Teabagistan

Yuk, yuk, yuk. Via The Hill: Republican presidential candidate Carly Fiorina plays with puppies in a new video, suggesting that they stand in for her GOP rivals as she prepares for Tuesday night’s debate. “Ya know, President Obama ate one of your cousins,” Fiorina tells a dog in the Independent Journal video before turning to the camera and adding, “Vote …

“If a few of those people that are now dead, if a few of those people had guns strapped to their ankles or strapped to their waists, you wouldn’t have the problem, right?” Trump said. “If I were there, I’m licensed to carry, I will tell you this, if I were there, if somebody were there, if we had some …

CNN reports: Marco Rubio is making a play for “traditional values” voters with a new campaign ad targeting those who Rubio says “feel out of place in our own country.” “A government incredibly out of touch, and millions with traditional values branded bigots and haters,” Rubio said. The pitch is a pointed appeal to the Republican Party’s social conservative base, …

Andrew Husband writes: Republican presidential candidate Ted Cruz seems to think the force is on his side, because he tweeted out a fan edit featuring footage of his campaign combined with audio from the final Star Wars: The Force Awakens trailer. The countdown until Disney’s legal team files a cease and desist with YouTube begins… now.

“I have a political crush, but one I couldn’t vote for today – because she ran for office in France. Marion Maréchal-Le Pen is the new deserved ‘It Girl’ of French politics and a clear voice of courage and common sense in a country and continent in need of both. “In 2012, she earned the distinction of being France’s youngest …

Via Mediaite: Protesters disrupted Donald Trump‘s Las Vegas rally tonight, and as they were dragged away, some of the rallygoers shouted them down. Some protesters could be heard chanting “Black Lives Matter!” and in various videos posted tonight, the Trump supporters can be heard shouting pretty blunt things. As security tried to remove a black protester, one rallygoer shouted, “Light …

Donald Trump today issued his long-promised health report and as you’d expect it’s as bloviating as its subject. Apparently Trump’s doctor has examined every president since George Washington. Take it away, Mediaite: There’s a lot to unpack here, so let’s look at Trump’s announcement first. He writes on Facebook that he is “proud to share this report,” which he claims …

“Obama’s legion of minions, by the way, still claim to this day that Trump’s repeated calls for Obama to release his birth certificate also ‘disqualify’ him from running for president. “One in-the-tank supporter, Gloria Steinem, had this to say: ‘He was a birther. He should be disqualified on the single fact he was accusing President Obama of not being a …

The Des Moines Register reports: Seven weeks from the caucuses, Ted Cruz is crushing it in Iowa. The anti-establishment congressional agitator has made a rapid ascent into the lead in the GOP presidential race here, with a 21 percentage-point leap that smashes records for upsurges in recent Iowa caucuses history. Donald Trump, now 10 points below Cruz, was in a …

The internet’s most foul homocon has grandly given all straight people permission to call you a “faggot.” Milo Whatsisopoulos writes: I like faggot because my fellow butt pirates have insisted on “reclaiming” the word queer to make it inoffensive–the slimy, preening bastards. I also like faggot because it’s the go-to slur used by image boards, where identity politics is considered …

Donald Trump went off on Ted Cruz and Hillary Clinton in this morning’s interview on Fox News Sunday. Mediaite recaps: Trump told Chris Wallace on Fox News Sunday Cruz is not qualified to be president because he lacks the right temperament and judgment. He said that Cruz has conducted himself in the Senate “like a little bit of a maniac” …

“Look, this phrase ‘muslims’ is simply a PC code word to cover the reality of all these THIRD WORLD peoples invading OUR country. Don’t you realize that in about 2025, if these trends continue, White people will become a continuing MINORITY in our own land(s)? “Unless Trump plans on ruling by Presidential Decree, I don’t see how he would implement …

Yesterday Ted Cruz appeared to disparage Donald Trump in a private meeting with supporters. Trump responded this morning by encouraging Cruz to bring it on, prompting many outlets to declare to that the gloves were finally coming off. Judging by this afternoon’s tweet from Cruz, he’s not quite ready to take on the front-runner.

Ooh, papa toony. Get her. Via Mediaite: A group of ardent Donald Trump supporters appeared on CNN Thursday morning to defend his “thousands and thousands” comment about Muslims cheering in the streets of Jersey City on Sept. 11, 2001. Most of what they said was unsurprising given previous interviews with Trump supporters, but Susan DeLemus‘ closing comments stood out in …

The neo-Nazis at Stormfront have had to upgrade their server capacity thanks to new fans created by Donald Trump. Politico reports: The Ku Klux Klan is using Donald Trump as a talking point in its outreach efforts. Stormfront, the most prominent American white supremacist website, is upgrading its servers in part to cope with a Trump traffic spike. And former …

The poll was taken among South Carolina GOP primary voters. At this point, nothing should surprise us.

Unbelievable. Via the Austin Statesman: Gun rights groups say they will conduct a mock mass shooting this weekend at the University of Texas campus as they try to end gun-free zones. The Open Carry Walk and Crisis Performance Event will involve actors “shot” by perpetrators armed with cardboard weapons, said Matthew Short, a spokesman for the gun rights groups Come …

“A broken system allowed terrorists to come to our home and slaughter Americans. A bold, non-politician candidate calls for a pause in this flawed bureaucratic program so it can be fixed, to make sure it doesn’t happen again. That’s commonsense, which is why the media and spineless pundits attack it. “A private university President in Virginia encourages students to exercise …

“I have one thing to say. Come and get me, biatch. If the Obama administration wants to go to war against freedom, wants to arrest me for my unalienable rights guaranteed under the First Amendment, I’m going to put on my little black dress, Joyce, my string of pearls and my thigh-highs and I’m going to head on down to …

Pat Robertson today cited a bogus anti-Muslim poll in his defense of Donald Trump’s immigration ban. Robertson is also upset that Trump is being “excoriated” all over the world, even by virtually all top Republicans. Watch below.