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Last night Jon Stewart claimed that this is his account.

The vote took place at 1am with most of the Democrats out of the chamber, sending the entire room into chants of “Shame! Shame! Shame!”

“Government doesn’t endow people with the ability to procreate the species. The Creator takes care of that. Like all unalienable rights, those associated with the natural family exist in consequence of this endowment. A couple that cannot, by nature, procreate has no claim to those rights. Nor can government grant them a semblance of it without impairing the claims of …

The Family Research Council has posted a “DOMA Alert” bulletin for its followers to print out and distribute at their churches. The document provides the number for the Capitol switchboard and includes a reminder that homosexuals and male prostitutes will never be allowed into heaven. Female hookers apparently get right in.

It turns out there’s another name for that Manhattan phenomenon commonly called “sidewalk rage.” While it sounds like an oxymoron, altruistic punishment is basically how social norms get enforced. So when you expel a huffy “Excuse me!” to the rude sidewalk clogger in front of you who has stopped midstride to check his BlackBerry, you’re trying to discourage behavior that …

“The administration seems to be coordinating these efforts with the assault on marriage in the states. Yesterday, within two hours of the President’s statement, a document was quietly filed in the Proposition 8 lawsuit. And not just any document, but a 23-page motion that noted the Justice Department’s withdrawal from the DOMA case as a reason to lift the stay …

1952’s Singing In The Rain, starring Gene Kelly, Debbie Reynolds, Jean Hagen, and Donald O’Connor.

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