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Jeebus Would Knock The Shit Out Of You

“Jesus said both to turn the other cheek and to bring a sword to defend oneself. So let’s not simply quote one thing he said as if it were the only thing he said. Furthermore, quoting Bible verses against assault or persecution is not appropriate in regards to MMA, because such verses do not refer to a regulated sporting competition …

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Texas Rejects Confederate Plate

But they’ve yet to decide about a proposed plate which features “the three crosses of Calvary” and the tagline: “One State Under God.” Proceeds from the plate would be directed to proselytizing for Christianity. Yup.

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Obama Hints At Campaign Strategy

This sounds like a winner. “We may just run clips of the Republican debates verbatim,” he added. “We won’t even comment on them, we’ll just run those in a loop on Univision and Telemundo, and people can make up their own minds.” The president was speaking to Hispanic journalists, obvs.

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Burning Man To Launch Ticket Lottery

In 2011, Burning Man sold out for the first time in 25 years. Next year, there will be a new way to get tickets. The process will require ticket seekers to register by price tier during a two-week period that has yet to be announced. They will then go through several lottery rounds for each pricing tier, and the ones …

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