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In the early days of JMG, I posted a verbatim compilation of messages I’d received on Manhunt.net, the gay sex hook-up site. Here is an updating of that list, including some of the originals.-Hey dud! -U R Hott! Put that in the sexy place! -I am *completely* uninhabited. -Tonight I’m feeling VERY ranchy, how about u? -Are you interested in …

For all your manscaping needs, Norelco has just come out with its first down-under hair trimmer, the cordless Bodygroom, “the safe and easy way to trim everything from the neck down”. Bears should note that it does not appear to come with an attachment for reaching your back. Visit ShaveEverywhere for some really funny flash. (via Mike, I Am) UPDATE: …

Our final parody of the Exodus “Ex-Gay” billboard campaign comes to us from Johnny of Johnny Is A Man. In other fucking hilarious Xtian news, in DC last week there was a rally to PRAY for lower gas prices. So…many…jokes…..must lie down. (via By The Bayou)

Joe: So I think I hurt my brain. Johnny: Huh? Joe: I walked through the living room last night and Amazing Surreal Next Runway Idol was on. Or something. Johnny: Hey! I watch those. Joe: My exposure was 15 seconds, tops. Today I can’t name a single state capital. Coincidence? Johnny: what am state? Joe: See. Johnny: me am likey …

Last week CNN.com published the results of its readers poll which asked the question, “What is the worst pop song of all time?” This poll occurs from time to time in various publications and I found CNN’s results unsurprising, other than the appearance of the gay camp classic, Charlene’s I’ve Never Been To Me, which came in at #4. But …

In 2000, I happen to be in Sacramento, the state capital, on the day of California’s sesquicentennial celebration. Amidst all the pomp and circumstance of paying tribute to the state’s 150th birthday, there was a sizable counter-demonstration, staged by immigration reform activists. Passing by that rally, I saw a demonstrator’s sign whose message has lingered on my mind to this …