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Poll Shows 43% Of Americans Are Nuts

They should repeat this poll in light of last night’s result. The Jan. 8 survey involved 756 people who were up to date on Tebow. The youthful 18-to-29-year-old demographic was the one most apt to believe that it isn’t just the football gods who are smiling on Tebow, with 52.3% saying yes to the Divine Intervention theory. Among ethnic groups, …

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The Focus On The Family Story

Focus On The Family has jumped on the publicity created by yesterday’s NFL ad by posting the below clip. In case you didn’t know, the Family Research Council, an SPLC-certified hate group, is a spinoff from Focus. In 1992 the FRC left the Focus umbrella group and became “independent” out of concerns that FRC’s political activism was endangering the tax-exempt …

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Lottery Billboard Smashes BQE

A massive illegal billboard promoting the Mega Millions lottery came crashing down onto the Brooklyn-Queens Expressway on Friday. Officials at the Department of Buildings say advertisements at the location are illegal. “It’s a miracle that nobody got hurt, because this is always busy, especially around 2 o’clock,” said one resident. “I ride my bike up Meeker Avenue all the time—warm, …

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Iran: U.S. Helped Kill Our Scientist

Iran claims to have proof that the United States was behind this week’s murder of one of their leading nuclear scientists. The IRNA state news agency said Saturday that Iran’s Foreign Ministry has sent a diplomatic letter to the U.S. saying that it has “evidence and reliable information” that the CIA provided “guidance, support and planning” to assassins “directly involved” …

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RuPaul On “Tranny”

“In the ACT UP age we called ourselves queers because we earned the right, we took the word back. But in reality, once you go even deeper, you know, you have to come from intent. And black folks call themselves the n-word all the time. It’s because the intent is coming from a place of love. If the intent is …

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Homocon Quote Of The Day

“Here’s my main thing with gays. You want people to accept you, you want people to give you rights, and you want people to be nice to you. And yet when I go out in public, you guys are the most sickest, nastiest people I’ve ever seen. You make sure you flaunt your gayness in front of everybody. I’ve never …

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Status Updates From Beyond The Grave

Thanks to a new Facebook app, you can send messages to your online friends from beyond the grave. Which isn’t creepy at all! The app, called If I Die, lets users record a video farewell or text message, then save it — hopefully for a very long time — before the moment comes that you shuffle off this vale of …

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Children Of The NFL Corn

As Tim Tebow embarrassed himself in front of God and all the other white people in heaven, his masters at Focus On The Family ran their beyond creepy tribute to brainwashing. UPDATE: A petition has already been posted on Change.org that demands an apology from CBS.

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