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PhoboQuotable – Robert Knight

“It’s a good thing Barack Obama is not in charge of defending the law of gravity, or we’d all be floating up to an airless death. Allow me to take off the gloves. As one who helped draft the first version of the Defense of Marriage Act, I regard Obama’s order on Feb. 23 to Attorney General Eric Holder to …

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Loony Tunes Pastor Janet Porter Schedules Fetus To “Testify” On Ohio Abortion Bill

Lunatic preacher Janet Porter, who regularly calls on God to strike down the U.S. government, is pulling another one of her whackadoodle stunts. A fetus has been scheduled as a legislative witness in Ohio on a unique bill that proposes outlawing abortions after the first heartbeat can be medically detected. Faith2Action, the anti-abortion group that has targeted Ohio to pilot …

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GOP House Majority Leader Eric Cantor Vows DOMA Defense Move By Friday

House Majority Leader Eric Cantor said last night that a GOP plan to defend DOMA will be in place by the end of the week. Cantor’s announcement came as the GOP completely ended unemployment and the nation’s budget crisis, as promised. “I stand by [Boehner’s] commitment to make that happen,” Cantor (R-Va.) said Monday afternoon at a press conference, promising …

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New Orleans Pastor Grant Storms: I Was Totally Jerking Off In My Van

The Jefferson Parish Sheriff’s Office said today that anti-gay New Orleans Pastor Grant Storms admitted to them that he was masturbating in his van by that playground. But Storms says he wasn’t actually watching any children, therefore the obscenity charge shouldn’t stick. Reverend Grant Storms was booked on Friday after his arrest at Lafreniere Park. Witnesses told investigators they saw …

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