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Noisy Neighbors

After buying a new condo, a San Francisco man is upset because he wasn’t warned in advance that his downstairs neighbor is into noisy leather sex. And now he can’t let his ten year-old son move in. Hagerty said all was well until he announced that he intended to remove the carpet and padding in his unit to help with …

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Tea Party Founder On Bin Laden

“Osama’s body should have not been immediately buried. We should have told everyone that the body was wrapped in pig fat before burial. Why? It is not just the visceral insult. It is sending a message. Contrary to what the politically correct say, Osama does represent the mainstream of Islam. By defiling the body, we say that you are not …

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Quote Of The Day – Sen. Ruben Diaz

“Everyone should realize that we’re not hiring Ricky Martin, Elton John or Rosie Perez to attract people to our event. There won’t be any paid superstars or celebrities to draw crowds. Whoever joins us will do so because they support traditional marriage. It’s important to know that whoever comes to this rally will be there because they support the growing …

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CANADA: Conservatives Win Majority

Canada’s Conservative Party swept into the majority in yesterday’s national elections. Canadian voters have radically redrawn the country’s political landscape, handing the Conservative Party its long-sought majority in an election that decimated the Bloc Québécois and humbled the Liberals. For the first time in history, the New Democratic Party will form the Official Opposition after an extraordinary breakthrough that propelled …

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NYC’s “Taxi Of Tomorrow” Chosen

After a year-long contest to pick a replacement for the discontinued Ford Crown Victoria, New York City has selected a boring-ass Nissan minivan as its new “taxi of tomorrow.” Passed over was the much cooler futuristic entry from Turkey’s Karsan, which had pledged to manufacture its taxis in Brooklyn. Nissan now gets a ten-year exclusive contract to provide taxis to …

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