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Surreal.

Former GOP Sen. Larry Craig is trying to wriggle out of charges that he used campaign funds to defend himself after his 2007 bust in that Minneapolis airport men’s room. Craig is hoping to avoid repaying $217,000 in campaign funds the Federal Election Commission claims he misused to defend himself. The FEC sued Craig in June in U.S. District Court …

As of midnight last night, NYC time.

That’s what Herman Cain claims Cathy told him, at least. Cain also claims that Cathy told him the chain did $30M in sales on Wednesday.

At a campaign stop in Las Vegas, today reporters asked Mitt Romney about the national chicken flap. His response: “Those are not things that are part of my campaign. [But] I’m not going to tell other people what to talk about.” Over on Twitter, Bryan Fischer and Porno Pete are screaming bloody murder that Romney wouldn’t weigh in.

“Blowjobs are an extremely delicate thing.”

No lefties in shot put?

Earlier today I reported about Adam Smith, the straight Arizona biotech CFO who was fired yesterday for berating a Chick-Fil-A drive-thru employee and then posting a YouTube clip of the incident. According to Smith, who is the married father of four children, two of whom were adopted with special needs, his family has been receiving death threats from God’s Gentle …

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is in Uganda today to discuss U.S. funding to address that nation’s burgeoning HIV/AIDS pandemic. Via White House press release: Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton, joined by Uganda’s Minister of Health Dr. Christine Ondoa, on August 3, 2012, in Kampala, Uganda, highlighted the additional $25 million the U.S. government recently committed to help Uganda …