Trump Lies

Trump Spew: Buy American Eagle Jeans, Boycott Woke Jaguar, And I Still Really Hate Woke Loser Taylor Swift

“Sydney Sweeney, a registered Republican, has the ‘HOTTEST’ ad out there. It’s for American Eagle, and the jeans are ‘flying off the shelves.’ Go get ‘em Sydney! On the other side of the ledger, Jaguar did a stupid, and seriously WOKE advertisement, THAT IS A TOTAL DISASTER! The CEO just resigned in disgrace, and the company is in absolute turmoil. …

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Trump: “Radical Left Concocted Fake Jobs Report”

“Last weeks Job’s Report was RIGGED, just like the numbers prior to the Presidential Election were Rigged. That’s why, in both cases, there was massive, record setting revisions, in favor of the Radical Left Democrats. Those big adjustments were made to cover up, and level out, the FAKE political numbers that were CONCOCTED in order to make a great Republican …

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Trump Lies About Job Number Revisions Under Biden

The Washington Post reports: President Donald Trump said Sunday night that he would announce a replacement Bureau of Labor Statistics commissioner “some time over the next few days” and baselessly claimed again that the bureau’s former chief — whom he fired Friday — had made revisions to the jobs report as part of a “scam.” Revisions to jobs reports are …

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Trump: “We’ve Cut Drug Prices By 1500%” [VIDEO]

The Huffington Post reports: Donald Trump’s math on cutting drug prices didn’t add up. Again. The actual amount of the “tremendous drop” in cost that Trump boasted about had critics scratching their heads. “You know, we’ve cut drug prices by 1,200, 1,300, 1,400, 1,500%,” said Trump. “I don’t mean 50%. I mean 14, 1,500%,” he added. But as many on social …

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The Onion: “Trump Still Polling Well With Pedophiles”

The Onion reports: Despite the president’s sagging approval rating overall, a Gallup Poll released Tuesday confirmed that Donald Trump’s support remained overwhelmingly strong among working-class American pedophiles. “Even though his polling numbers among Americans who are not sexually attracted to children have hit a second-term low, the president’s approval rating is still an impressive 80% among child rapists with household …

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FCC Chair: Colbert Got Axed Because He Isn’t Funny, Trump Now Gets To “Decide What Works In The Media”

“One of the things that the new buyers of CBS have committed to is unbiased fact-based reporting. They’re going to report on a wide variety of political and ideological perspectives. They’re committing to getting rid of invidious forms of DEI discrimination, reinvest in local journalism. So I think it’s a great win for the American people. “It’s great to have, …

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Importers Say That Trump’s Tariffs Could Ruin Xmas

Axios reports: The Christmas business is typically pretty cheerful, but not this year: Companies that import and sell Christmas trees, twinkling lights and other holiday decorations say they’ve been hammered by tariffs. You’ll likely pay more for holiday supplies, and have fewer products to choose from — industry leaders are even warning about possible shortages. Christmas executives (yes, that’s a …

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Ministry Of Truth Calls Jobs Report “Propaganda”

“The data can’t be propaganda. The data has to be something you can trust, because decision makers throughout the economy trust that these are the data that they can build a factory because they believe, or cut interest rates because they believe. And if the data aren’t that good, then it’s a real problem for the US. So imagine if …

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WH Won’t Fulfill Trump’s Pledge Of IVF Coverage

The Washington Post reports: The White House does not plan to require health insurers to provide coverage for in vitro fertilization services, two people with knowledge of internal discussions said, even though the idea was one of President Donald Trump’s key campaign pledges. Last year, Trump said that if he returned to office, the government would either pay for IVF …

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DOJ Denies That Voldemort Ordered “3000 Or More” ICE Arrests Per Day (Voldemort Said So On Fox News)

Politico reports: Stephen Miller was unequivocal: Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers would seek to arrest 3,000 or more immigrants per day, a staggering target that he said was necessary to carry out President Donald Trump’s mass deportation agenda. “Under President Trump’s leadership, we are looking to set a goal of a minimum of 3,000 arrests for ICE every day and …

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Kim Jong-Trump Again “Wins” Own Golf Tournament

The Palm Beach Post reports: His boasts now have become legendary. Trump, who never loses an event at one of his tournaments, once said he won a club championship when he didn’t play the first round, crowned himself winner of a Senior Club Championship when nobody saw him play and said he won an event at Bedminster shooting a 67 …

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Trump Rages “Tell Cryin’ Chuck Schumer To Go To Hell” After Senate Blocks His Nominees And Heads To Recess

CNN reports: Hours after President Donald Trump told Senate Democratic leader Chuck Schumer to “go to hell” in a Saturday post on social media, the Senate headed into recess without reaching a deal over confirming Trump’s nominees. Senate Republican leader John Thune, Schumer and the White House had been engaged in a round of intense talks to end the standoff …

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$50M In US Food Aid Sits Rotting In GA Warehouse

The Washington Post reports: “DESTROY” stickers were affixed this week to hundreds of cases of U.S.-branded food aid — 15,000 pounds’ worth — that have languished for months in a Georgia warehouse and then expired before they could be sent overseas to famine-stricken areas like Sudan. And Mana Nutrition’s warehouse holds plenty more of the peanut paste, a crucial element …

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Labor Sec Hails Rise In Jobs for “Native-Born Workers”

“We’ve seen positive job growth. We have seen consumer confidence go up. We’ve seen unemployment hold steady. While we could have seen better jobs numbers, right now we’re seeing American workers are being put first — native-born workers account for all of the job growth and that’s key. We’re setting the table for a positive economy and the American worker …

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Huckabee And Witkoff Blasted For Gaza PR Stunt

NBC News reports: Accompanied by the Israeli military, Trump’s Middle East envoy Steve Witkoff visited an aid distribution site in southern Gaza run by the U.S. and Israeli-backed Gaza Humanitarian Foundation, where hundreds of Palestinians waited desperately behind barbed wire for food. “Incredible feat!” Mike Huckabee, the U.S. ambassador to Israel, who accompanied Witkoff, said in a post on X …

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Trump Claims He’ll Personally Pay For $200M Ballroom

CNN reports: Renderings provided by the White House depict a vast space with gold and crystal chandeliers, gilded Corinthian columns, a coffered ceiling with gold inlays, gold floor lamps and a checkered marble floor. Three walls of arched windows look out over the White House’s south grounds. The gold-and-white style closely mimics the Louis XIV-style main event room at Mar-a-Lago. …

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Trump Floats Pardons For Maxwell, Diddy, And Santos

Newsmax reports: President Donald Trump demurred on whether he would pardon Ghislaine Maxwell, Sean “Diddy” Combs, and former Republican Rep. George Santos, telling Newsmax he’s been asked to pardon only one of them to date. In a wide-ranging and exclusive interview with “Finnerty” host Rob Finnerty at the White House on Friday, Trump said he has the power to pardon …

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Trump Gushes Over Karoline Leavitt’s Lips [VIDEO]

AlterNet reports: Newsmax host Rob Finnerty asked Trump about Leavitt’s performance during her daily press briefings, and Trump complimented her skills as his administration’s chief spokesperson — as well as her looks. “She’s become a star. It’s that face, it’s that brain, it’s those lips, the way they move, they move like — she’s a machine gun,” Trump said, noticeably …

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Restaurant Group: Tariffs Will Spike Cost Of Dining Out

The Associated Press reports: The National Restaurant Association, which represents more than 1 million U.S. eateries and food service providers, said Friday that tariffs could increase the cost of popular menu items like coffee and hamburgers as well as ingredients like spices. Michelle Korsmo, the president and CEO of the association, said restaurants operate on such tight margins that the …

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Democrats Roast Trump For Firing Labor Commissioner: “He’s Shooting The Messenger, This Is Pure Soviet Shit”

Politico reports: “What does a bad leader do when they get bad news? Shoot the messenger,” Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer said in a floor speech moments after Trump’s post. “That’s just what happened with the head of the Bureau of Labor Statistics.” “Instead of helping people get good jobs, Donald Trump just fired the statistician who reported bad jobs …

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