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Bishop Demetrio Fernandez: The UN Wants To Turn Half The World Into Homosexuals
Taking advantage of the landslide election of Spain’s right-wing Popular Party, the Catholic Church is ramping up its call for the repeal of same-sex marriage. Because the United Nations has a secret plan to turn half of the world gay! SRSLY. During his Boxing Day sermon, the Bishop of Córdoba, Demetrio Fernández, said there was a conspiracy by the United …
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On TN’s ‘License To Bully’ Bill
Tops Are Just As Damned As Bottoms
God’s Gentle People have re-translated the Bible to make it more clear that homosexual tops are just as damned as “passive” participants in man-on-man sex. “Debates among Christians about the teaching of the Bible on homosexuality over the last twenty years sparked considerable scholarly interest in relevant words and texts,” said Moo in an interview with The Christian Post. “This …
Read More »Quote Of The Day – Maureen Dowd
“New Hampshire’s feisty voters don’t seem as enraptured with Santorum’s rigid conservatism and sweater vests as evangelical voters in Iowa were. Many are pushing back on the wacky worldview of Senator Slash, as Santorum was once known for his vicious attacks on Bill Clinton and other Democrats. He bashes President Obama as a European-style socialist and preaches fiscal conservatism. “Yet …
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Rick Perry: I’d Re-Invade Iraq
Pat Buchanan Suspended By MSNBC
Pat Buchanan has been “indefinitely suspended” by MSNBC over his new book, which minority groups feel is racist. Buchanan, a former GOP presidential candidate and a paid MSNBC contributor, hasn’t been on the network since the publication of his book “Suicide of a Superpower” last October. The book has chapters titled “The End of White America” and “The Death of …
Read More »BREAKING: The GOP Hates Gays
LGBT rights got a lot more play at last night’s debate than at the previous ones. Result: predictable. And when Gingrich launched into his “Christians are oppressed” diatribe, the anti-gay haters went crazy with glee on Twitter.
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