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The Freedom From Religion Foundation is pissed off: Our constitution grants sovereignty not to a deity or a ‘holy book,’ but to ‘We, the People.’ There is no reference to God, the bible, the Ten Commandments or Jesus in the U.S. Constitution, just as there are no references to ‘consent of the governed,’ ‘civil liberties’ or ‘democracy’ in the bible. …

Via Chris Johnson at Washington Blade: The White House announced on Friday it plans to host a series of LGBT conferences throughout the country in early 2012 so the public can “hear directly” from the administration on efforts “to ensure health, well-being, security, justice, and equality for LGBT Americans.” In a statement, the White House identified the White House LGBT …

1955’s The Tall Men with Clark Gable and Jane Russell.

Smack in the middle of their Valentine’s Day candy display, Walgreens is selling Extenze, the hilariously scamtastic cock embiggener currently being pitched by porcine porn star Ron Jeremy. “Happy Valentine’s Day, darling. Here, you should try this.”

“Ever the tree-hugger, the commander-in-chief ordered the U.S. Department of Defense to turn its attention from satellite and human intelligence gathering to climate research and development. In other words, he is instructing our brave military men and women to cease defending our borders and fight the new terrorist threat — global warming. In all fairness to the president, maybe his …