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More Mildly Interesting Trivia

75% of JMG traffic is domestic. Canada is next with 6%, then the UK with 3%. After that, it’s all 1% and fractions thereof. And let’s wave hello to our lone daily readers from Lesotho, Tajikistan, and Kazakhstan!

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Petrus And Javelin

GQ Magazine has learned the code names that the Secret Service is using for GOP candidates. Those with Secret Service protection are allowed to chose their own names if they want to. According to multiple campaign sources, Mitt Romney elected to call himself “Javelin.” And Rick Santorum chose “Petrus.” The use of code words to refer to candidates are a …

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Firemen In Drag Battle Truck Blaze

Two Minnesota volunteer firemen wearing evening gowns stopped off on their way to a St. Patrick’s Day parade to grab hoses and battle a truck fire. I learned about this incident while watching Illinois primary on Fox News last night. Their news ticker read: “Heroes In Drag.” Seriously.

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Hate Group Rallies In Iowa

“If we want marriage equality, let’s just stop for a second. Why stop at same-sex marriage? Why not have polygamy? Why not have a dad marry his son or marry his daughter? If we’re going to have marriage equality, let’s open this puppy up and let’s have marriage equality. Otherwise, let’s stick to the way God designed it – one …

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