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Lisa “Shelley” Simpson

Man, I’ve posted some ugly mugs today. How about an adorable kitty in pearls to cleanse your visual palate? I finally put away my suitcase from last month’s trip to San Francisco and came across the pearls that were given out to celebrate the Trocadero’s 30th (pearl) anniversary. And since Shelley was sitting right there, I couldn’t resist.

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The Imperial President Strikes Again

Yesterday, without consulting Congress or the nation, our ignoble leader signed a deal with Iraq that establishes a defacto permanent U.S. military presence there. The Iraqi Parliament met in secret to discuss the deal before Bush signed it over a secure video conference with Prime Minister al-Maliki. President Bush on Monday signed a deal setting the foundation for a potential …

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Cognitive Dissonance

Dugout, Sunday, 7pm Guy 1: So when I didn’t hear from him, I logged back into Manhunt under a fake name and picture and chatted him up, pretending to be 25 years old. Guy 2: And he invited the fake-you over to fuck. Guy 1: Totally! He did! Why am I the only real person on Manhunt?.

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Flashback: January 2001

Here’s a pic taken in the Oval Office in January 2001 as President Al Gore graciously showed George W. Bush where he would have been working, had the Supreme Court approved his attempt to steal the election. As you know, shortly after this photo was taken, rampant peace broke out worldwide, the Earth cooled by several degrees, and Britney Spears …

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Stop Scaring Ann Coulter!

Poor Ann Coulter is so upset by her hate mail that she has had her address removed from the public record in Palm Beach County, Florida. People who petition the county can have their homes removed from the property appraisers’ rolls if they can demonstrate they are the victims of stalking or harassment. Coulter, 45, has called Democratic presidential candidate …

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Larry Flynt Wades Into Lott/Hooker Story

It gets mysteriouser. BigHeadDC is now claiming that Larry Flynt has confirmed the Trent Lott / hooker story. Here’s what has been posted on LarryFlynt.com under a pull-quote about the BigHeadDC story: HUSTLER Magazine has received numerous inquiries regarding the involvement of Larry Flynt and HUSTLER in the resignation of Trent Lott. Senator Lott has been the target of an …

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Swag Tuesday

Courtesy of Universal/Motown, this week’s Swag Tuesday trinket is rising pop star Mika’s new performance DVD, Mika: Live In Cartoon Motion, now available online and at retailers everywhere. Live In Cartoon Motion, captures the star at his show stopping best, thrilling a sold-out audience of 4,000 fans at France’s famed L’Olympia venue. Mika’s Live In Cartoon Motion marks the first …

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Trent Lott In Gay Escort Scandal???
Is It Blovember Once Again?

Mere hours after the announcement of his resignation, Sen. Trent Lott is the subject of a rapidly spreading story regarding his possible involvement with a gay hooker. It’s Blovember 2006 all over again! Political blog Big Head DC has broken the story, but the site has crashed due to overwhelming traffic. Here’s their complete post in the meantime: Once upon …

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The Barack Oprabama Tour

Oprah Winfrey will go on a three-state bus tour with Barack Obama next month, starting with key early primary state Iowa, then moving on to South Carolina and New Hampshire. To my mind, there is no other celebrity in the country whose endorsement could sway more voters than Oprah, particularly with women, who might otherwise be Clinton supporters. Who could …

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