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James Dobson Steps Down At FOF

“James Dobson has assisted millions of Americans in bringing up children in more positive and constructive homes and communities. By doing so, he has created wealth by helping people thrive. If his work has spared even one child a life of drugs or criminality, he has improved the human condition. There is no limit to the market for those who …

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Victoria Jackson, Still Not Funny

Former SNL cast member Victoria Jackson, who has starred in nothing but her own child-voiced mind since she was fired from the show 18 years ago, has become a darling of the Tea Party crowd for her Obama=Hitler, Obama=Communist ukulele shtick. If you stand it, here’s her latest.

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Today In Frivolous Lawsuits

A women in Queens is suing a local wig shop because as she was trying on a Diana Ross wig, the saleswoman accidentally knocked a plastic mannequin head onto her foot, leaving the customer unable to have sex with her husband. Her lawyer says that nerve damage has left his client unable to curl her toes. Or her husband’s, somehow.

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SF: Three Men Arrested In Anti-Gay Drive-By BB Gun Shooting

If you think it’s hilarious to drive around shooting a BB gun at suspected homos, you probably shouldn’t videotape yourself doing it. The victim of Friday’s attack was walking on the 3200 block of 16th Street near Guerrero Street about 10 p.m. when a car pulled up and someone inside opened fire with a BB rifle, police said. The man …

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Broadway Friday

– Neil Patrick Harris will star in a mixed live action/animated version of The Smurfs. NPH will be live, Alan Cumming and Jonathan Winters will be animated. NPH is also slated to guest star in an upcoming episode of Glee. – Ugly Betty stars Vanessa Williams and Michael Urie will co-host this year’s 76th Annual Drama League Awards on May …

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COLLUSION: People Knew Roy Ashburn Was Gay And They Said Nothing

At least two California newspapers and the openly gay mayor of West Sacramento knew anti-gay state Sen. Roy Ashburn was gay and yet they said nothing. On Wednesday, Ashburn was arrested for DUI while leaving a Sacramento gay bar in the company of as yet unidentified man. Last summer an editor at Ashburn’s hometown paper, the Bakersfield Californian, heard that …

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Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch Cherry Bomb

I’ll admit I’m quite skeptical about the coming Runaways biopic. But holy crap, this cast cover of their 1976 proto-punk classic Cherry Bomb totally does NOT suck. Just true enough to the original and different enough too. Dakota Fanning, who knew? (Yes, I was rocking the original on 8-track in my ’73 Lemans. Suck it, kiddies.)

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