down here. I …

Red: Bush Approval RatingBlue: War Worth It.Green: Did Right Thing/Not A Mistake.(via – Andrew Sullivan)Over on The National Review, John Derbyshire nicely sums up the bizarre logic Bush handed us last night: —-We can’t leave Iraq without a victory.—-Unless Maliki & Co. get their act together, we can’t achieve victory.—-If Maliki & Co. don’t get their act together, we’ll leave. …

I found this giant Red-Tailed Hawk enjoying a pigeon in Central Park. A nearby photographer mentioned that this particular hawk is the son of the famous Pale Male, the hawk that lives on Mary Tyler Moore’s balcony and has created so much controversy. I say we import another couple of thousand hawks. Kill all dem pigeons! Kill ’em now! Related: …

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Farewell to Lily Munster, my favorite sitcom mom. 1. “Oh, Marilyn… the circles under your eyes. How lovely you look today.” 2. “Eddie! You better start dawdling, or you’re going to be on time for school!” 3. “Have you done everything? Have you put away your toys and brushed your fangs?”

OK, you trollbusters out there, here’s a class project. Some of you have noted and responded to “Regina Griggs”, recently trolling the JMG comments. (The real Regina Griggs is the media spokes-hater for Parents & Friends Of Ex-Gays.) Let’s engage the JMG brain-trust out there and see what y’all can do with the Fake Regina’s IP address: (redacted). I understand …

“I’m a big fan of K-Fed, that’s who I want to marry. What did he do that was so wrong? She’s the idiot. She’s the one who gave him the Ferrari. Who gives a Ferrari to rough trade? Who could blame him for taking it?” – John Waters..