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Today’s email from Eugene Delgaudio, the self-named Public Advocate of the Unites States, comes with a photo of a frog attached. Because somebody out there has been calling poor Eugene some really really mean names. Like “frog-faced.” And the 300 other names listed below. But you know what would make him feel better? If you sent him some money. Right …

The Marine Corps has issued a memo declaring that May 31st is the deadline to complete its training for the implementation of the repeal of DADT. Six months from repeal to the completion of training is a timetable with which we should all be satisfied, yes? OutServe has the full (and all caps) memo. An excerpt: SUCCESSFUL IMPLEMENTATION DEPENDS ON …

How many visual references to Madonna can you spot? UPDATE: This video has been blocked by the Sony Music Sales Prevention team. You can still view it here.

“You’re Christian. You’re single. Find God’s match for you.” Apparently God is the sysop at ChristianMingle.com. Probably not at Manhunt, we’re guessing.

According to U.S. embassy cables released by Wikileaks, Ugandan panelists at a 2009 United Nations seminar on human rights openly mocked activist David Kato as he attempted to deliver his speech denouncing his country’s still-pending “kill the gays” bill. Attending the meeting were the bill’s author, Ugandan MP David Behati, and Pastor Martin “Eat Da Poo Poo” Ssempa. Kato was …

On the BBC’s Fast And Loose, panelists wearing noise-blocking headphones must discern the title of the song being acted out by comedian David Armand. Sort of like ASL for the hearing. Previous installments of this bit are here.

A New Jersey woman has filed a $5M class action lawsuit against NYC-based discount retailer Century 21 because when she returned items for a cash refund, she didn’t get 80 cents in credit for the coupon she’d used when making the original purchase. In Manhattan federal court papers, Tova Gerson claims she used a coupon, good for $5 off a …

Karl Rove says the White House is deliberately allowing the birther movement to fester because it makes conservatives look stupid and detracts attention from Obama’s failings.

After suffering through a long year of negative press and calls for boycotts over their sizable donation to an anti-gay group, Target has published new guidelines to corporate giving. The new policies appear to install tighter executive review of proposed donations. The Washington Blade’s Chris Johnson reports: Jessica Carlson, spokesperson for Target, said the change was enacted within the last …